Category Archives: Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Josh Hawley?

Self-Owns While trying to pwn Jake Tapper, Sen. Proud Boy Lite’s office accidentally is arguing that he indeed is an election Big Liar: And if the bookers had come to me and said he was an option I would have … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, we have moar fambly values from Possum Hollar, MO: Report alleges Missouri lawmaker had sex with teen when he was a cop “…According to a report obtained from Frankford police Chief Josh Baker in response to … Continue reading

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Place Yer Bets: The Stupid Coup Commission, Cont.

Politico/Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning gossip email thingie starts off the week with the news of a rare sighting of the local fauna Orange-nosed Ass-Kisser. Yes,  K-Mac was spotted in his natural habitat:  trapped between a rock … Continue reading

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Eiron, The Goddess of Irony Laughed So Hard She Farted

  Thanks for making The Tyranny of Big Tech a best seller all week on Amazon! You can get your copy here https://t.co/hhFfIdthrY — Josh Hawley (@HawleyMO) May 6, 2021 Um, Joshie, where exactly is it selling? Oh. Who are … Continue reading

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GOP Wants To Break-up Monopoly, Hell Done Froze Over

Sen. Proud Boy was very upset that Facebook has upheld the ban of Hair Füror: Here’s a real life example of the tyranny of #BigTech – a fake @Facebook court decides @Facebook can do whatever @Facebook wants, in this case, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News You’ll never guess who the lone Senator was who voted against the Asian Hate Crime Bill: The Senate passed with a wide bipartisan majority Thursday a bill denouncing discrimination against Asian communities in the United States, and … Continue reading

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And A Dark Goat Emerges for 2024

Insurrection poster boy and noted Proud-Boy Lite Sen. Josh Hawley (R- Possum Hollar) is on a roll of fundraising that seems like a forewarning of trouble ahead. Tiger Beat on the Potomac: Sen. Josh Hawley raised more than $3 million … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid tells us who is the Future of the Coup Klux Klan: Among the people Trump names as part of the future of the GOP: DeSantis, Hawley, Cruz, Paul, Huckabee Sanders, and Noem pic.twitter.com/T5KBlBhcFN … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News It’s the rare day when I praise Amazon for anything, but they did something right: Amazon stops selling books that describe being LGBTQ+ as an illness The company explained their decision to a group of Republican senators … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Homophobia, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, Transphobia, Y'all Qaeda | 13 Comments

Knock it off, Eiron (The Goddess of Irony)!

Scissorhead MDavis caught this: So the senator who gave the raised-fist to insurrectionists will be investigating the failures to prevent the insurrection? https://t.co/FPQd4A1UQz — Greg Miller (@gregpmiller) February 23, 2021 Eiron, take the rest of the day off. Please.

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