Category Archives: Ron DeSantis

The Floriduh Prize Fight Commences

Guys, there’s about to be a fight in Floriduh: Gub. Ron DeSantis has said that there will NOT be a Cyber Ninnies-style fraudit in the corrupt coconut kingdom: “What we do in Florida is, there’s a pre- and post-election audit … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Ron DeSantis, The Big Lie, Vote Suppression, voting | 2 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Iran’s penpal Beaker, er,  Tom Cotton is winning the 2024 Goat Rodeo Fox News primary (emphasis mine because I couldn’t resist): Fox News hosts have spent 2021 undermining the campaign to vaccinate Americans against the deadly coronavirus pandemic; … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Mike 'Grifting for Jeebus' Pompeo, Ron DeSantis, Tom Cotton | 7 Comments

He’s Running

2024 Goat Rodeo You can always tell when a Republican is running because he denies that he is running while heading for an event: DeSantis calls talk of a 2024 presidential bid ‘nonsense’ TALLAHASSEE — Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis on … Continue reading

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GOP 2024 Goat Rodeo Has Theocracy Litmus Test

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie is getting the 2024 Goat Rodeo Racing Forum prepared: It’s spreading. Just days after Texas’ unprecedented, restrictive anti-abortion law took effect, Republicans around the country are looking to import it. … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Asa Hutchinson, Greg Abbott, Kristi Noem, Ron DeSantis | 3 Comments

Great Signs, Cont.

I know @Tengrain will dig this. https://t.co/m7HXC0N8ih — 🇨🇦 moeman 🧡 give a fuck VOTE✌🏻 (@moeman61) September 3, 2021 Scissorhead Moeman is right: I totally dug this!

Posted in Floriduh, Great Signs, Pandemics, Ron DeSantis, Vaccine, Vaccine Passports | 5 Comments

The Morning Quote

“I’m actually just shocked by DeSantis. I never thought I’d say this, but I think he may be more of a lunatic than Trump ever was.” —Howard Dean

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Ron DeSantis | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Texas’ Gov. Abbot must be feeling some pressure from South Doh!kota’s Gov. Noem infecting so many people at Sturgis, so he’s upping the carnage ante: “Gov. Greg Abbott (R) on Wednesday announced an executive order banning COVID-19 … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Anti-Vaxxer, Floriduh, Greg Abbott, Kristi Noem, masks, Pandemics, Ron DeSantis, Science, South Doh!kota, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, Vaccine | 5 Comments

And Not A Drop To Drink

Sweet Jeebus, it’s come to this? The pandemic is so great that tropical Orlando must divert oxygen away from water treatment to treat Trump-Virus patients in ICUs. The city of Orlando is asking residents to reduce water consumption IMMEDIATELY. Liquid oxygen … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Pandemics, Ron DeSantis | 13 Comments

Meanwhile, in Floriduh

Floriduh’s finest Ron DeSantis had a bad day killing kiddies to own the Libs for his 2024 Goat Rodeo aspirations (it’s Axios, so all weird formatting, emboldening and enigmatic bullet usage is totally THEIRS): Florida’s biggest school districts vote to … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Floriduh, masks, Pandemics, Ron DeSantis, Therapies, Vaccine | 7 Comments

The Morning Quote

Gov. Ron DeSantis's (R-FL) new anti-mask line: “Politicians wanna force you to cover your face as a way for them to cover their own asses.” pic.twitter.com/Hv83NBkbgt — The Recount (@therecount) August 18, 2021 …and Ron DeSantis wants to show us … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Floriduh, masks, Pandemics, Ron DeSantis | 2 Comments