Category Archives: Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley

Do guns next, Concern Troll

Sen. Metrosexual from Satan’s Hollow: A 16 year old is too young for a social media account, but a child of any age can lawfully possess a firearm in the state of Missouri. pic.twitter.com/ddsw7mjWV0 — Jo 🌻 (@JoJoFromJerz) February 14, … Continue reading

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More Please

That’s pretty good. Keep punching Hawley in his Tucker-tanned junk. (H/T Scissorhead Purplehead)

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Life Advice From Manly Man

Senator Metrosexual offers advice to the male Yutes of Today: Conform! The Grey Flannel Suit awaits! He also thinks that The Skirts need to start brooding. Yeah, this is how to totally pwn the Libtards: Rebel against liberal culture: Quit porn. … Continue reading

Posted in Domestic Tuckerism, Mansplaining, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, sexism, White Punks on Dope | 19 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Ted Cruz?

Today, in water-seeks-its-own-level news, we learn that during the Stupid Coup while Proud-Boi Lite metrosexual Sen. Josh Hawley was doing wind-sprints, 2024 Goat Rodeo wannabe  Sen. Ted Cruz hid in a closet: Senator Ted Cruz has revealed he was in … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Sen. Hawley?

This could also be a bad headline, I suppose: Short book.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, when the hometown paper vivisects* you… Josh Hawley is a laughingstock. During Thursday night’s televised hearings of the House committee investigating the Jan. 6, 2021, coup attempt at the U.S. Capitol, Rep. Elaine Luria showed video … Continue reading

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Report: Hawley Faster Than The Cowardly Lion!

  The Jan. 6 committee played video of Senator Josh Hawley fleeing the mob that stormed the Capitol on Jan. 6, hours after he riled the crowd earlier with a raised fist. The committee room burst into laughter when the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Now this is the way to troll Hawley: dedicate a 5K Race to the fastest seditionist in the Senate! We are coming, ya'll!!! Keep your eyes peeled for registration information soon. #HawlinHawley pic.twitter.com/Oc3TclTMRb — Missouri Democrats (@MoDemParty) … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Proud Boy Lite, er, Field Commander, er, Senator Josh Hawley has a hot take on how Republican’s Christian Nationalism is going to play out: People are going to move to Red States! Betcha didn’t see that coming! … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Christian Nationalism, Forced Birth, Mansplaining, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, sexism, Theocrats, War on Women | 8 Comments

Man v Mouse

Jeebus, this will be wild: Sen. Josh Hawley introduced a bill on Tuesday that aims to revoke Disney’s copyrights, as Republicans are seeking to outdo each other in attacking the “woke” corporation. Hawley’s bill would dramatically rewrite U.S. copyright law, … Continue reading

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