Category Archives: Tom Cotton

Area Man Objects to D.C. Statehood

COTTON on #DCStatehood: "Yes, Wyoming is smaller than Washington by population, but it has three times as many workers in mining, logging and construction, and ten times as many workers in manufacturing. In other words, Wyoming is a well-rounded working-class … Continue reading

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Tom Cotton Gets A Scalp

I’m the last person to defend the NYTimes, and they got what they had coming. You collaborate with traitors and seditionists like noted fascist Tehran Tom Cotton and get mud on your (allegedly) good name. It was an astonishing mis-judgement … Continue reading

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Report: Troll Trolls

How is everyone at the @nytimes doing tonight? — Tom Cotton (@TomCottonAR) June 5, 2020

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‘All Options Are On the Table’ — White House on Protesters

So the official stance of the 4th Reich is what now? White House spokesman Hogan Gidley on the possibility of Trump using the US military to stop US protests: "All options are on the table." — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) … Continue reading

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UPDATED: The Coup Will Not Be Televised Because There Will Be No Coup

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie has a 3-part take on the military distancing itself from Cadet Bone Spurs: — JIM MATTIS became the highest-profile former TRUMP ADMINISTRATION official to say the president is unfit for … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Tom Cotton | 13 Comments

Happy Birthday Sen. Cotton

Iran’s unwanted pen pal and President of FFA (Future Fascists of America), Sen. Tom Cotton (R-QTip) is 43! Notorious slut for birthday cake, we think we know what Cotton is gonna wish for (2024!), but we hope he restrains himself … Continue reading

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Fascist Gotta Do What A Fascist Gotta Do

Anyway, the gist of this is that Sen. Q-Tip is getting-on his Yellow Peril. H’s not calling directly for the genocide of Chinese people, but you know, not wanting to share a vaccine is pretty damn close. He’s a disgrace … Continue reading

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2024 Goat Rodeo: A Dark Goat Emerges

The Washington Examiner tell us that Iran’s Pen Pal and notorious birthday cake-eating fiend Tom Cotton is gonna run in the 2024 Goat Rodeo! Sen. Tom Cotton is headed to New Hampshire, the nation’s first primary state, to cultivate support … Continue reading

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Part-Time Job Filled

Comrade Stupid has tapped Richard Grenell, the current U.S. ambassador to Germany, to serve as his acting director of national intelligence. Maybe more alarming, Grennel is NOT giving up his position as Ambassador, so we’ll have a part-time DNI with … Continue reading

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Sen. Cotton, Penpal to Iran’s Mullahs, Speaks!

When the prznint was a black guy and negotiating a nuclear arms treaty, as you might recall cake-eating uncouth jug-eared Senator Tom Cotton (R-Tehran)  was writing letters to Iran undermining the Prznint. Today? Not so much: From Cotton’s interview on … Continue reading

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