Category Archives: Betsy ‘Special Ed’ DeVos

A Metaphor for Our Times?

The Toledo Blade reports A $40 million yacht owned by the family of U.S. Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos — one of 10 yachts owned by the DeVos family — was docked in Huron, which sits along Lake Erie, when someone untied it, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Saturday Happy Hour News Briefs Some wingnut on Fox News is suggesting we use one of these in the next school shooting, you know, to free the kids: Tell us more, Motherboard! “I wish this was a joke, but I … Continue reading

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He Sells InTell in the Seychelles

Hey guys, remember that time that Trump’s Fratsputin, Jared Kushner, asked the Russia ambassador to help set up a back channel to communicate with Russia? Why anyone would need another way to reach Pooty-Poot is mysterious, because there is the … Continue reading

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Philosophy Class With Betsy Devos!

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound? What if Education Secretary Betsy Devos went to Stoneman Douglas High to offer thoughts and prayers and talked to no … Continue reading

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Bathroom Break!

Your Kind Cannot Pee Here Good Morning, Scissorheads! Hope your kids pee’ed before they left for school, because Betsy DeVos doesn’t want transkids to pee in school: “The Education Department has told BuzzFeed News it won’t investigate or take action … Continue reading

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Frank Luntz Puts Words in Betsy DeVos’ Own Stupid Mouth

We have not heard much from Betsy DeVos lately, and while clearly the most controversial and unqualified member of the Fourth Reich (walking termite buffet Mike Pence was the tie-breaking vote to confirm DeVos), we wondered why she wasn’t still … Continue reading

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Expert-Level Snark

DeVos Defends Trump: 'Would a Moron Hire Me?' pic.twitter.com/dwc48Jn2Jz — Barry Corindia (@barry_corindia) October 6, 2017 Oh, man: that’s an instant classic.

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The Unsinkable Betsy DeVos

The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel tells us that Betsy DeVos has misplaced her yacht: “…SeaQuest, a 163-foot, $40 million yacht, belongs to Dick and Betsy DeVos of Michigan. Betsy DeVos is the U.S. secretary of education. A Department of Education spokesperson … Continue reading

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Betsy DeVos Awards Herself a Participation Trophy

Secretary of Religious Charter Schools and noted self-made heiress Betsy DeVos has decided that having protesters at every event makes her one of the kool kids, and tells the other kool kids at ALEC: “This advocacy has led to some… … Continue reading

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Civics Class(less)

Amway heiress and noted Howdy Doody look-alike Y’all Qaeda’s own Betsy DeVos is embracing Darwin! “What! How’s that, ‘Grain!”, you say! Simple. It’s a survival of the fittest approach to enforcing civil rights for students. Take it away, Politico! Education … Continue reading

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