Category Archives: Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Sen. Hawley?

This could also be a bad headline, I suppose: Short book.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, when the hometown paper vivisects* you… Josh Hawley is a laughingstock. During Thursday night’s televised hearings of the House committee investigating the Jan. 6, 2021, coup attempt at the U.S. Capitol, Rep. Elaine Luria showed video … Continue reading

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Report: Hawley Faster Than The Cowardly Lion!

  The Jan. 6 committee played video of Senator Josh Hawley fleeing the mob that stormed the Capitol on Jan. 6, hours after he riled the crowd earlier with a raised fist. The committee room burst into laughter when the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Now this is the way to troll Hawley: dedicate a 5K Race to the fastest seditionist in the Senate! We are coming, ya'll!!! Keep your eyes peeled for registration information soon. #HawlinHawley pic.twitter.com/Oc3TclTMRb — Missouri Democrats (@MoDemParty) … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Proud Boy Lite, er, Field Commander, er, Senator Josh Hawley has a hot take on how Republican’s Christian Nationalism is going to play out: People are going to move to Red States! Betcha didn’t see that coming! … Continue reading

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Man v Mouse

Jeebus, this will be wild: Sen. Josh Hawley introduced a bill on Tuesday that aims to revoke Disney’s copyrights, as Republicans are seeking to outdo each other in attacking the “woke” corporation. Hawley’s bill would dramatically rewrite U.S. copyright law, … Continue reading

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The Comity of the Senate

Sen. Brian Schatz (D-HI) has sumpin’ to say to Sen. Insurrectionist, er, Josh Hawley (R-MO, though he actually lives in Virginia and is only registered to vote at his sister’s house in Satan’s Hallow, shhh!), and it is pretty great: … Continue reading

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The Betting Window is Open: Ketanji Brown Jackson v. GOP

Guys, today is the day that Ketanji Brown Jackson faces three Republican Candidates for the 2024 Goat Rodeo, er, the Senate! Will smarmy Ted Cruz, Proud-boi Lite Josh Hawley, and uncharismatic Q-tip Tom Cotton grandstand for the mouth-breathers back home, … Continue reading

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More, Please

Sen. Durbin takes Sen. Proud Boi Lite Josh Hawley to the woodshed: Durbin on ABC on Hawley's debunked efforts to portray Ketanji Brown Jackson as soft on child porn: "He's wrong. He's inaccurate and unfair in his analysis … he's … Continue reading

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Somewhere, Putin Is Smiling At Josh Hawley

What does a Republican Senator do when Russia is looking as if it is about to invade neighboring Ukraine, and perhaps a land war in Europe is inevitable, and it is time for allies to consider the possibly horrible future? … Continue reading

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