Category Archives: Tom Cotton

Rudderless Republicans, Part Infinity

The last time we checked in with probably 2024 Goat Rodeo contender Sen. Tom Cotton, he was trying to blame The Keyan Usurper for the Chinese Spy Balloons that floated over the country during [checks notes] Hair Füror’s 4th Reich. … Continue reading

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Q-Tip: ‘I blame the Kenyan Usurper for the Spy Balloon!’

2024 Goat Rodeo wannabe and sentient Q-Tip,  Sen. Tom Cotton floats a lead balloon: Tom Cotton tries to blame reports that Chinese balloons also flew over the US during the Trump years on Obama — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February … Continue reading

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Trump to Announce Tomorrow

2024 Goat Rodeo Rupert Murdoch and Republican elites might have decided that Hair Füror is damaged goods, but the Red Hats are still strictly in Lord Damp Nut’s back pocket. “Trumpy Republican candidates failed at the ballot box in states … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Kristi Noem, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, Nikki Haley, Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis, Tom Cotton | 6 Comments

2024 Goat Rodeo Update: Unsaddle That Goat!

I was not expecting this: Arkansas Sen. Tom Cotton has decided that he won’t run for president in 2024 — making him the first big-name Republican to step aside as former President Donald Trump and others make moves toward running. … Continue reading

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Bumps In Road For Free Speech Platform

The eleventy-dimensional chess game that Billionaire Elon Musk is playing with Twitter continues to pay off handsomely: DETROIT — General Motors is suspending its advertising on Twitter following Elon Musk’s takeover of the social media platform, the company told CNBC on … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, First Amendment, Free Speech, People Dumber than Dolphins, Tom Cotton | 6 Comments

2024 Goat Rodeo: Stealth Goats Emerge

As the old saying goes, every Senator looks into the bathroom mirror and sees a future president. We suspect many of the ghouls in this Tiger Beat article have no reflection: Tom Cotton likens it to a faraway target at … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Joni Ernst, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, Senatorette Lindsey Graham, Stealth Goat, Tim Scott, Tom Cotton | 8 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Herschel Walker just now: "I've been telling this little story about this bull out in the field with six cows, and three of them are pregnant… so you know he's got something going on" — Aaron Fritschner (@Fritschner) October … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Herschel Walker, Rick Scott, Sex fiends, sexism, Tom Cotton, War on Women | 8 Comments

Report: GOP Worried About ‘Wildly Unfair Redistribution of Wealth Toward Higher-Earning People’

President Handsome Joe Biden announced student loan debt relief for at least 40 MILLION Americans. The Biden administration cancels $10,000 in student-loan debt for borrowers earning less than $125,000 per year cancels $20,000 in debt for those who received Pell … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid, Or Two, Tom Cotton?

2024 Goat Rodeo Guys, Sen. Tom Cotton (R- Iran pen pal) mosdef running in the 2024 Goat Rodeo: One of the many reasons I’m happy to be back in Iowa—Casey’s pizza! — Tom Cotton (@TomCottonAR) July 7, 2022 A … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Arkansas, Crazeee States, Iowa, Tom Cotton | 8 Comments

Bad Chyrons

Wait. What? It was cheaper before there were cars?

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