Category Archives: Stealth Goat

2024 Goat Rodeo Racing Forum (UPDATED)

If you are keeping score at home, this is the state of the Republican field in the 2024 Goat Rodeo as of today: Declared: Lord Damp Nut Lady Nikki, former Governor of South Carolina, the seething hotbed of unbridled lust … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Asa Hutchinson, Chris Sununu, Cracker Orban Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis, Doug Burgum, Glenn 'Fascist Knows Best' Youngkin, Nikki Haley, Stealth Goat, Tim Scott The Invisible Man, Vivek Ramaswamy | 6 Comments

Saddle-Up Another Goat!

2024 Goat Rodeo I did not see this coming: CBS News has learned that North Dakota Gov. Doug Burgum is nearing a decision to launch a dark-horse bid for the White House, and has begun hiring political consultants who have … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Billionaire Bastards, blood sucking leeches, CEO Bastards, Culture Wars, Doug Burgum, Rat Bastards, Stealth Goat, Transphobia | 3 Comments

About That Stealth Goat in 2024 Rodeo

About that stealth 2024 Goat Rodeo run from RFK Jr… With Robert Kennedy Jr apparently making his anti-vaxxer presidential run as a Democrat, he may need to try explaining away this 2021 photo of him posing with prominent MAGA/Stop the … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Anti-Vaxxer, Conspiracy Theorists, Mike 'Moscow Mole' Flynn, RFK Jr., Roger Stone, Science, Stealth Goat | 12 Comments

2024 Goat Rodeo: Stealth Goats Emerge

As the old saying goes, every Senator looks into the bathroom mirror and sees a future president. We suspect many of the ghouls in this Tiger Beat article have no reflection: Tom Cotton likens it to a faraway target at … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Joni Ernst, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, Senatorette Lindsey Graham, Stealth Goat, Tim Scott The Invisible Man, Tom Cotton | 8 Comments

2024 Stealth Goat Enters The Rodeo: Gov. Glenn Youngkin

It’s hardly surprising that stealth fascist Soccer Dad Virginia’s Governor Youngkin has ambition: RICHMOND — Gov. Glenn Youngkin, who seems to be inching closer to a 2024 presidential bid, sidestepped when asked this week if he would commit to completing … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Glenn 'Fascist Knows Best' Youngkin, Stealth Goat | 2 Comments

Time to Unsaddle a Goat?

Weird. Who knew that inspiring no one is not a winning 2020 Goat Rodeo strategy?   Per Axios: “On July 9, John Delaney’s senior team sat him down and told him to drop out of the presidential race by mid-August, according … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Stealth Goat | 2 Comments

Dems Debate Tonight

The first debate of the 2020 Goat Rodeo is tonight, and it features Senator Professor Warren debating nine nobodies who are never going to be prznint, er, other candidates. Tonight, in addition to Sen. Professor Warren: Sen. Cory Booker (D-N.J.), … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Amy Klobuchar, Beto O'Rourke, Corey Booker, Elizabeth Warren, Jay Inslee, Julian Castro, Stealth Goat, Tim Ryan, Tulsi Gabbard | 3 Comments

You Think There’s No Difference Between The Parties? Think Again!

The Senate has confirmed former coal industry lobbyist Andrew Wheeler to lead the EPA, which is responsible for ensuring we have clean air and safe drinking water. It was a party-line vote, 52 -47 (one senator was not present?). “Why … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, AOC, Global Climate Crisis, Stealth Goat | 4 Comments

Bob Corker, Unplugged!

Kasie Hunt:“Do you think that President Trump should be primaried?” Bob Corker: “I do think that we’ve got to remember what the Republican Party is.” Hunt: “That’s not a yes or no answer.” Corker: “I want to get away from … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, 4th Reich, snark, Stealth Goat | 7 Comments

Don’t Get Mad, Get Everything*

Everyone is entitled to a day off to lick wounds and sob into pillows. We will not rehash our assorted reasons for why we need this time to mourn, be we acknowledge that what you feel is real. So today … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, 2020 Goat Rodeo, Stealth Goat | 16 Comments