Category Archives: Dumb Spice, The Angry Inch

Holy Eff!

So, Dumb Spice deflected his statement that former Trump campaign manager Paul ‘Call Me Comrade’ Manafort played a small role in the campaign, by telling another reporter to shut up. This is world-class incompetence. And balls of brass.

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That POTUS, Such a Kidder

Of course you can trust the President, unless he was joking: *Tengrain bangs head on desk, seeking sweet, sweet relief*

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Your Saturday Morning Bottomless Mug of Stupid is Served

“I mean, don’t make me make the podium move.” Considering that The Russian Usurper was reportedly upset that SNL used a WOMAN! to portray Spicy, perhaps calling attention to that in his briefing was not the smartest move?

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Sean Spicer: “Strawberries”

We bring you this dramatic re-enactment of our new pal, Spicy, who is determined to find the strawberries: Politico: BEHIND THE SCENES — Sean Spicer targets own staff in leak crackdown: The push includes random phone checks overseen by White … Continue reading

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Trump Silences BS Barbie!

CNN tells us… Kellyanne Conway, once the most visible spokesperson for the Trump White House, has been sidelined from television appearances for making statements that were at odds with the administration’s official stance, White House sources told CNNMoney on Wednesday. … Continue reading

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Activism: Act, Don’t React

We need to view any and every action of the Russian Puppet Admin with maximum cynicism. Constantly on the lookout for shiny objects. If it’s leaked that the Trump admin says grass is green and the sky is blue the first … Continue reading

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Some Stupid for Your Coffee?

Here's Sean Spicer lint-rolling Stephen Miller's jacket this morning (via Reuters) pic.twitter.com/G5VdxrEeKw — Max Tani (@maxwelltani) February 12, 2017 Rumors are floating that Dumb Spice already may be on his way out; I’m sure this picture doesn’t help.

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We Have Found Our Themesong

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Axios Wins The Morning

And as long as we are talking ’bout the Angry Inch, Payola Paul Allen writing at Axios’ morning email thingie has the essential scoop that wins the morning: Sean Spicer goes on the record to argue the president doesn’t own … Continue reading

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Petunia and Pals Wins The Morning!

"It was cute. It's funny." -Sean Spicer reacts to SNL's portrayal of him pic.twitter.com/VkaSggpdIb — FOX & friends (@foxandfriends) February 6, 2017 “Of course,” Spicer didn’t add,”she’s much too tall.”

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