Category Archives: Tom Cotton

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

“We have a major under-incarceration problem in America. And it’s only getting worse.” — Sen. Tom Cotton

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Some Postprandial Stupid?

“It’s Spring” seems like a dumb reason to lift the mask mandate pic.twitter.com/5XZyY7LzAk — Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) March 22, 2021 Sen. Beaker wants to stop and smell the roses, and you know, kill a few thousand of his constituents.  

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News That Will Drive You To Drink (Tom Cotton Edition)

Happy Hour News As is now a long-standing tradition in the Coup Klux Klan, grade inflation and resume padding comes home to roost for yet another neocon wanna be liar on the road to the 2024 Goat Rodeo: ‘You shouldn’t … Continue reading

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Shorter Tom Cotton

“LOOK OVER THERE – SQUIRREL!!!” Sen. Tom Cotton, Iran’s pen-pal, who was into sedition before it was cool, seeing his 2024 Goat Rodeo run evaporate, wants to warn us all about [checks notes] the radical Democrats: Some senators, for political … Continue reading

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Boo! (Happy Halloween!)

https://t.co/JWdypOMqFd pic.twitter.com/S16qdrfNTU — Sam Baker (@sam_baker) October 23, 2020

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Area Man Objects to D.C. Statehood

COTTON on #DCStatehood: "Yes, Wyoming is smaller than Washington by population, but it has three times as many workers in mining, logging and construction, and ten times as many workers in manufacturing. In other words, Wyoming is a well-rounded working-class … Continue reading

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Tom Cotton Gets A Scalp

I’m the last person to defend the NYTimes, and they got what they had coming. You collaborate with traitors and seditionists like noted fascist Tehran Tom Cotton and get mud on your (allegedly) good name. It was an astonishing mis-judgement … Continue reading

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Report: Troll Trolls

How is everyone at the @nytimes doing tonight? — Tom Cotton (@TomCottonAR) June 5, 2020

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‘All Options Are On the Table’ — White House on Protesters

So the official stance of the 4th Reich is what now? White House spokesman Hogan Gidley on the possibility of Trump using the US military to stop US protests: "All options are on the table." pic.twitter.com/daLGKplxce — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) … Continue reading

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UPDATED: The Coup Will Not Be Televised Because There Will Be No Coup

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie has a 3-part take on the military distancing itself from Cadet Bone Spurs: — JIM MATTIS became the highest-profile former TRUMP ADMINISTRATION official to say the president is unfit for … Continue reading

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