Category Archives: Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio

No D’uh

Of course he did: Trump hands Rubio coveted reelection endorsement in Florida …now that former First Shady Ivanka has decided to try to return to being a socialite. Anyway, here’s the statement: “It is my honor to give U.S. Senator … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News It’s the rare day when I praise Amazon for anything, but they did something right: Amazon stops selling books that describe being LGBTQ+ as an illness The company explained their decision to a group of Republican senators … Continue reading

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2024 Goat Rodeo: Rubio’s Running

There’s no other way to interpret Big Gulp’s editorial in USA Today: “…For decades, companies like Amazon have been allies of the left in the culture war, but when their bottom line is threatened they turn to conservatives to save … Continue reading

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Florida Man Has Some Thoughts, Wants to Tell Everyone About It

Florida Man 2024 Goat Rodeo wannabe Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 75 and under the age of death, has got sumpin’ to say: This … Continue reading

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2022 Looks Bright For Dim Man

The former First Shady Ivanka Trump called Sen. Marco Rubio to let him know that she was not going to primary him, afterall, which must be a big relief considering what few skills Marco has, you know, to actually earn … Continue reading

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Senatorette Graham: Well, Slap My Ass and Call Me Biscuit!’

Fiddle-dee-dee! Senatorette Lindsey Graham says that tumarrah is another day! Shorter Lindsery: “You sirs are no gentlemen!” Longer: The 'Not Guilty' vote is growing after today. I think most Republicans found the presentation by the House Managers offensive and absurd. … Continue reading

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The First Shady Makes Her Move!

Most people in Jar-Jarvanka’s shoes (no longer designed by the First Shady, BTW), would probably lay low after the implosion of the 4th Reich as Lord Damp Nut is impeached for the second time in a year, led a failed … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

The antics of Big Gulp L’il Marco Rubio has caught the attention of The Bulwark: “In the course of his young political career, Marco Rubio has been a Tea Partier, a Reformicon, and a neoconservative. Now he’s auditioning for the … Continue reading

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Afternoon Stupid Break

Likely 2024 Goat Rodeo contestant Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 75 and under the age of death, is very upset that someone called Republicans … Continue reading

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We’ll Still Have Rubio To Push Around

2024 Goat Rodeo The lone voice of Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death, breaks through the void to … Continue reading

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