Category Archives: Ron DeSantis

Area Book-Burner To Publish Book

2024 Goat Rodeo Update Floriduh’s charisma-challenged fascist, noted for banning books on subjects with which he disagrees (all of ‘em, Katie!) has a contract to publish a memoir due out in February 2023: He played baseball for Yale, graduated with … Continue reading

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Takes One To Know One

Goose-stepping into the 2024 Goat Rodeo: Yes — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 26, 2022

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, Elon Musk, Ron DeSantis | 7 Comments

Trump to Announce Tomorrow

2024 Goat Rodeo Rupert Murdoch and Republican elites might have decided that Hair Füror is damaged goods, but the Red Hats are still strictly in Lord Damp Nut’s back pocket. “Trumpy Republican candidates failed at the ballot box in states … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Kristi Noem, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, Nikki Haley, Ron DeSantis, Tom Cotton | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Our special correspondent Scissorhead Ali Redford reports back with news of Mrs. Ron DeSanctimonious and how she is deserving of the Golden Schlafly for A Woman Setting Other Women Back for tweeting that hideous ad to an … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 2024 Goat Rodeo, blog whoring, blogging, Golden Schlafly, Ron DeSantis | 7 Comments

2024 Goat Rodeo Report: Thin-Skinned Fascist Afraid of Orange-Skinned Fascist

Vanity Fair has an interesting piece up with four (4!) confirming —yet unnamed— sources that Ron DeSantis will not run in the 2024 Goat Rodeo if Hair Füror runs: For much of the past year, DeSantis has acted like a … Continue reading

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Florida’s Clown Shortage and Competing Birthday Parties

The Count of Mostly Crisco, Hair Füror hisself is coming to Floriduh to campaign for Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 73 and under the age … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, Ron DeSantis | 2 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Ron?

“Oops,” said DeSantis: BREAKING: Texas Sheriff says that because Ron DeSantis tricked migrants into flying to Martha's Vineyard, they should now be able to STAY in the US under a "U Visa", which is for victims of a crime. Evil … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Domestic Tuckerism, immigration, People Dumber than Dolphins, racism, Ron DeSantis, White Punks on Dope | 5 Comments

Meanwhile, In Floriduh…

Texas Bexar County sheriff Javier Salazar has opened a criminal investigation of Floriduh Goblin, er, Governor Ron DeSantis and his inhumane stunt in which he and his toadies and minions kidnapped 50 Venezuelan asylum seekers from Texas to Floriduh, and then … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Floriduh?

Man, Ron DeSantis wanted to be Tom Cruise and instead is George Dukakis. And a spitball bogie is on his tail! Full Mental JacketThe Deer PunterThe Great <esc> https://t.co/UDqNuZBEg0 — ✂️ Dark𝙏𝘦𝘯𝘨𝙧𝘢𝙞𝘯 🇺🇦 (@Tengrain) August 24, 2022 Separated at birth? … Continue reading

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Floriduh Man

Axios’ morning email thingie (all formatting is theirs, I swear!): Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, a top potential ’24 presidential candidate, announced that his Office of Election Crimes and Security, formed in April, was arresting 20 people for breaking Florida elections … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Liars, Lying Liars Who Lie, Ron DeSantis, The Big Lie, Vote Suppression, voter fraud, voting | 4 Comments