Category Archives: Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Josh Hawley?

Posted on June 8, 2021 by tengrain

Self-Owns While trying to pwn Jake Tapper, Sen. Proud Boy Lite’s office accidentally is arguing that he indeed is an election Big Liar: And if the bookers had come to me and said he was an option I would have … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 27, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Guys, we have moar fambly values from Possum Hollar, MO: Report alleges Missouri lawmaker had sex with teen when he was a cop “…According to a report obtained from Frankford police Chief Josh Baker in response to … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Missouri, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, Sex fiends, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 6 Comments

Place Yer Bets: The Stupid Coup Commission, Cont.

Posted on May 17, 2021 by tengrain

Politico/Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning gossip email thingie starts off the week with the news of a rare sighting of the local fauna Orange-nosed Ass-Kisser. Yes,  K-Mac was spotted in his natural habitat:  trapped between a rock … Continue reading →

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, K-Mac Kevin McCarthy, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 9 Comments

Eiron, The Goddess of Irony Laughed So Hard She Farted

Posted on May 7, 2021 by tengrain

  Thanks for making The Tyranny of Big Tech a best seller all week on Amazon! You can get your copy here https://t.co/hhFfIdthrY — Josh Hawley (@HawleyMO) May 6, 2021 Um, Joshie, where exactly is it selling? Oh. Who are … Continue reading →

Posted in Amazon, People Dumber than Dolphins, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, Technology | 6 Comments

GOP Wants To Break-up Monopoly, Hell Done Froze Over

Posted on May 6, 2021 by tengrain

Sen. Proud Boy was very upset that Facebook has upheld the ban of Hair Füror: Here’s a real life example of the tyranny of #BigTech – a fake @Facebook court decides @Facebook can do whatever @Facebook wants, in this case, … Continue reading →

Posted in Facebook or Faceberg, Our Failed Social Media, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, Social Media, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on April 22, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News You’ll never guess who the lone Senator was who voted against the Asian Hate Crime Bill: The Senate passed with a wide bipartisan majority Thursday a bill denouncing discrimination against Asian communities in the United States, and … Continue reading →

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And A Dark Goat Emerges for 2024

Posted on April 12, 2021 by tengrain

Insurrection poster boy and noted Proud-Boy Lite Sen. Josh Hawley (R- Possum Hollar) is on a roll of fundraising that seems like a forewarning of trouble ahead. Tiger Beat on the Potomac: Sen. Josh Hawley raised more than $3 million … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The New Confederacy, The Stupid Coup | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 22, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid tells us who is the Future of the Coup Klux Klan: Among the people Trump names as part of the future of the GOP: DeSantis, Hawley, Cruz, Paul, Huckabee Sanders, and Noem pic.twitter.com/T5KBlBhcFN … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Elmira Gantry the Possum Queen, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Kristi Noem, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul, Ron DeSantis, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans) | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 13, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News It’s the rare day when I praise Amazon for anything, but they did something right: Amazon stops selling books that describe being LGBTQ+ as an illness The company explained their decision to a group of Republican senators … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Homophobia, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, Transphobia, Y'all Qaeda | 13 Comments

Knock it off, Eiron (The Goddess of Irony)!

Posted on February 23, 2021 by tengrain

Scissorhead MDavis caught this: So the senator who gave the raised-fist to insurrectionists will be investigating the failures to prevent the insurrection? https://t.co/FPQd4A1UQz — Greg Miller (@gregpmiller) February 23, 2021 Eiron, take the rest of the day off. Please.

Posted in Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 5 Comments