Category Archives: Nikki Haley

UPDATED: For Pride, Nikki Haley Takes Fascism Out For A Spin

Posted on June 7, 2023 by tengrain

Here’s Lady Nikki saying trans women are THE defining women’s issue of our time (not abortion, really Nikki?!) and then suggests teenage girls are killing themselves because of trans women: The Human Rights Campaign has declared a State of Emergency for … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Nikki Haley, Transphobia, Your Kind Cannot Compete Here, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here | 1 Comment

Lady Nikki Proposes Common Ground On Killing The Skirts For Having An Abortion

Posted on June 6, 2023 by tengrain

2024 Goat Rodeo We have a contender for the Golden Schlafly: And notice the thunderous Republican response.

Posted in sexism, War on Women, Golden Schlafly, Forced Birth, Nikki Haley, 2024 Goat Rodeo | 3 Comments

Lady Nikki Tries for a Two-fer

Posted on May 24, 2023 by tengrain

It’s open mic night at the Republican Laughing Stock Factory, and amateur comic and novelty prznintial candidate Nikki Haley goofed her punchline: What is happening here? Did the Haley team mess up their own joke? pic.twitter.com/Xpi2gH0SD7 — Karol Markowicz (@karol) … Continue reading →

Posted in 2-drink minimum, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Nikki Haley | 5 Comments

2024 Goat Rodeo Racing Forum (UPDATED)

Posted on May 19, 2023 by tengrain

If you are keeping score at home, this is the state of the Republican field in the 2024 Goat Rodeo as of today: Declared: Lord Damp Nut Lady Nikki, former Governor of South Carolina, the seething hotbed of unbridled lust … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Asa Hutchinson, Chris Sununu, Cracker Orban Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis, Doug Burgum, Glenn 'Fascist Knows Best' Youngkin, Nikki Haley, Stealth Goat, Tim Scott The Invisible Man, Vivek Ramaswamy | 6 Comments

Der Santis To Try Charm Offensive in South Carolina

Posted on April 10, 2023 by tengrain

In a stroke of tactical genius, Meatball is heading to South Carolina (seething hotbed of unbridled lust) : COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) — Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis is set to make his first public appearance in South Carolina, a state where … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Cracker Orban Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis, Nikki Haley, South Carolina Seething Hotbed of Unbridled Lust, Tim Scott The Invisible Man | 7 Comments

Betting Odds on Nikki-the-Handmaiden Winning The 2024 Goat Rodeo

Posted on February 21, 2023 by tengrain

Nikki Haley, former South Carolina governor and current handmaiden,  a woman of color running for President in the 2024 Goat Rodeo in what can only charitably called the White Men Nationalist Party, took a sample size of one (herself) and … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Nikki Haley | 5 Comments

Word Salad Tossed Fresh Daily

Posted on February 16, 2023 by tengrain

Handmaiden Haley cannot come up with one place where she has a difference from Hair Füror. It’s like she never thought of how people might compare/contrast, or that she does know but cannot say it because MAGA would hang, draw, … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Nikki Haley | 2 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 15, 2023 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Hand Maiden Haley is already distinguishing herself in the 2024 Goat Rodeo: Nikki Haley, the newly minted Republican presidential candidate, called on Wednesday for mandatory “mental competency tests” for politicians older than 75, an implied dig at … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Nikki Haley | 7 Comments

Saddle-Up Another Goat: Nikki Haley Is In The 2024 Goat Rodeo!

Posted on February 14, 2023 by tengrain

Here’s the announcement: Get excited! Time for a new generation. Let’s do this! 👊 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/BD5k4WY1CP — Nikki Haley (@NikkiHaley) February 14, 2023 Can you feel the excitement? Yeah, the Bulwark cannot, either: On paper, Nikki Haley should be a … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Nikki Haley | 12 Comments

Thank You Jeebus For This Gift

Posted on February 8, 2023 by tengrain

2024 Goat Rodeo Guys, most of the 2024 Goat Rodeo Republicans are supporters of the 30% National Sales Tax according to Semaphore: Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, a founding member of the House Freedom Caucus, repeatedly sponsored a Fair Tax bill while … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Cracker Orban Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis, Mike Pence the Walking Termite Buffet and former VP, Mike Pompeo, Nikki Haley | 2 Comments