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Category Archives: Ben ‘The Blade’ Carson
The Phone Calls Are Coming From Inside!
Another day, another Trump-Virus case from inside the White House: NEWS: Sec. Ben Carson tested positive for COVID-19 this morning. His deputy chief of staff says he's "in good spirits & feels fortunate to have access to effective therapeutics which … Continue reading
Posted in Ben 'The Blade' Carson, Pandemics
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Happy Birthday Ben Carson
Bennie-the-Blade is 69 today, and he plans to celebrate with a birthday cake milled from grains from an egyptian pyramid storage facility, probably.
Posted in Ben 'The Blade' Carson, Happy Birthday, snark
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This Will Not End Well
The WaPo had an eye-opener yesterday: Trump pushing for major crackdown on homeless camps in California, with aides discussing moving residents to government-backed facilities “President Trump has ordered White House officials to launch a sweeping effort to address homelessness in … Continue reading
Happy Juneteenth From Ben Carson
Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us… HUD hires former official at center of racial scandal “The Department of Housing and Urban Development has hired Eric Blankenstein, the former Consumer Financial Protection Bureau official whose racially charged blog … Continue reading
Posted in 4th Reich, Ben 'The Blade' Carson, racism, White Punks on Dope
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Your Kind Cannot Take Shelter Here
Christian Kindness The Department of Housing and Urban Development has proposed a new rule that would allow homeless shelters that receive federal funding to deny homeless people entry on religious grounds, and force transgender women to use men’s restrooms and … Continue reading
Local Man Liked Oreos More Than His Job
So this happened yesterday: Katie Porter (D-CA) asked HUD Secretary Benny-the-Blade Carson if he was familiar with REOs—a basic housing term which stands for “real estate owned” and refers to properties owned by lenders after foreclosure. Let’s watch! I asked … Continue reading
Posted in Ben 'The Blade' Carson, immigration, racism
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The Revenge of the Pyramids!
CNBC: “Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Dr. Ben Carson told an audience of conservative activists on Friday that the sexual assault allegations facing President Donald Trump’s nominee to the Supreme Court are part of a plot by socialists to … Continue reading
Ben Takes The Blade to Low Income Families
HUD Director and authentic black American, Bennie-the-Blade Carson, has proposed changing how rental subsidies are calculated so that hundreds of thousands of low-income families would end up paying triple their current rent: “Under the proposal, some of the poorest tenants … Continue reading
Water Seeks Its Own Level
Hey guys, remember this guy, Taylor Weyeneth? You know, the kid who lied on his resume so outrageously that he somehow ended up with a senior post in the White House Office of National Drug Control Policy? And then he was … Continue reading
Maybe Carson Will Put It On Craig’s List?
TPM/Livewire: “A spokesperson for the Department of Housing and Urban Development told TPM Thursday that Secretary Ben Carson had ordered the agency to rescind an order for $31,561 worth of dining room furniture.” I didn’t know you could cancel an … Continue reading
Posted in Ben 'The Blade' Carson, The Swamp
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Mock Paper Scissors 