Category Archives: Nikki Haley

Saddle-Up Another Goat!

Rumored blogger-banger (Ewww-gross!) and former South Carolina (Motto: “Seething hotbed of unbridled lust”) Gov. Nikki Haley is in the 2024 Goat Rodeo! It’s a buried lede, but it’s in an article about Hair Füror’s rally in South Carolina: In recent … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Saddle-up another goat: Nikki Haley, the former U.S. ambassador to the United Nations under former President Donald Trump, has hired key staff and is canvassing potential donorsas she explores a presidential run against her former boss in … Continue reading

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Drowning Man Swims To Sinking Ship

I cannot stop laughing at the absurdity of this: Tim Chapman —who is/was the executive director of issues for Former UN Ambassador/South Carolina (the writhing hotbed of unbridled lust) Governor Nikki Haley—  has switched teams to walking termite buffet Mike … Continue reading

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Trump to Announce Tomorrow

2024 Goat Rodeo Rupert Murdoch and Republican elites might have decided that Hair Füror is damaged goods, but the Red Hats are still strictly in Lord Damp Nut’s back pocket. “Trumpy Republican candidates failed at the ballot box in states … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Kristi Noem, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, Nikki Haley, Ron DeSantis, Tom Cotton | 6 Comments

Haley: ‘$20, Same As In Town’

2024 is going to be a weird Goat Rodeo as the obvious contenders proclaim to devotion to Hair Füror so as to not enrage the mouth-breathing orcs of Possum Hollar: I asked @NikkiHaley if she would support Donald Trump if … Continue reading

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Get the Blow Dart, We Have A Live One

2024 Goat Rodeo Former governor of South Carolina (Seething hotbed of unbridled lust) Nikki Haley is trying —like King Solomon— to halve her baby and eat it, too. You see, she wants distance from Lord Damp Nut for her own … Continue reading

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Boo! (Happy Halloween!)

https://t.co/JWdypOMqFd pic.twitter.com/S16qdrfNTU — Sam Baker (@sam_baker) October 23, 2020

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Nikki Haley, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, Tom Cotton | 5 Comments

Nikki Haley Makes Her Move!

She’s the worst: “You don’t see anyone standing up for Iran. You’re not hearing any of the Gulf members. You’re not hearing China. You’re not hearing Russia,” Haley said. “The only ones that are mourning the loss of Soleimani are … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, 4th Reich, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Nikki Haley | 9 Comments

Haley: It’s a Grand Ol’ Flag

Former UN Ambassador and future VP Nikki Haley said to Glenn Beck that Dylan Roof besmirched the honor of the flag of the traitors: Haley, in an interview with conservative radio host Glenn Beck, revisited the conversation around her decision … Continue reading

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Midday Quote

“I can’t say enough good things about Jared and Ivanka [Trump],” she said. “Jared is such a hidden genius that no one understands.” What the actual eff does that mean? (Hat tip: Scissorhead Fran)

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