Category Archives: Ron DeSantis

Floriduh Goes For The Gold

Ah, Floriduh, home of the newly wed and the nearly dead, is setting new records: Florida records most new daily COVID cases in state since pandemic began Florida reported 21,683 new COVID-19 cases — the most in the state in … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Anti-Vaxxer, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Matt Gaetz, Pandemics, Ron DeSantis, Vaccine | 8 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Florida?

DeSantis selling "Don't Fauci My Florida" merchandise https://t.co/4Shp8WHZeq pic.twitter.com/Va9PZ0UpdA — The Hill (@thehill) July 14, 2021 Congratulations to the Sunshine State, for having almost the greatest percentage of Trump-Virus cases in the country! New cases increased by 429% over the … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Floriduh, Pandemics, Ron DeSantis | 19 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, DeSantis?

Folks, I think I have determined the design inspiration for the flags that Gov. Ron DeSantis is selling pic.twitter.com/Itht8xSAbF — Shane Goldmacher (@ShaneGoldmacher) July 12, 2021 Wait till Hair Füror sees that. It’s war, I tells ya! (He’s totally running … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Floriduh, Ron DeSantis | 2 Comments

Jeebus Comes To School In Florida

The theocrats are back, baby, and bigger than ever: Fla. governor signs bill requiring moment for school prayer TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis visited a South Florida Jewish temple to denounce anti-Semitism and stand with Israel, as the … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Blog Against Theocracy, Ron DeSantis, Theocrats | 5 Comments

Florida Strikes Back!

We’ve long known that for Republicans, the price of free speech is buying your own media outlet (Hi, Rupert!), but times are a-changing in the age of Social Media. So imagine our surprise to learn that the Coup Klux Klan … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Facebook or Faceberg, Floriduh, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Our Failed Social Media, Ron DeSantis, Social Media, Twitter | 6 Comments

PizzaGaetz, Cont.

Long-in-the-tooth Prom King Matt Gaetz’ mobile phone was seized by “federal agents [who] executed a search warrant and seized his iPhone, according to interviews with three people who were told of the matter by Gaetz, who changed his phone number … Continue reading

Posted in Floriduh, Matt Gaetz, Ron DeSantis, Sex fiends | 2 Comments

‘It’s Floriduh, Jake’

Gov. Ron DeSantis of Floriduh (Motto: Home of the newly wed and the nearly dead)  is clearly moving into 2024 Goat Rodeo territory: Florida governor bans Covid-19 ‘vaccine passports’ Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signed an executive order Friday banning the … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Pandemics, Ron DeSantis, Vaccine | 7 Comments

Superspreaders Gone Wild!

The tourism that Gov. Ron DeSantis encouraged? It’s a Superspreader Gone Wild! Miami Beach extends state of emergency to deal with ‘overwhelming’ crowds of spring breakers (CNN)Miami Beach was forced to extend a curfew and state of emergency, possibly for … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Don't Re-Open, Floriduh, Pandemics, Ron DeSantis | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid tells us who is the Future of the Coup Klux Klan: Among the people Trump names as part of the future of the GOP: DeSantis, Hawley, Cruz, Paul, Huckabee Sanders, and Noem pic.twitter.com/T5KBlBhcFN … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Elmira Gantry the Possum Queen, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Kristi Noem, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul, Ron DeSantis, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans) | 10 Comments