Category Archives: Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley

Knock it off, Eiron (The Goddess of Irony)!

Scissorhead MDavis caught this: So the senator who gave the raised-fist to insurrectionists will be investigating the failures to prevent the insurrection? https://t.co/FPQd4A1UQz — Greg Miller (@gregpmiller) February 23, 2021 Eiron, take the rest of the day off. Please.

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Senatorette Graham: Well, Slap My Ass and Call Me Biscuit!’

Fiddle-dee-dee! Senatorette Lindsey Graham says that tumarrah is another day! Shorter Lindsery: “You sirs are no gentlemen!” Longer: The 'Not Guilty' vote is growing after today. I think most Republicans found the presentation by the House Managers offensive and absurd. … Continue reading

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About Yesterday…

Our pals over at Electoral-Vote have a really good summary of the day: The narrative that the managers presented yesterday came in three distinct parts. The first, occupying close to four hours, was a detailed reconstruction of the events leading … Continue reading

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Young Man In A Hurry Is In A Hurry

Proud Boy Lite Sen. Josh Hawley (GQP-Possum Hollar) is distinguishing himself ; he’s not just any old fascist: he’s a fascist with a plan! ‘He’s clearly laying groundwork’: Hawley paves 2024 path The Missouri Republican is the only senator to … Continue reading

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Possum Hollar Loves Hawley

Proud Boy Lite, Sen. Josh Hawley is having a splendid new year, especially after cheering-on insurrection: January was Sen. Josh Hawley’s best fundraising month—by far—since his 2018 election, with a flood of small-dollar donations more than eclipsing the corporate cash … Continue reading

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More Fallout From The Stupid Coup

I knew that assorted Democrats have complained about insurrection enthusiasts Proud Boy Lite Josh Hawley and Ayatollah Ted Cruz, but I did not realize that the Senate Ethics Committee had decided to investigate. Politico: Secretive Ethics panel will judge Hawley … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

LISTEN: Sen. Hawley says he never incited rioters who stormed US Capitol: ‘That is a lie’ And Proud Boy Lite, Josh Hawley knows from lies: “”I never said that the goal was to overturn the election. That was never the … Continue reading

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DC Prepares For Stupid Coup II

Totally predictable, and totally needed: Impeachment trial to keep National Guard troops at Capitol “Former President Donald Trump’s upcoming Senate impeachment trial poses a security concern that federal law enforcement officials told lawmakers last week requires as many as 5,000 … Continue reading

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The Muzzlement of Sen. Hawley, Cont.

For a guy who complains about being muzzled, he won’t shut up, and keeps making a bee-line for any mic he spots: Hawley files ethics counter-complaint against seven Dem senators “The idea that one Senator who disagrees with another Senator … Continue reading

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In Major Paper Editorial, Sen. Hawley Proclaims He’s Being Silenced!

From the front page of the New York Post, Proud Boy Lite, Sen. Josh Hawley (Coup Klux Klan – MO), bemoans that he is being muzzled, and no, we are not making that up: It's time to stand up against … Continue reading

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