Category Archives: Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio

Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Day

Posted on February 24, 2023 by tengrain

Buttigieg: Well, the strange thing about hearing that from Senator Rubio is that the last time I had gotten a communication from him about railroad regulation was when he had signed a letter asking us to weaken our inspection practices. … Continue reading →

Posted in Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, Pete Buttigieg | 4 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Posted on February 6, 2023 by tengrain

Dumbo (look at those ears!) takes flight! RUBIO: The message China was trying to send is that the US can't even do anything about a balloon flying over their airspace. How can you count on them? ABC'S JONATHAN KARL: But … Continue reading →

Posted in Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio | 2 Comments

Trump to Announce Tomorrow

Posted on November 14, 2022 by tengrain

2024 Goat Rodeo Rupert Murdoch and Republican elites might have decided that Hair Füror is damaged goods, but the Red Hats are still strictly in Lord Damp Nut’s back pocket. “Trumpy Republican candidates failed at the ballot box in states … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Kristi Noem, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, Nikki Haley, Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis, Tom Cotton | 6 Comments

2024 Goat Rodeo: Stealth Goats Emerge

Posted on October 31, 2022 by tengrain

As the old saying goes, every Senator looks into the bathroom mirror and sees a future president. We suspect many of the ghouls in this Tiger Beat article have no reflection: Tom Cotton likens it to a faraway target at … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Joni Ernst, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, Senatorette Lindsey Graham, Stealth Goat, Tim Scott, Tom Cotton | 8 Comments

Florida’s Clown Shortage and Competing Birthday Parties

Posted on October 28, 2022 by tengrain

The Count of Mostly Crisco, Hair Füror hisself is coming to Floriduh to campaign for Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 73 and under the age … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis | 2 Comments

Hey Florida…

Posted on October 2, 2022 by tengrain

…bet you never would guess that BOTH of your senators would not vote for your emergency FEMA funding: Neither of Florida’s 2 Republican senators voted for Florida to receive federal disaster funds. Rick Scott voted no. Marco Rubio did not … Continue reading →

Posted in Fake Libertarians, Floriduh, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, Rick Scott, Wingnuttia | 6 Comments

Floriduh Cuban Immigrant Says Texas Venezuelan Immigrants Got Some Nerve

Posted on September 22, 2022 by tengrain

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 73 and under the age of death, is outraged! Outraged! OUTRAGED! that the asylum seekers would have the NERVE … Continue reading →

Posted in immigration, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, racism, White Punks on Dope | 6 Comments

Report: Marco Rubio Is As Smart As He Looks

Posted on September 15, 2022 by tengrain

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 75 and under the age of death, has signed-on as a co-sponsor to Senatorette Lindsey Graham’s 15-week Nationwide Abortion … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Forced Birth, Mansplaining, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, sexism, War on Women | 3 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Marco?

Posted on July 23, 2022 by tengrain

No one can pivot like Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 73 and under the age of death, when confronted with his previous comment that … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Homophobia, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, marriage equality | 5 Comments

2024 Goat Rodeo Update

Posted on June 14, 2022 by tengrain

It is a well-reported fact that seven current or former Proud Boys are members of the Miami-Dade GOP Executive Committee, and a reporter doing their job asked 2024 Goat Rodeo contender-wannabe  Sen. Marco Rubio —the Cold Warrior for a New … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Fascism, Floriduh, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, Tom Cotton | 9 Comments