Category Archives: Kristi Noem

The 2024 Goat Rodeo VP Race Begins!

Vice President wannabe and current Mayor of South Dakota (if it really does exist and I have my doubts), Kristi Noem is burnishing her wingnut credentials: South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem (R) called on the board that oversees the state’s … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Kristi Noem, South Dakota | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Noem: The media would have us believe that the NRA is only made up of old white guys.. But there are a lot of other people. A lot of diversity in the NRA…*camera switches to audience* pic.twitter.com/Tten37Yq9M … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Kristi Noem, NRA, White Punks on Dope | 14 Comments

Trump to Announce Tomorrow

2024 Goat Rodeo Rupert Murdoch and Republican elites might have decided that Hair Füror is damaged goods, but the Red Hats are still strictly in Lord Damp Nut’s back pocket. “Trumpy Republican candidates failed at the ballot box in states … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Cracker Orban Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis, Kristi Noem, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, Nikki Haley, Tom Cotton | 6 Comments

South Dakota: ‘Is Our Children Learning?’

…or maybe it should be what are the children of South Doh!Kota learning: At a junior hockey game in Sioux Falls, S.D., on Saturday night, $5,000 in one-dollar bills was dumped onto a carpet in the middle of the ice … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Kristi Noem, South Doh!kota | 8 Comments

GOP 2024 Goat Rodeo Has Theocracy Litmus Test

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie is getting the 2024 Goat Rodeo Racing Forum prepared: It’s spreading. Just days after Texas’ unprecedented, restrictive anti-abortion law took effect, Republicans around the country are looking to import it. … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Asa Hutchinson, Cracker Orban Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis, Greg 'Rolling Blunder' Abbott, Kristi Noem | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Texas’ Gov. Abbot must be feeling some pressure from South Doh!kota’s Gov. Noem infecting so many people at Sturgis, so he’s upping the carnage ante: “Gov. Greg Abbott (R) on Wednesday announced an executive order banning COVID-19 … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Anti-Vaxxer, Cracker Orban Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis, Floriduh, Greg 'Rolling Blunder' Abbott, Kristi Noem, masks, Pandemics, Science, South Doh!kota, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, Vaccine | 5 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Sturgis?

Guys, it’s unbelievable, but even as the Darwin Variant of the Trump-Virus is surging in South Dakota, the Sturgis Bike Rawley is ON:   Thousands of bikers have converged on the tiny South Dakota community of Sturgis for the annual … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Kristi Noem, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins | 17 Comments

Noem Enters the 2024 Goat Rodeo on Unusual Platform

 Kristi Noem criticizes GOP governors who enacted Covid-19 mandates while accusing some of rewriting their history “South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem questioned the grit and instinct of fellow GOP governors who enacted Covid-19 measures like mask mandates and business closures … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Kristi Noem, Pandemics, Vaccine | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid tells us who is the Future of the Coup Klux Klan: Among the people Trump names as part of the future of the GOP: DeSantis, Hawley, Cruz, Paul, Huckabee Sanders, and Noem pic.twitter.com/T5KBlBhcFN … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Cracker Orban Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis, Elmira Gantry the Possum Queen, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Kristi Noem, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans) | 10 Comments