Category Archives: Ayatollah Ted Cruz

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Senator Cruz was on my flight, and I asked him to name any of the Uvalde victims. He couldn’t. Texas deserves better than spineless hacks like this. Right the wrongs of 2018, and make @betoorourke our next … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Ted Cruz?

Thanks, @sesamestreet for saying parents are allowed to have questions! You then have @elmo aggressively advocate for vaccinating children UNDER 5. But you cite ZERO scientific evidence for this. Learn more:https://t.co/Ss20TmFTSB https://t.co/tr67QyfRyC — Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) June 28, 2022 He’s … Continue reading

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Pandemics, Vaccine | 13 Comments

Voting Day Tomorrow!

Tomorrow, voters in Virginia and D.C will head to the polls to vote in their primaries. There are runoffs in Alabama, Arkansas, and Georgia, also, too. The fun race to watch is in Alabama where Hair Füror endorsed/unendorsed, insurrection enthusiast, … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Joni Ernst, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul, Tom Cotton | 2 Comments

Hypocrisy Is Boebert’s Side Hustle

Before we get in too deep on this story, we need some background on why it is important (Republican hypocrisy, say it ain’t so!). Rep. Lauren Boebert —she of the gun holster wait staff at her restaurant Shooter’s Grill —has … Continue reading

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Choice, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Lauren 'BoBo' Boebert, Madison Cawthorn, Roller Nazi, sexism, snark, War on Women | 17 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Floriduh Gubnor Ron DeSantis trumped Hair Füror in the annual Western Conservative Summit’s straw poll: 71 percent of participants want the Florida governor to run for president in 2024 and 67 percent want Lord Damp Nut. The next … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Ron DeSantis | 7 Comments

Some Postprandial Stupid?

Lord of the Flies: https://t.co/lpKzRDGFkT — ✂️ 𝙏𝘦𝘯𝘨𝙧𝘢𝙞𝘯 🇺🇦 Wolverines! (@Tengrain) June 3, 2022 Weird, innit,  how Republicans attract flies?

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Thoughts and Prayers And Cancun Cruz

Ayatollah Ted Cruz had some thought to tweet following the tragedy Domestic Tuckerism in Buffalo: Amazing….At the Eagles concert tonight in Houston, is there any better song—ever—than Desperado? pic.twitter.com/qb6uvysR3k — Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) May 15, 2022 Desperado? Jeebus, is there … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Domestic Terrorism, Domestic Tuckerism, racism, snark, White Punks on Dope | 17 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Joey Reed, father of recently released Russian prisoner and Marine Trevor Reed, thanked everyone who helped negotiate his son’s release, and had something special to say about his Senator, you  know, Ayatollah Ted Cruz: “[Cruz] didn’t do … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Ayatollah Ted?

Sen. Ted Cruz, once famous for reading Green Eggs and Ham to the nation and who notoriously liked some mommie porn on Twitter, is now warning us that Mickey wants to raw dog Pluto: Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) slams Disney … Continue reading

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Breaking: 🤢 🤢 🤮

Fox News, y’all, covers the small stories, and all politics are personal.

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