Category Archives: Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper

The Afternoon Quote

“The Republicans don’t win and that’s because of potentially illegal votes,” Trump complained. “When people get in line that have absolutely no right to vote and they go around in circles. Sometimes they go to their car, put on a … Continue reading

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Trump: ‘What? Me Worried?’

We’ve been noting that since the start of the exciting, never-ending 2018 Pie Fight that Prznint Stupid has been in a bad the mood; sure into every life a little rain must fall, but losing the House and barely holding … Continue reading

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It’s The Economy, Prznint Stupid

It’s All About ME, Part Infinity You may have noticed yesterday that the Dow leaped off a cliff (plunged more than 600 points), the NASDAQ jumped too (2.78 percent, mostly due to a slump in the demand for iPhones), and … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

After working to establish the press as the ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE and the Mueller investigation as a TOTAL WITCH HUNT, Hair Füror has a new hobby! He is now targeting the electoral process itself! Let’s examine his timeline for … Continue reading

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Just Sayin’

Russian journalist Dimitry Smirnov, covering WWI events in France, refers to President Trump as "agent Donald" – who's about to be arrested pic.twitter.com/pZvecfrlhM — West Wing Reports (@WestWingReport) November 11, 2018 Oh. I guess the Home Office knows sumpin’ about … Continue reading

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Presidential Medal of Freedom Gets MAGA Treatment

Miriam Adelson (Shelly’s wife!) is among the people who will receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom in a ceremony on Friday. A White House statement said she is “a committed doctor, philanthropist, and humanitarian.” So is George Soros, but he … Continue reading

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Comrade Forest Ranger Speaks

Most prznints would offer some help or empathy when their most populous state is burning to the ground, but instead Prznint Stupid wants to blame the victims and threaten them with defunding: There is no reason for these massive, deadly … Continue reading

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Prznint Horndog & Campaign Finance Laws Don’t Mix

Axios tells us… President Trump directed or was personally involved in multiple payments of hush money to women claiming to have had sexual encounters with him — potentially breaking campaign finance laws, the Wall Street Journal reports. How he did … Continue reading

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Top-of-the-Line Professionals of the 4th Reich, Part Infinity

Let us speak for a moment of Matthew Whitaker, our new interim attorney general appointed by Prznint Stupid after he fired Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, you know, for not ending the Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac investigation. No obstruction or collusion  there,  you … Continue reading

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Embraceable You

Wouldn’t you know I’d be travelling and miss our Stable Genius’ shit show, er, press conference? From what I can gather Prznint Stupid read a list of Republicans who lost because they didn’t embrace him… “Mia Love gave me no love. And she lost. … Continue reading

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