Category Archives: Tom Cotton

One Lump of Stupid, Or Two, Tom Cotton?

2024 Goat Rodeo Guys, Sen. Tom Cotton (R- Iran pen pal) mosdef running in the 2024 Goat Rodeo: One of the many reasons I’m happy to be back in Iowa—Casey’s pizza! pic.twitter.com/l6jqZFgzFu — Tom Cotton (@TomCottonAR) July 7, 2022 A … Continue reading

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Bad Chyrons

Wait. What? It was cheaper before there were cars?

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Voting Day Tomorrow!

Tomorrow, voters in Virginia and D.C will head to the polls to vote in their primaries. There are runoffs in Alabama, Arkansas, and Georgia, also, too. The fun race to watch is in Alabama where Hair Füror endorsed/unendorsed, insurrection enthusiast, … Continue reading

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2024 Goat Rodeo Update

It is a well-reported fact that seven current or former Proud Boys are members of the Miami-Dade GOP Executive Committee, and a reporter doing their job asked 2024 Goat Rodeo contender-wannabe  Sen. Marco Rubio —the Cold Warrior for a New … Continue reading

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Tom Cotton Enters 2024 Goat Rodeo

He’s running: he’s “written” a book and Fox News is marketing it. Cotton, an Army veteran who served in combat in the Iraq and Afghanistan wars, a rising star in the GOP, and potential 2024 presidential contender, announced on Monday … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Sen. Cotton

The Pride of Arkansas and noted Free Speech Warrior and Sen. Tom Cotton —who famously has threatened social media platforms that “Winter is Coming”— wants to arrest abortion rights protesters outside the homes of SCOTUS justices: WASHINGTON — Sen. Tom Cotton, … Continue reading

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Professional Courtesy

Oklahoma Senator and human Q-Tip, 2024 Goat Rodeo wannabe Tom Cotton seems nice: Sen. Tom Cotton (R-AR) literally says Ketanji Brown Jackson might have defended Nazis at Nuremberg: "The last Judge Jackson left the Supreme Court to go to Nuremberg … Continue reading

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The Betting Window is Open: Ketanji Brown Jackson v. GOP

Guys, today is the day that Ketanji Brown Jackson faces three Republican Candidates for the 2024 Goat Rodeo, er, the Senate! Will smarmy Ted Cruz, Proud-boi Lite Josh Hawley, and uncharismatic Q-tip Tom Cotton grandstand for the mouth-breathers back home, … Continue reading

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Comrade Queeg Will Find The Strawberries!

We said Pooty-poot was gonna go full-tilt paranoid and pull a Trump, and lo! He’s firing people left and right, looking for the leaker: Russian President Vladimir Putin is said to be conducting purges of military generals and intelligence personnel, … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Hillbilly Effigy J.D. Vance, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Pooty-Poot Putin, Ron DeSantis, Tom Cotton, Ukraine War, Useful Idiot | 4 Comments

Shaheen Hands Cotton His Ass

If you were Aaron Sorkin working on his next West Wing-is re-boot, you could not write dialog much better than this: TOM COTTON The simplest way to deter an invasion of Ukraine, the simplest way to deter Russian aggression is … Continue reading

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