Category Archives: Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley

Guess Hawley Was Too Busy Playing Video Games and Watching Porn…

The Senate has held floor votes on 118 Biden nominees. Josh Hawley has said yes to four Missouri Sen. Josh Hawley is slowing things down in the U.S. Senate. It’s really stupid, you see, Sen. Metrosexxual is being pissy: This … Continue reading

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Area Theocrat Bopping The Bishop Scholar

Gents. I’m pleased to report that we have a new, Sen. Metrosexual-approved reason to indulge in our favorite past time(s): Josh Hawley says more men today are watching porn and playing video games because their masculinity has been criticized. pic.twitter.com/R0eXdRSYNT … Continue reading

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Senator Metrosexual Says Something About Masculinity

  Nobody knows the trouble Sen. Metrosexual has seen: @HawleyMO at the National Conservatism Conference on woke view Toxic Masculinity: "Our boys are treated as an illness in need of a cure… Manhood it seems, is a disease to be … Continue reading

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Proud Boi Lite Says What, now?

Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO), who famously raised a fist in solidarity to the 1/6 insurrectionists, says he won’t consent to any Department of Defense or State nominations until Sec. of State Antony Blinken, Defense Sec. Gen. Lloyd Austin and NSA … Continue reading

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About Yesterday…

Chimpy’s Great Adventure Two suicide bombers struck outside the airport in Kabul yesterday, killing 13 U.S. service members and wounding 18 more; 90 Afghans are dead and 140 injured. Much of the coverage missed that. The first explosion took place … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink (Theocracy Edition)

Happy Hour News Guys, the Theocrats want you to meet your maker: Churchgoers with face masks will be removed, Tennessee pastor says. ‘I’m sick of it’ A Tennessee pastor threatened to boot mask-wearers from his Tennessee church as some places … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Josh Hawley?

Self-Owns While trying to pwn Jake Tapper, Sen. Proud Boy Lite’s office accidentally is arguing that he indeed is an election Big Liar: And if the bookers had come to me and said he was an option I would have … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, we have moar fambly values from Possum Hollar, MO: Report alleges Missouri lawmaker had sex with teen when he was a cop “…According to a report obtained from Frankford police Chief Josh Baker in response to … Continue reading

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Place Yer Bets: The Stupid Coup Commission, Cont.

Politico/Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning gossip email thingie starts off the week with the news of a rare sighting of the local fauna Orange-nosed Ass-Kisser. Yes,  K-Mac was spotted in his natural habitat:  trapped between a rock … Continue reading

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Eiron, The Goddess of Irony Laughed So Hard She Farted

  Thanks for making The Tyranny of Big Tech a best seller all week on Amazon! You can get your copy here https://t.co/hhFfIdthrY — Josh Hawley (@HawleyMO) May 6, 2021 Um, Joshie, where exactly is it selling? Oh. Who are … Continue reading

Posted in Amazon, People Dumber than Dolphins, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, Technology | 6 Comments