Category Archives: Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio

2024 Goat Rodeo News

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 75 and under the age of death, has a unique re-election stratagem: Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) will call for … Continue reading

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Deep Thoughts From Rubio, Part Infinity

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 73 and under the age of death, had sumpin’ patriotic to say: HAPPY #IndependenceDay America isn’t perfect…..but it’s better … Continue reading

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2022 Pie Fight Update

Oh, this is gonna be fun:Rep. Val Demings will run for Senate against Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 73 and under the age of … Continue reading

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Honors and Accolades For [checks notes] Marco Rubio

There’s a bible verse that says that the lame shall enter heaven first, and it doesn’t get much lamer than this: inbox: Sen. Rubio is raising money off of being one of the first pols mentioned on the new Trump … Continue reading

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No D’uh

Of course he did: Trump hands Rubio coveted reelection endorsement in Florida …now that former First Shady Ivanka has decided to try to return to being a socialite. Anyway, here’s the statement: “It is my honor to give U.S. Senator … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News It’s the rare day when I praise Amazon for anything, but they did something right: Amazon stops selling books that describe being LGBTQ+ as an illness The company explained their decision to a group of Republican senators … Continue reading

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2024 Goat Rodeo: Rubio’s Running

There’s no other way to interpret Big Gulp’s editorial in USA Today: “…For decades, companies like Amazon have been allies of the left in the culture war, but when their bottom line is threatened they turn to conservatives to save … Continue reading

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Florida Man Has Some Thoughts, Wants to Tell Everyone About It

Florida Man 2024 Goat Rodeo wannabe Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 75 and under the age of death, has got sumpin’ to say: This … Continue reading

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2022 Looks Bright For Dim Man

The former First Shady Ivanka Trump called Sen. Marco Rubio to let him know that she was not going to primary him, afterall, which must be a big relief considering what few skills Marco has, you know, to actually earn … Continue reading

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Senatorette Graham: Well, Slap My Ass and Call Me Biscuit!’

Fiddle-dee-dee! Senatorette Lindsey Graham says that tumarrah is another day! Shorter Lindsery: “You sirs are no gentlemen!” Longer: The 'Not Guilty' vote is growing after today. I think most Republicans found the presentation by the House Managers offensive and absurd. … Continue reading

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