Category Archives: Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Marco?

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 73 and under the age of death: The democrat $28 million “baby formula bill” is a joke, we don’t … Continue reading

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New Front In Culture Wars

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio —the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 73 and under the age of death— has introduced a bill to prevent companies from deducting travel costs when they … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) afternoon email thingie alerts us that they found the notes from Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio —the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age … Continue reading

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Tuberville: ‘I’m The Best Gubmint Money Can Buy’

Alabama Republican Senator Tommy Tuberville —the Louie Gohmert of Ron Johnsons of the Senate —distinguishes himself again: Repeat STOCK Act violator Sen Tommy Tuberville calls trading ban for Congress ‘ridiculous’ Alabama Republican Sen Tommy Tuberville told The Independent that efforts … Continue reading

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Report: Deep Thoughts From Shallow Man

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 73 and under the age of death, has sumpin’ to say to all of us MSNBC=watching, Peloton-riding, caramel macchiato-drinking, … Continue reading

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Super-Genius Marco Rubio

We’re not saying that Marco Rubio is as dumb as a stump (we’re totally saying that he’s as dumb as a box of rocks), but Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie explains to us how this … Continue reading

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2024 Goat Rodeo News

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 75 and under the age of death, has a unique re-election stratagem: Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) will call for … Continue reading

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Deep Thoughts From Rubio, Part Infinity

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 73 and under the age of death, had sumpin’ patriotic to say: HAPPY #IndependenceDay America isn’t perfect…..but it’s better … Continue reading

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2022 Pie Fight Update

Oh, this is gonna be fun:Rep. Val Demings will run for Senate against Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 73 and under the age of … Continue reading

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Honors and Accolades For [checks notes] Marco Rubio

There’s a bible verse that says that the lame shall enter heaven first, and it doesn’t get much lamer than this: inbox: Sen. Rubio is raising money off of being one of the first pols mentioned on the new Trump … Continue reading

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