Category Archives: 4th Reich

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Sorry, Charleston: Former United Nations Ambassador Nikki Haley plans to launch her presidential campaign in less than two weeks with an event in Charleston, S.C. Sen. Tim Scott will kick off a “listening tour” a day later … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Nikki Haley, Tim Scott | 8 Comments

Define ‘Moderate’ WaPo

Our Failed Political Press ™ There’s a piece in the WaPo entitled (and I do mean entitled), The Joe Manchin of the House GOP? And Betteridges Law Of Headlines just keeled over. Anyway, it is pushing the notion that there … Continue reading

Posted in Dork MAGA, Our Failed Political Press, snark, Wingnuttia | 6 Comments

Some Stupid to Pre-Game Happy Hour?

bannon: "you're not running for vice president as Governor of Arizona?" kari lake: "I am the duly elected governor." — danny (@dabbs346) February 2, 2023

Posted in Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Kari Lake, Liars, Steve Bannon, The Big Lie | 10 Comments

China Has Spy Balloon Over Montana

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie breathlessly reports that China is spying on… Montana? TRIAL BALLOON — We have our first taste of how different conducting foreign policy will be for President JOE BIDEN now that … Continue reading

Posted in Rep. 3-names Perjury Taylor Greene, Q-spiracy, Montana, espionage | 25 Comments

The Morning Stupid

The Republicans in all their wisdom have decided to humiliate themselves by offering nepo-baby Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders to give the rebuttal to the State of the Union Address. You heard that right, Possums is going to fallow in the legendary … Continue reading

Posted in Elmira Gantry the Possum Queen, SOTU | 7 Comments

‘Sir,’ DeSantis begged with tears in his eyes…

Hair Füror’s fabulism is on the upswing: “[DeSantis] had nothing! He was dead, he was leaving the race, he came over and he begged me, begged me, for an endorsement. He was getting ready to drop out,” Trump said. He … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Ron DeSantis | 5 Comments

The Absence of Evidence

The FBI has searched President Handsome Joe Biden’s Delaware beach house, and —SURPRISE!— found no hidden classified documents. The search was done with the cooperation of Biden’s attorneys but without alerting Handsome Joe hisself in advance so the sneaky bastid … Continue reading

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, President Handsome Joe Biden | 2 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News So all we gotta do is get Vulgarmort to run as a third party candidate? 🚨NEW: 28% of Republican primary voters say they’ll support Trump even if he ran as an independent in the general election. If … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump | 2 Comments

Sporting News

Hope Hicks —the 4th Reich’s own girly Goebbels— has found gainful employment with [checks notes] the NY Knicks: Madison Square Garden has tapped a high profile spin doctor to help chairman James Dolan deflect criticism of his use of facial … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Hope Hicks, sports | 2 Comments

Area Man Still Has The Midas Touch

2024 Goat Rodeo Lord Damp Nut still has the magic Trump touch, as the FEC filings show: The Save America Joint Fundraising Committee, the primary fundraising vehicle for Trump’s 2024 campaign and his leadership PAC, raised just shy of $5 … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Grifters Gotta Grift, Hair Führer Donald Trump | 3 Comments