Category Archives: 4th Reich

From the Short-Fingered Vulgarian File: And Now We Know

Well, whether we really wanted to know it or not, Stormy Daniel’s book has leaked like a Russian Pee Hooker, and the details are everywhere and gross. Praise Jeebus, and get to work Scissorheads, the dick jokes go in the … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Pornygate | 8 Comments

Yes, But Does It Match Comrade Trump’s Curtains?

Artist Brian Whiteley claims he hung a painting of Russian President Vladimir Putin in a Trump International Hotel suite overlooking Pennsylvania Avenue — and no one noticed. “Numerous guests had stayed there since I placed the painting and no one had … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Pooty-Poot Putin | 5 Comments

UPDATED: Meme-o-the-Day

I cannot get an official damage count, but unconfirmed deaths are around 20 and the damage in dollars is estimated (so far) to between $17B and $22B Ameros according to Moody’s Analytics. A+ work, Comrade Stupid. UPDATE: CNN says… The … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, global climate change | 11 Comments


Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!): “President Donald Trump moved on Monday to immediately release a tranche of former FBI Director James Comey’s text messages and declassify 20 pages of a surveillance application that targeted former campaign adviser Carter … Continue reading

Posted in Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Sex fiends, Weirdo Blabbermouth Carter Page | 6 Comments

Local BS-er BSs Us

“People are blaming the president” for the escalating trade dispute, Larry Kudlow—Comrade Stupid’s National Economic Council Director—said to the Economic Club of New York. “I say, do not blame Trump for this”—[the “this” being the Easy-to-Win trade war Comrade Trump … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Larry Kudlow, The Baghdad Bob of Economics, Trade Wars | 8 Comments

Comrade Trump Loves It When A Plan Comes Together

Tariffs have put the U.S. in a very strong bargaining position, with Billions of Dollars, and Jobs, flowing into our Country – and yet cost increases have thus far been almost unnoticeable. If countries will not make fair deals with … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper | 9 Comments

Possum Hollar: The Blue Wave Is Fake News!!1!

Eiron is really doing stellar work: A source who has seen recent polling, conducted by the Republican National Committee, told me the data show that a majority of Trump voters don’t believe the mountain of evidence that Democrats will win … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Fake News!!1! | 5 Comments

Manafort Flips

One-man crime wave—and noted fashionista—Paul Manafort — whom we know took notes on his phone during the infamous Trump Tower meeting with Natalia And the Russians (best Russian New Wave band of  July 2016) — has agreed to tell all he knows … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, 2020 Goat Rodeo, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Paul 'Putin's Pal' Manafort | 2 Comments

From Birtherism to Deatherism, Trump Has All Conspiracy Theories Covered

Yesterday, we might have mentioned Comrade Trumps twin tweets denying that Hurricane Maria killed nearly 3,000 Puerto Ricans last year… 3000 people did not die in the two hurricanes that hit Puerto Rico. When I left the Island, AFTER the … Continue reading

Posted in Birthers, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Fox News | 10 Comments

He Picks His Fights Carefully

JPMorgan C.E.O. Jamie Dimon said that were he to run for president, he would easily beat Prznint Stupid on account of being smarter, as tough, and originally from a poorer section of Queens than Comrade Trump. And then he walked … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper | 6 Comments