Category Archives: Ben ‘The Blade’ Carson

A man of Biblical science.

This Will Not End Well

The WaPo had an eye-opener yesterday: Trump pushing for major crackdown on homeless camps in California, with aides discussing moving residents to government-backed facilities “President Trump has ordered White House officials to launch a sweeping effort to address homelessness in … Continue reading

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Happy Juneteenth From Ben Carson

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us… HUD hires former official at center of racial scandal “The Department of Housing and Urban Development has hired Eric Blankenstein, the former Consumer Financial Protection Bureau official whose racially charged blog … Continue reading

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Your Kind Cannot Take Shelter Here

Christian Kindness The Department of Housing and Urban Development has proposed a new rule that would allow homeless shelters that receive federal funding to deny homeless people entry on religious grounds, and force transgender women to use men’s restrooms and … Continue reading

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Local Man Liked Oreos More Than His Job

So this happened yesterday: Katie Porter (D-CA) asked HUD Secretary Benny-the-Blade Carson if he was familiar with REOs—a basic housing term which stands for “real estate owned” and refers to properties owned by lenders after foreclosure. Let’s watch! I asked … Continue reading

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The Revenge of the Pyramids!

CNBC: “Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Dr. Ben Carson told an audience of conservative activists on Friday that the sexual assault allegations facing President Donald Trump’s nominee to the Supreme Court are part of a plot by socialists to … Continue reading

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Ben Takes The Blade to Low Income Families

HUD Director and authentic black American, Bennie-the-Blade Carson, has proposed changing how rental subsidies are calculated so that hundreds of thousands of low-income families would end up paying triple their current rent: “Under the proposal, some of the poorest tenants … Continue reading

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Water Seeks Its Own Level

Hey guys, remember this guy, Taylor Weyeneth? You know, the kid who lied on his resume so outrageously that he somehow ended up with a senior post in the White House Office of National Drug Control Policy? And then he was … Continue reading

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Maybe Carson Will Put It On Craig’s List?

TPM/Livewire: “A spokesperson for the Department of Housing and Urban Development told TPM Thursday that Secretary Ben Carson had ordered the agency to rescind an order for $31,561 worth of dining room furniture.” I didn’t know you could cancel an … Continue reading

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Swamp Draining, Cont.

Somewhere, Aaron Schock is laughing: “Department of Housing and Urban Development officials spent $31,000 on a new dining room set for Secretary Ben Carson’s office in late 2017 — just as the White House circulated its plans to slash HUD’s … Continue reading

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Sleepwalking Into History

Noted mixed-martial arts street fighting brain surgeon Bennie-the-Blade Carson might be in trouble with the Hatch Act for sleepwalking / sleepspeaking Hair Führer’s campaign rally or whatever that thing was: Housing and Urban Development Secretary Ben Carson may have violated … Continue reading

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