Category Archives: Tom Cotton

Trump to Announce Tomorrow

Posted on November 14, 2022 by tengrain

2024 Goat Rodeo Rupert Murdoch and Republican elites might have decided that Hair Füror is damaged goods, but the Red Hats are still strictly in Lord Damp Nut’s back pocket. “Trumpy Republican candidates failed at the ballot box in states … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Kristi Noem, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, Nikki Haley, Ron DeSantis, Tom Cotton | 6 Comments

2024 Goat Rodeo Update: Unsaddle That Goat!

Posted on November 7, 2022 by tengrain

I was not expecting this: Arkansas Sen. Tom Cotton has decided that he won’t run for president in 2024 — making him the first big-name Republican to step aside as former President Donald Trump and others make moves toward running. … Continue reading →

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Bumps In Road For Free Speech Platform

Posted on November 1, 2022 by tengrain

The eleventy-dimensional chess game that Billionaire Elon Musk is playing with Twitter continues to pay off handsomely: DETROIT — General Motors is suspending its advertising on Twitter following Elon Musk’s takeover of the social media platform, the company told CNBC on … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, First Amendment, Free Speech, People Dumber than Dolphins, Tom Cotton | 6 Comments

2024 Goat Rodeo: Stealth Goats Emerge

Posted on October 31, 2022 by tengrain

As the old saying goes, every Senator looks into the bathroom mirror and sees a future president. We suspect many of the ghouls in this Tiger Beat article have no reflection: Tom Cotton likens it to a faraway target at … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Joni Ernst, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, Senatorette Lindsey Graham, Stealth Goat, Tim Scott, Tom Cotton | 8 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Posted on October 12, 2022 by tengrain

Herschel Walker just now: "I've been telling this little story about this bull out in the field with six cows, and three of them are pregnant… so you know he's got something going on" pic.twitter.com/C54cFotXJD — Aaron Fritschner (@Fritschner) October … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Herschel Walker, Rick Scott, Sex fiends, sexism, Tom Cotton, War on Women | 8 Comments

Report: GOP Worried About ‘Wildly Unfair Redistribution of Wealth Toward Higher-Earning People’

Posted on August 25, 2022 by tengrain

President Handsome Joe Biden announced student loan debt relief for at least 40 MILLION Americans. The Biden administration cancels $10,000 in student-loan debt for borrowers earning less than $125,000 per year cancels $20,000 in debt for those who received Pell … Continue reading →

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Grifters Gotta Grift, Gym Jordan, Rick Scott, Tom Cotton, Wingnuttia | 11 Comments

One Lump of Stupid, Or Two, Tom Cotton?

Posted on July 9, 2022 by tengrain

2024 Goat Rodeo Guys, Sen. Tom Cotton (R- Iran pen pal) mosdef running in the 2024 Goat Rodeo: One of the many reasons I’m happy to be back in Iowa—Casey’s pizza! pic.twitter.com/l6jqZFgzFu — Tom Cotton (@TomCottonAR) July 7, 2022 A … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Arkansas, Crazeee States, Iowa, Tom Cotton | 8 Comments

Bad Chyrons

Posted on June 21, 2022 by tengrain

Wait. What? It was cheaper before there were cars?

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, People Dumber than Dolphins, Tom Cotton | 7 Comments

Voting Day Tomorrow!

Posted on June 20, 2022 by tengrain

Tomorrow, voters in Virginia and D.C will head to the polls to vote in their primaries. There are runoffs in Alabama, Arkansas, and Georgia, also, too. The fun race to watch is in Alabama where Hair Füror endorsed/unendorsed, insurrection enthusiast, … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Joni Ernst, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul, Tom Cotton | 2 Comments

2024 Goat Rodeo Update

Posted on June 14, 2022 by tengrain

It is a well-reported fact that seven current or former Proud Boys are members of the Miami-Dade GOP Executive Committee, and a reporter doing their job asked 2024 Goat Rodeo contender-wannabe  Sen. Marco Rubio —the Cold Warrior for a New … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Fascism, Floriduh, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, Tom Cotton | 9 Comments