Category Archives: Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper

And Kavanaugh Makes 3

At least six 2020 Goat Rodeo candidates — Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg, Cory Booker, Beto O’Rourke and Julián Castro — yesterday called for Justice Kavanaugh’s impeachment after the NYTimes published “new information about allegations of sexual misconduct against … Continue reading

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Everything Old Is New Again

Today we turn our gimlet eye to international affairs. So what happened? the MIT morning email thingie tells us: “An attack by 10 drones caused fires at a major oil processing facility and a nearby oil field in Saudi Arabia, … Continue reading

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USAF Gives Trump’s Turnberry 2-Stars on Yelp!

Grifters Gotta Grift The Air Force says it has lodged crews at Trump’s resort in Turnberry, Scotland up to 40 times since 2015. “The tally represents the preliminary results of an Air Force review launched after POLITICO reported last week … Continue reading

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We Call It ‘The Aristocrats!’

‘I’ll be here all week! Try the veal! WSJ: “Inside a room of the ornately decorated Hotel du Palais during last month’s Group of Seven summit in Biarritz, France, President Trump awaited a meeting with Egyptian President Abdel Fattah Al … Continue reading

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Father of the Year Wants To Protect The Children

Comrade Prznint Stupid is taking the bold step of protecting children from gun violence. Haha, I jest. He wants to stop the Yutes of Tomorrow from vaping: Here's video of Trump telling reporters today that "innocent children" are "coming home … Continue reading

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Our Stable Genius Has A ‘Bold Idea’

Comrade Stupid cannot fire the Fed Chairman like a common Bolton, so he has for many months now taken to the electronic Tweeter to bully Jerome Powell with the full force of his CAPS LOCK: The Federal Reserve should get … Continue reading

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It Blows, Part Infinity

After Prznint Stupid finger-painted, er, Sharpie’d (is too a verb!) a chart showing Alabamastan in the path of Hurricane Dorian, the National Weather Service contradicted the big dum-dum, you know, to avoid having Possum Hollar (‘Bama edition) fill the ol’ … Continue reading

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This Will Not End Well

The WaPo had an eye-opener yesterday: Trump pushing for major crackdown on homeless camps in California, with aides discussing moving residents to government-backed facilities “President Trump has ordered White House officials to launch a sweeping effort to address homelessness in … Continue reading

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We Hate Him, We Really Hate Him!

From a CNN poll released yesterday: “71% say they trust only some or nothing at all of what they hear from official White House communications, about the same as the 68% who felt that way in late 2017. 28% trust … Continue reading

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Look Who’s You’re Fired’ed Now!

Pol POTUS has fired the Mustaches of War: I informed John Bolton last night that his services are no longer needed at the White House. I disagreed strongly with many of his suggestions, as did others in the Administration, and … Continue reading

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