Category Archives: Ron DeSantis

Stealth Goat Enters The 2024 Goat Rodeo

Posted on July 4, 2022 by tengrain

“It’s Independence Day — so let’s talk about what’s going on in America. Freedom is under attack in your state. Your Republican leaders? They’re banning books, making it harder to vote, restricting speech in classrooms, even criminalizing women and doctors. … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, California, Floriduh, Gavin Newsom, Ron DeSantis | 9 Comments

Yeah, DeSantis Is Running

Posted on June 27, 2022 by tengrain

Our proof is a quote about donors being sick of Trump, and as it is coming from a DeSantis aide so it can be plausibly denied is everything: As the House committee investigating the Jan. 6 riots lays out Donald … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Ron DeSantis | 3 Comments

Ron DeSantis 2024 Goat Rodeo Gets Key Endorsement

Posted on June 17, 2022 by tengrain

Elon Musk, reportedly the richest man in the world (at the moment), announced last month that he had decided to become a Republican, because the Democrats had previously been about kindness but is now the party of division & hate. In … Continue reading →

Posted in Bastards, Floriduh, Billionaire Bastards, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Ron DeSantis | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on June 7, 2022 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Floriduh Gubnor Ron DeSantis trumped Hair Füror in the annual Western Conservative Summit’s straw poll: 71 percent of participants want the Florida governor to run for president in 2024 and 67 percent want Lord Damp Nut. The next … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Ron DeSantis | 7 Comments

Shorter Ron DeSantis

Posted on June 7, 2022 by tengrain

“Meh. Dead babies, who cares?” Longer version here: “I don’t even think Abbott did anything wrong.” — Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-FL) defends baby formula maker Abbott Nutrition, whose contaminated formula may have contributed to the deaths of two babies, according … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Ron DeSantis | 10 Comments

‘It’s Floriduh, Jake’

Posted on June 4, 2022 by tengrain

SCOOP: The State or Florida threatened the Special Olympics with $27.5 MILLION in fines because the organization had a vaccine requirement at its games in Orlando this weekend. Late yesterday, the Special Olympics pulled the requirement. 1/3 — Jay O'Brien … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Fascism, Floriduh, Ron DeSantis | 4 Comments

Don’t Mess With The Mouse: Disney Fights Back, Part Infinity

Posted on April 29, 2022 by tengrain

CNN reports that Floriduh gubnor hate goblin Ron DeSantis didn’t read the small print when punishing The Walt Disney Company for 1984-style BadThink: (CNN)Disney’s self-governing special district, the Reedy Creek Improvement District, says that Florida’s move to dissolve the district … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Homophobia, Ron DeSantis | 7 Comments

DeSantis: ‘Welcome to Florida. Please Leave’

Posted on April 26, 2022 by tengrain

Floriduh (motto: where the debris meets the sea) doesn’t want you to move there, you know, unless you are a bigot: ICYMI: Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-FL) calls San Francisco a “dumpster fire” and expresses concern about Democrats moving to Florida: … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Ron DeSantis | 7 Comments

DeSantis to Disney: ‘Keep Your Mouse Shut, Or Else!’

Posted on April 22, 2022 by tengrain

Floriduh Hate Goblin, er, Gubnor Ron DeSantis, the would-be authoritarian prznint, has demanded (and received) legislation that would strip Disney of many of it’s privileges in the state. We use the conditional tense because, you know, gangster wannabes always have … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Culture Wars, Don’t Say Gay, Floriduh, Homophobia, Hostage Taking Today, Ron DeSantis, Taxes, Transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here, Your Kind Cannot Serve Here | 4 Comments

El Presidente for Life Ron DeSantis Declares War on Big Mouse

Posted on April 20, 2022 by tengrain

Floriduh dictator for life, Ron DeSantis continues his Culture War in ways that could really wallop the average Floriduh Man. From Tiger Beat: TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Gov. Ron DeSantis and Republicans in Florida are escalating their battle with the Walt Disney … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Floriduh, Ron DeSantis | 13 Comments