Category Archives: 4th Reich

Pop Quiz!

This is First Shady Ivanka’s on-going attempt at rehabilitation suggests that she was giving guitar lessons to an Ukrainian refugee, but as we can all see the kid is play a 4-string uke while she is (allegedly) playing a 6-string, … Continue reading

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More BS From BS Barbie

KellyAnn Conway’s book tries to humanize the monster: Donald Trump considered dropping out of the 2016 presidential race after the leak of the now-infamous Access Hollywood tape showed him boasting that women let him “grab ‘em by the pussy,” according … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Kellyanne 'Bullshit Barbie' Conway, Sex fiends | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Is anyone surprised? Russia bans 963 Americans, including Biden and Harris — but not Trump Russia permanently banned nearly 1,000 Americans, including President Biden and Vice President Harris, from entering the country in response to the United … Continue reading

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, Pooty-Poot Putin, Useful Idiot | 10 Comments

Breaking: Emails Show Ginni Thomas Urged AZ Officials to Reverse Twice-Impeached LOSER’s Election Loss

Lord love a duck, Ginni Thomas was in it up to her eyeballs and Clarence Thomas should resign: Virginia “Ginni” Thomas, the conservative activist and wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, pressed Arizona lawmakers after the 2020 election to … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Clarance Thomas, Ginni Thomas, Insurrection, SCOTUS, The Big Lie, The Stupid Coup | 14 Comments

Turns Out The Conways Marriage Is Not ‘The Song of Songs’, Who Knew?

We get some insight into one of the greatest love stories of the new century, George and KellyAnn Conway and how they keep it fresh: Kellyanne Conway Writes in Book of Husband ‘Cheating by Tweeting’ and Ivanka Trump Suggesting Couples … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Ivanka, The First Shady, Kellyanne 'Bullshit Barbie' Conway, Liars, Love is a many splendored thing, Lying Assweasles, Lying Liars Who Lie | 5 Comments

Long Goodbyes

Cocaine-fueled sex orgy enthusiast and as of late unemployed roller Nazi Madison Cawthorn took a strange parting shot as he was packing up his lingerie and dry humping the occasional staffer’s face, In his first Instagram post since losing, Madison … Continue reading

Posted in Dork MAGA, Madison Cawthorn, Roller Nazi | 13 Comments

What Could Go Wrong?

Dr. Oz, —the celebrity-doctor-slash-snake-oil-salesman from New Jersey— appears to be narrowly beating David McCormick —the former hedge fund executive from Connecticut— for the chance to be the Senator from Pennsylvania, and thus the odds of a recount look high given … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Hair Führer Donald Trump | 1 Comment

Meanwhile, in Pennsylvania

Guys, it seems that Possum Hollar Pennsyltucky’s Republican Gubnor candidate has quite the resumé. Vanity Fair’s email thingie alerts us: If you’re not familiar with Doug Mastriano, a quick primer on the state senator turned gubernatorial candidate: – On November … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Pennsyltucky, The Big Lie, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup, Vote Suppression, voter fraud, voting | 5 Comments

High Stakes in Penn Governor Race Got Higher

The Stupid Coup In more Pennsyltucky news, PA GOP Gubor-candidate and noted Red Hat, Doug Mastriano keeps proving his deep connections with the Stupid Coup: WASHINGTON — A staffer with Doug Mastriano’s Pennsylvania gubernatorial campaign who helped block media access to … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Pennsyltucky, The Stupid Coup | 2 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News This is a hopeful sign that US AG Merrick Garland might not be completely dead: Justice Dept. Requests Transcripts From Jan. 6 Committee The Justice Department has asked the House committee investigating the Jan. 6 attack for … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, AG Merrick Garland, Insurrection, The Stupid Coup | 4 Comments