Category Archives: Chris ‘Traffic Cones’ Christie

2024 Goat Rodeo Update: We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Goat

Chris Christie joins the 2024 Goat Rodeo: Former New Jersey governor Chris Christie will kick off his presidential campaign in New Hampshire on Tuesday evening — positioning himself as a bare-knuckled brawler best-equipped to make the case against Donald Trump, … Continue reading

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Big Week For 2024 Goat Rodeo

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie alerts us: THE GOP FIELD EXPANDS … AND EXPANDS — Another week, another threeRepublicans are set to jump into the Republican presidential fray, likely bringing the field to a full … Continue reading

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Need A Bigger Goat

2024 Goat Rodeo We will need to update the 2024 Racing Forum soon, as it looks like we have another (unofficial) entry into the Goat Rodeo: Gov. Sammiches! Former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie took a major step toward announcing … Continue reading

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Saddle-Up Another Goat, Maybe?!

2024 Goat Rodeo Per the WaPo, Gov. Sammiches is about to bellyflop into the crowded pool of candidates: Christie is expected to announce a campaign as soon as the coming days after concluding that none of the other Republicans in … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Saddle-up another goat! [F]ormer Republican New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie admitted he was “very concerned” about a possible rematch between President Biden and former President Donald Trump in 2024, while also noting he is considering a presidential … Continue reading

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2024 Goat Rodeo Update

It’s probably the venal quote of the day, if not week: Someone asked Gov. Sammiches who would he vote for if Hair Füror was the GOP nominee: “I probably just wouldn’t vote.” Because no matter how foul it would be … Continue reading

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Christie Ain’t Got No Goat

Chris Christie still cannot read the room: MANCHESTER, N.H. – Former Republican Gov. Chris Christie of New Jersey said his trip on Monday to New Hampshire, the state that holds the first primary and votes second overall in the GOP … Continue reading

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2024 Goat Rodeo Update: Saddle-Up Another Goat, Maybe?

It just keeps getting better: Christie says he’ll decide on White House bid in 45 to 60 days [F]ormer New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R) said that he will decide on whether to make another bid for the presidency in … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

The poisoned apple falls not far from the tree: Chris Christie’s niece kicked off New Orleans plane, injured 6 deputies, officials say You see,  she accused a family she thought was latino of being drug mules, and then when the … Continue reading

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2024 Goat Rodeo Update: A Dark Goat Appears

Guys, Gov. Sammiches is running in the 2024 Goat Rodeo: Chris Christie — a possible 2024 presidential contender — takes direct aim at Trump Former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie denounced former President Donald Trump in a speech Thursday night … Continue reading

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