Category Archives: Greg ‘Rolling Blunder’ Abbott

Ah, Texas!

Rolling Blunder, er, Greg Abbott is determined to protect the freedom-loving  libertarian paradise of Texas (America’s Lab for Bad Policy) from climate change destroying their electricity grid, er, high-powered, semi-automatic guns shooting up their public schools, er, TikTok: “The security risks … Continue reading

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Greg Abbott, Rolling Blunder, Boldly Enters 2024 Goat Rodeo

Self-proclaimed Xristian and America’s leading roller Nazi, Gov. Greg Abbott (R-Texas, America’s Lab for Bad Policy) sent three busloads of undocumented immigrants to Washington DC on Christmas Eve, because… maybe there was no room at the inn? He was so devoted … Continue reading

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Deep In The Heartless of Texas

Things are not going according to plan in Texas: A Texas judge on Friday temporarily blocked the state from investigating families of transgender children who have received gender-confirming medical care, a new obstacle to the state labeling such treatments as … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Rolling Thunder Gov. Greg Abbott, ladies and gents: Gov. Greg Abbott instructs school safety officials to conduct “unannounced, random intruder” audits of Texas public schools Gov. Greg Abbott on Wednesday instructed state school security and education officials … Continue reading

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Compare and Contrast

President Handsome Joe Biden and First Lady Jill Biden arrive at the Uvalde memorial… President Biden and the First Lady arrive at the memorial for the Uvalde victims at the Robb Elementary School. The crowd cheered for them as they … Continue reading

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Ah, Texas! America’s Lab for Bad Policy (Part Infinity)

The Texas Supreme Court has ruled that Gov. Abbott and his pet Attorney General Ken Paxton went too far when they ordered child abuse investigations of families that provided medical treatments for their transgender kids. But, being Texas, the ruling only … Continue reading

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GOP: ‘The Right To Life Ends At Birth’

American parents have been struggling for weeks with a nationwide baby formula shortage (Ed Note: I really hate the phrasing baby formula, it sounds like a euphemism for making babies). The shortage was caused by an enormous recall of tainted baby … Continue reading

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Texas News That Will Drive Y’all To Drink, Bless Their Hearts

Happy Hour News Texas, America’s Lab for Bad Policy: Gov. Greg Abbott truck inspections turned up zero drugs, migrants but cost Texas $4.2 billion The costly policy, which experts estimate cost hundreds of millions of dollars over the course of … Continue reading

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Texas: America’s Lab For Bad Policy

  Would-be 2024 Goat Rodeo candidate and Texas gubnor Gregg Abbott implemented a new (bad) policy, which requires state inspections of commercial vehicles entering from Mexico, to stir-up the racists after President Handsome Joe Biden’s administration moved to end a … Continue reading

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And Now We Know

Guys, as widely reported the number of abortions performed in Texas (America’s Lab for Bad Policy) fell by approximately 60% in the first month after the Xristian theocrats passed their draconian anti-abortion law, but today we learn that Planned Parenthood health … Continue reading

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