Category Archives: Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis

Please Clap

I think we can all agree that another round of The 4th Reich would be a disaster, whether it was headed by Hair Füror (again) or by up-and-coming authoritarian DerSantis. It’s not just that Democracy dies in Darkness, it is … Continue reading

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¡JebSantis! Losing Beer Contest To Hair Füror

Yup, the ol’ Who Would You Like To Have A Beer With contest has started, and it seems Meatball is not one of the mouth-breathers favorites: Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis’ pre-campaign campaign for president has hit the skids — particularly … Continue reading

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Bad Chyrons, Cont.

Ole Meatball Pudding Fingers is going to have so many fond memories of his time in the spotlight.

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Bad TV, Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis | 13 Comments

DerSantis: ‘Nein’

It isn’t exactly the full-Sherman, but the Pride of Floriduh, squeaky-voiced authoritarian Gov. DerSantis does not want to be Hair Füror’s running meatball, er, running mate: "I think I'm probably more of an executive guy. I think that you want … Continue reading

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Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Day

It really has come to this: Florida Principal Out After Viewing Of Michelangelo’s ‘David’ Upsets Parents Three (3!) parents complained about an art teacher showing a picture of Michelangelo’s 16th-century buck-nekkid sculpture of David and they fired the bastard for … Continue reading

Posted in Art, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Possum Hollar, Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis | 16 Comments

DeSatan Expands ‘Don’t Say Gay’ Law to All Grades

Squeaky-voiced fascist Meatball Ron isn’t done with bashing the ‘Mo’s, and so he has decided to ban all talk about gender and sex from all grades: TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (AP) — Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis ′ administration is moving to forbid … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Don’t Say Gay, Homophobia, Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis | 5 Comments

Meanwhile, On Air Forced Once

This article is EVERYTHING: On Trump Force One, KFC Is On The Menu and 45 Is Still President (Bloomberg) — Donald Trump wants back in the White House — badly. Look no further than the recreation of Air Force One … Continue reading

Posted in 2-drink minimum, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis | 5 Comments

Bad Art, Cont.

Proud to debut my new Ron DeSantis bust, which warns all wokesters who enter Florida that there's a menacing new sheriff in town. — Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 (@GaryPetersonUSA) March 16, 2023 Besides looking like Alfred E. Newman bust wearing … Continue reading

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Meatball Has No Comment

I guess we need to mention this because, EWWW GROSS! The chatter over DeSantis’s public engagement has also surfaced past unflattering stories about his social skills—particularly, his propensity to devour food during meetings. “He would sit in meetings and eat … Continue reading

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2024 Goat Rodeo Update: Saddle-Up Another Goat, Maybe?

It just keeps getting better: Christie says he’ll decide on White House bid in 45 to 60 days [F]ormer New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R) said that he will decide on whether to make another bid for the presidency in … Continue reading

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