Category Archives: Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio

Floriduh Cuban Immigrant Says Texas Venezuelan Immigrants Got Some Nerve

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 73 and under the age of death, is outraged! Outraged! OUTRAGED! that the asylum seekers would have the NERVE … Continue reading

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Report: Marco Rubio Is As Smart As He Looks

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 75 and under the age of death, has signed-on as a co-sponsor to Senatorette Lindsey Graham’s 15-week Nationwide Abortion … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Forced Birth, Mansplaining, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, sexism, War on Women | 3 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Marco?

No one can pivot like Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 73 and under the age of death, when confronted with his previous comment that … Continue reading

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2024 Goat Rodeo Update

It is a well-reported fact that seven current or former Proud Boys are members of the Miami-Dade GOP Executive Committee, and a reporter doing their job asked 2024 Goat Rodeo contender-wannabe  Sen. Marco Rubio —the Cold Warrior for a New … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Marco?

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 73 and under the age of death: The democrat $28 million “baby formula bill” is a joke, we don’t … Continue reading

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New Front In Culture Wars

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio —the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 73 and under the age of death— has introduced a bill to prevent companies from deducting travel costs when they … Continue reading

Posted in Bastards, CEO Bastards, Culture Wars, Forced Birth, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, sexism, tax reform, Taxes, Transphobia, War on Women | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) afternoon email thingie alerts us that they found the notes from Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio —the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age … Continue reading

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Tuberville: ‘I’m The Best Gubmint Money Can Buy’

Alabama Republican Senator Tommy Tuberville —the Louie Gohmert of Ron Johnsons of the Senate —distinguishes himself again: Repeat STOCK Act violator Sen Tommy Tuberville calls trading ban for Congress ‘ridiculous’ Alabama Republican Sen Tommy Tuberville told The Independent that efforts … Continue reading

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Report: Deep Thoughts From Shallow Man

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 73 and under the age of death, has sumpin’ to say to all of us MSNBC=watching, Peloton-riding, caramel macchiato-drinking, … Continue reading

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Super-Genius Marco Rubio

We’re not saying that Marco Rubio is as dumb as a stump (we’re totally saying that he’s as dumb as a box of rocks), but Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie explains to us how this … Continue reading

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