Category Archives: Ron DeSantis

PizzaGaetz, Cont.

Long-in-the-tooth Prom King Matt Gaetz’ mobile phone was seized by “federal agents [who] executed a search warrant and seized his iPhone, according to interviews with three people who were told of the matter by Gaetz, who changed his phone number … Continue reading

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‘It’s Floriduh, Jake’

Gov. Ron DeSantis of Floriduh (Motto: Home of the newly wed and the nearly dead)  is clearly moving into 2024 Goat Rodeo territory: Florida governor bans Covid-19 ‘vaccine passports’ Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signed an executive order Friday banning the … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Pandemics, Ron DeSantis, Vaccine | 7 Comments

Superspreaders Gone Wild!

The tourism that Gov. Ron DeSantis encouraged? It’s a Superspreader Gone Wild! Miami Beach extends state of emergency to deal with ‘overwhelming’ crowds of spring breakers (CNN)Miami Beach was forced to extend a curfew and state of emergency, possibly for … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Don't Re-Open, Floriduh, Pandemics, Ron DeSantis | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid tells us who is the Future of the Coup Klux Klan: Among the people Trump names as part of the future of the GOP: DeSantis, Hawley, Cruz, Paul, Huckabee Sanders, and Noem … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Elmira Gantry the Possum Queen, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Kristi Noem, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul, Ron DeSantis, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans) | 10 Comments