Category Archives: Dumb Spice, The Angry Inch

The Saturday Quote

Posted on September 18, 2021 by tengrain

Republicans are always climbing onto the cross: “I walked into the lion’s den. [Psaki] walks into a bunch of kittens.” —Spicy

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Where Are They Now?

Posted on January 19, 2021 by tengrain

The original liar and still the best, Sean “Spicey” Spicer tells Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) email thingie (new, improved and now with more gossip in a return to the breathless Katie Glueck hall-monitor standard of yore): YOUR … Continue reading →

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Must-See TeeVee

Posted on September 16, 2019 by tengrain

Twinkle-toes Sean Spicer makes his professional dancing debut tonight on Dancing with the Stars.

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Known Liar Gets Professional Courtesy To Lie Again

Posted on July 18, 2018 by tengrain

Excited to kick off my book of The Briefing tomorrow on @TODAYshow with @SavannahGuthrie and @hodakotb I promise I will smile more https://t.co/5E8OA4Ai4q — Sean Spicer (@seanspicer) July 18, 2018 It’s incredible to me that the press guy who willingly … Continue reading →

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And They Say There’s No Second Acts In US Politics

Posted on June 14, 2018 by tengrain

Tiger Beat’s email thingie: — SEAN SPICER’S NEW TRUMP-WORLD GIG. Spicer is the new senior adviser and spokesman for America First Action, the Trump aligned super PAC. Spicer will appear and speak Monday night at the super PAC’s summit at … Continue reading →

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Spicy, Chapter 2

Posted on September 21, 2017 by tengrain

Mike ‘Payola’ Allen writing the Axios morning email thingie has something of a scoop: Now we can tell you about another potential honey pot for Mueller. Former colleagues of Sean Spicer tell Axios that he filled “notebook after notebook” during … Continue reading →

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And Now It Can Be told…

Posted on July 23, 2017 by tengrain

We always thought that our pal, Dumb Spice (the Angry Inch), never got any respect; from the Russian Usurper’s ersatz Mean Girl treatment, to cruelly not letting Spicy meet the pope, to not even asking him about appointing a new … Continue reading →

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UPDATED: G’Bye, Spicy!

Posted on July 21, 2017 by tengrain

Dumb Spice, the Angry Inch, the man who once fact-checked My Little Pony in defense of the mango-hued shitgibbon has resigned. We hardly knew ye, Spicy! But we will miss Melissa McCarthy’s impersonation of you. UPDATE: Here is Comrade Preznint … Continue reading →

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The More Things Change Files

Posted on June 20, 2017 by tengrain

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie tells us: White House press secretary Sean Spicer is leading a search for his own replacement on the briefing room podium as part of a larger plan to shake up … Continue reading →

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Claim Chowder is Served

Posted on May 30, 2017 by tengrain

Hey guys, remember that time I predicted that the big shake-up would result in… Here’s my guess: the White House staff is going to put the Russian Usurper out in front of the public, let him say whatever the hell … Continue reading →

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