Category Archives: Betsy ‘Special Ed’ DeVos

Obvious Plan Is Obvious

Deranged Christian Fundamentalist (redundant?), multi-level marketing grifter and Amway heir, and former Secretary of Education Betsy Devos declared (again) that the department she oversaw should be eliminated. I’m shocked. “I personally think the Department of Education should not exist,” said … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, in Michigan…

Guys, five of the ten GOP candidates for Michigan governor (and by my calculations, that means, uh, about half of the candidates) may be eliminated from the primary ballot after the state’s Bureau of Elections found that their campaigns filed thousands … Continue reading

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Michigan Dodges Fate

Oh, man, the comedy would have written itself: “I am not running for governor,” DeVos told The Detroit News. “It’s not going to be me. I appreciate that some folks are interested in that, but I think the rumor and … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News You cannot make up stuff like this: Erik Prince, founder of private security contractor Blackwater and brother of former Education Secretary Betsy DeVos, recruited a former British spy in 2016 to professionalize the undercover operatives at Project … Continue reading

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🎶 Fight-on, For Old Trump U! 🎵

Grifters Somewhere, Betsy ‘Special Ed’ Devos is weeping: Thousands of students defrauded by for-profit schools will have their federal loans fully erased, the Biden administration announced Thursday, reversing a Trump administration policy that had given them only partial relief. “All … Continue reading

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I’m Shocked. Shoked, I Say

Lock Her Up Tiger Beat on the Potomac breathlessly tells us that ol’ Amway Betsy is in deep merde this time, boy-howdy… “The Office of the Special Counsel has started investigating Education Secretary Betsy DeVos for potentially violating the Hatch … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Axios breaking news is one of those chicken-or-the-egg things: The doors of public schools are swiftly slamming shut for many Americans ahead of this next school year. Los Angeles and San Diego are starting out online-only … Continue reading

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Back-to-School Guidance Fails Test

Last time on Dynasty, er, whatever… Pesident Trump and Education Secretary Betsy DeVos (who’s currently being sued for trying to divert coronavirus relief funds from public schools to private schools,) threatened to cut funding from schools that don’t resume in-person … Continue reading

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Classes Warfare!

The 4th Reich is demanding that K-12 schools to reopen in a raging pandemic, you know, as part of its learn to live with it campaign. Here’s infamous SAT-cheater Prznint Stupid making a well-reasoned case for reopening schools: SCHOOLS MUST … Continue reading

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Pay to Play, Part Infinity

I thought I was done for Saturday, and then what did I spy with my little eye: Trump Appoints Illuminati Self-Help Author ‘Magus Incognito’ To Federal Education Board “…Federal Election Commission filings show Mentz has given substantial sums to Republican … Continue reading

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