Category Archives: Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Curses! Foiled again! Our ol’ pal Liz ‘3-Fingers’ Crokin once again cracked the code: Or, you know, it could just be Trump’s Razor: “Ascertain the stupidest possible scenario that can be reconciled with the available facts and … Continue reading

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‘Stupid-size It,’ Stupid Said

McDonald’s Quarter Pounders, fries and Domino’s pizza stank-up the White House yesterday as Prznint McCheese saluted the Clemson Tigers for winning the college football championship. Comrade Prznint said he paid for the meal hisself because much of the staff in the … Continue reading

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Comrade Prznint Reveals 5-Year Agricultural Reform (The Shut-Show, Cont.)

The gubmint lockout is now well into its fourth week, and has left farmers unable to get loans and subsidies: “For many farmers, the trade tension especially with China has meant unpredictability, lost market share and lower prices for their … Continue reading

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Doing Putin’s Bidding?

“Trump Discussed Pulling U.S. From NATO, Aides Say Amid New Concerns Over Russia” “There are few things that President Vladimir V. Putin of Russia desires more than the weakening of NATO, the military alliance among the United States, Europe and … Continue reading

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A Closer Look

I think this is both very funny and very insightful.

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Trump Supporters Are on the Move!

The New CNN/SSRS poll shows us that the sniffling, prime time address didn’t move public opinion at all. The Russian Usurper’s disapproval rating has climbed five points since last month. Also a WaPo/ABC News poll tells us that most Americans blame … Continue reading

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Hair Füror’s Pocket Nazi Strikes Again! (Probably)

The Russian Usurper’s pocket Nazi was busy this weekend: The Trump portrait of an unsustainable Border Crisis is dead on. “In the last two years, ICE officers made 266,000 arrests of aliens with Criminal Records, including those charged or convicted … Continue reading

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No D’uh, Part Infinity

AP “Trump surprised his aides by deciding, with just a few hours’ notice, to call in to Jeanine Pirro’s show on Fox News on Saturday night to push back against coverage of his presidency on multiple fronts, particularly published reports … Continue reading

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UPDATED: The Russian Usurper is a Russian Usurper, Maybe?

Circumstantial evidence is coming to the public realm that Comrade Trump really is the Russian Usurper, and he is a possible Russian Asset. His Helsinki performance was alarming, not just because of his sniveling defense of Putin, but because of … Continue reading

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Grand OId республиканец

Bombshell Headline! Holy crap! The headline on the web is slightly different, perhaps better: “F.B.I. Opened Inquiry Into Whether Trump Was Secretly Working on Behalf of Russia.” NYTimes: “In the days after President Trump fired James B. Comey as F.B.I. … Continue reading

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