Category Archives: Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley

Proud Boi Lite Says What, now?

Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO), who famously raised a fist in solidarity to the 1/6 insurrectionists, says he won’t consent to any Department of Defense or State nominations until Sec. of State Antony Blinken, Defense Sec. Gen. Lloyd Austin and NSA … Continue reading

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About Yesterday…

Chimpy’s Great Adventure Two suicide bombers struck outside the airport in Kabul yesterday, killing 13 U.S. service members and wounding 18 more; 90 Afghans are dead and 140 injured. Much of the coverage missed that. The first explosion took place … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink (Theocracy Edition)

Happy Hour News Guys, the Theocrats want you to meet your maker: Churchgoers with face masks will be removed, Tennessee pastor says. ‘I’m sick of it’ A Tennessee pastor threatened to boot mask-wearers from his Tennessee church as some places … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Josh Hawley?

Self-Owns While trying to pwn Jake Tapper, Sen. Proud Boy Lite’s office accidentally is arguing that he indeed is an election Big Liar: And if the bookers had come to me and said he was an option I would have … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, we have moar fambly values from Possum Hollar, MO: Report alleges Missouri lawmaker had sex with teen when he was a cop “…According to a report obtained from Frankford police Chief Josh Baker in response to … Continue reading

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Place Yer Bets: The Stupid Coup Commission, Cont.

Politico/Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning gossip email thingie starts off the week with the news of a rare sighting of the local fauna Orange-nosed Ass-Kisser. Yes,  K-Mac was spotted in his natural habitat:  trapped between a rock … Continue reading

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, K-Mac Kevin McCarthy, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 9 Comments

Eiron, The Goddess of Irony Laughed So Hard She Farted

  Thanks for making The Tyranny of Big Tech a best seller all week on Amazon! You can get your copy here https://t.co/hhFfIdthrY — Josh Hawley (@HawleyMO) May 6, 2021 Um, Joshie, where exactly is it selling? Oh. Who are … Continue reading

Posted in Amazon, People Dumber than Dolphins, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, Technology | 6 Comments

GOP Wants To Break-up Monopoly, Hell Done Froze Over

Sen. Proud Boy was very upset that Facebook has upheld the ban of Hair Füror: Here’s a real life example of the tyranny of #BigTech – a fake @Facebook court decides @Facebook can do whatever @Facebook wants, in this case, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News You’ll never guess who the lone Senator was who voted against the Asian Hate Crime Bill: The Senate passed with a wide bipartisan majority Thursday a bill denouncing discrimination against Asian communities in the United States, and … Continue reading

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And A Dark Goat Emerges for 2024

Insurrection poster boy and noted Proud-Boy Lite Sen. Josh Hawley (R- Possum Hollar) is on a roll of fundraising that seems like a forewarning of trouble ahead. Tiger Beat on the Potomac: Sen. Josh Hawley raised more than $3 million … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The New Confederacy, The Stupid Coup | 5 Comments