Category Archives: Dumb Spice, The Angry Inch

Spicy, Chapter 2

Posted on September 21, 2017 by

Mike ‘Payola’ Allen writing the Axios morning email thingie has something of a scoop: Now we can tell you about another potential honey pot for Mueller. Former colleagues of Sean Spicer tell Axios that he filled “notebook after notebook” during … Continue reading →

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And Now It Can Be told…

Posted on July 23, 2017 by

We always thought that our pal, Dumb Spice (the Angry Inch), never got any respect; from the Russian Usurper’s ersatz Mean Girl treatment, to cruelly not letting Spicy meet the pope, to not even asking him about appointing a new … Continue reading →

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UPDATED: G’Bye, Spicy!

Posted on July 21, 2017 by

Dumb Spice, the Angry Inch, the man who once fact-checked My Little Pony in defense of the mango-hued shitgibbon has resigned. We hardly knew ye, Spicy! But we will miss Melissa McCarthy’s impersonation of you. UPDATE: Here is Comrade Preznint … Continue reading →

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The More Things Change Files

Posted on June 20, 2017 by

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie tells us: White House press secretary Sean Spicer is leading a search for his own replacement on the briefing room podium as part of a larger plan to shake up … Continue reading →

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Claim Chowder is Served

Posted on May 30, 2017 by

Hey guys, remember that time I predicted that the big shake-up would result in… Here’s my guess: the White House staff is going to put the Russian Usurper out in front of the public, let him say whatever the hell … Continue reading →

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Dope Meets Pope, Cont.

Posted on May 25, 2017 by

Russian Usurper’s Anywhere But Home Tour, Cont. The Angry Inch, our pal Dumb Spice, was not part of the group that got to meet the Pope. Spicy is a devout Catholic, and I imagine that this will leave a sting. … Continue reading →

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The Summary

Posted on May 14, 2017 by

The Villagers are pretty much all gossiping that The Russian Usurper is about to change around the White House staff, you know like a cliff-hanger at some point during a night time drama, hoping to improve the ratings.  (An ersatz, “Who … Continue reading →

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Tweet, Twit, Twat

Posted on May 12, 2017 by

Our ersatz mafioso idiot preznint tweets: James Comey better hope that there are no “tapes” of our conversations before he starts leaking to the press! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 12, 2017 And I hope that there isn’t 18 … Continue reading →

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We’re Gonna Miss Spicy

Posted on May 12, 2017 by

Take two. Melissa McCarthy sliding through the streets of New York in full #SNL Sean Spicer character pic.twitter.com/HC3Uc4QnSx — Samantha Barry (@samanthabarry) May 12, 2017 Just sayin’.

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The Spice Must Flow

Posted on May 11, 2017 by

Melissa McCarthy will be hosting SNL this week, and The Russian Usurper and the Angry Inch are practically writing the script for them. Take it away, Axios morning email thingie! Act I … WashPost’s Jenna Johnson on Tuesday night, “After … Continue reading →

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