Category Archives: Ron DeSantis

Floriduh Goes For The Gold

Posted on August 1, 2021 by tengrain

Ah, Floriduh, home of the newly wed and the nearly dead, is setting new records: Florida records most new daily COVID cases in state since pandemic began Florida reported 21,683 new COVID-19 cases — the most in the state in … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Anti-Vaxxer, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Matt Gaetz, Pandemics, Ron DeSantis, Vaccine | 8 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Florida?

Posted on July 14, 2021 by tengrain

DeSantis selling "Don't Fauci My Florida" merchandise https://t.co/4Shp8WHZeq pic.twitter.com/Va9PZ0UpdA — The Hill (@thehill) July 14, 2021 Congratulations to the Sunshine State, for having almost the greatest percentage of Trump-Virus cases in the country! New cases increased by 429% over the … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Floriduh, Pandemics, Ron DeSantis | 19 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, DeSantis?

Posted on July 13, 2021 by tengrain

Folks, I think I have determined the design inspiration for the flags that Gov. Ron DeSantis is selling pic.twitter.com/Itht8xSAbF — Shane Goldmacher (@ShaneGoldmacher) July 12, 2021 Wait till Hair Füror sees that. It’s war, I tells ya! (He’s totally running … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Floriduh, Ron DeSantis | 2 Comments

Jeebus Comes To School In Florida

Posted on June 16, 2021 by tengrain

The theocrats are back, baby, and bigger than ever: Fla. governor signs bill requiring moment for school prayer TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis visited a South Florida Jewish temple to denounce anti-Semitism and stand with Israel, as the … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Blog Against Theocracy, Ron DeSantis, Theocrats | 5 Comments

Florida Strikes Back!

Posted on May 25, 2021 by tengrain

We’ve long known that for Republicans, the price of free speech is buying your own media outlet (Hi, Rupert!), but times are a-changing in the age of Social Media. So imagine our surprise to learn that the Coup Klux Klan … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Facebook or Faceberg, Floriduh, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Our Failed Social Media, Ron DeSantis, Social Media, Twitter | 6 Comments

PizzaGaetz, Cont.

Posted on April 14, 2021 by tengrain

Long-in-the-tooth Prom King Matt Gaetz’ mobile phone was seized by “federal agents [who] executed a search warrant and seized his iPhone, according to interviews with three people who were told of the matter by Gaetz, who changed his phone number … Continue reading →

Posted in Floriduh, Matt Gaetz, Ron DeSantis, Sex fiends | 2 Comments

‘It’s Floriduh, Jake’

Posted on April 6, 2021 by tengrain

Gov. Ron DeSantis of Floriduh (Motto: Home of the newly wed and the nearly dead)  is clearly moving into 2024 Goat Rodeo territory: Florida governor bans Covid-19 ‘vaccine passports’ Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signed an executive order Friday banning the … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Pandemics, Ron DeSantis, Vaccine | 7 Comments

Superspreaders Gone Wild!

Posted on March 23, 2021 by tengrain

The tourism that Gov. Ron DeSantis encouraged? It’s a Superspreader Gone Wild! Miami Beach extends state of emergency to deal with ‘overwhelming’ crowds of spring breakers (CNN)Miami Beach was forced to extend a curfew and state of emergency, possibly for … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Don't Re-Open, Floriduh, Pandemics, Ron DeSantis | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 22, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid tells us who is the Future of the Coup Klux Klan: Among the people Trump names as part of the future of the GOP: DeSantis, Hawley, Cruz, Paul, Huckabee Sanders, and Noem pic.twitter.com/T5KBlBhcFN … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Elmira Gantry the Possum Queen, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Kristi Noem, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul, Ron DeSantis, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans) | 10 Comments