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Category Archives: Cracker Orban Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis
Bootsie Signs Bible
It’s a small detail in the larger article about Pence riding a Hog: DeSantis, with his wife, Casey, and three young kids in tow, chatted with voters, gave out autographs and signed the Bible of a man who thanked DeSantis … Continue reading
Charm. Offensive.
Cracker Orban just failed the beer test spectacularly.
News That Will Drive You To Drink
Happy Hour News This is going to drive Bootsie crazy: Hair Füror just undercut the majickal conjuring word, WOKE, and we should note that the Stable Jenious uses “woke” too/also, but now he’s weaponizing it against Trump: "I don't like … Continue reading
Whiter Shade of Pale: DeSantis
DeSantis: You know, I wasn't exactly a pale pastel. I've been bold colors. pic.twitter.com/4cMSDYC4JJ — Acyn (@Acyn) May 26, 2023 I have no idea what Cracker Orban is going on about. His Crayon box only has one color in it: … Continue reading
Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Memorial Day Weekend
Republican thought leaders Junior Mints has thoughts: Junior goes on a rant that is supposed to be about Desantis, but he misreads his script: “Trump has the personality of a mortician, and the energy that makes Jeb Bush look an … Continue reading
About Last Night…
Disasters Well, at least it was over soon. Anyway, if you did not hear about it, Cracker Orban wanted some of that Space Karen magic and so arranged to announce his 20204 Goat Rodeo entry on some beta BirdChan product … Continue reading
Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Laughed So Hard She Farted
I am shocked that orange thin-skinned Hair Füror’s team doesn’t see the obvious glass house as they throw a stone at glass-jawed Cracker Orban: “Announcing on Twitter is perfect for Ron DeSantis,” a Trump adviser told NBC News in a text … Continue reading
Cracker Orban To Announce 2024 Goat Rodeo Entry on BirdChan with Space Karen
Not everyone can write a headline like that, huh? Here’s what the losers at NBC said: Ron DeSantis will launch his presidential bid with Elon Musk Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis will announce he is running for president during a discussion … Continue reading
Tourism Dollars To Flee Floriduh
The Sunshine State, home of Spring Break, dream vacations, and white beaches… well, VERY WHITE BEACHES it turns out: @GovRonDeSantis continues to damage Florida’s national and international reputation. Days after losing billions in high paying jobs, DeSantis attack on freedom … Continue reading
Cracker Orban Checkmated By A Common College Student
Guys, remember the kid who was tracking Space Karen’s jet for fun and wrote a bot to tweet where it was? He’s now a college student and has written a similar bot to show us where Cracker Orban is! Or … Continue reading
Mock Paper Scissors 