Category Archives: 2024 Goat Rodeo

Florida Man Has Some Thoughts, Wants to Tell Everyone About It

Florida Man 2024 Goat Rodeo wannabe Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 75 and under the age of death, has got sumpin’ to say: This … Continue reading

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Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold, Like Everything Else At TFG’s Restaurants

The LATimes  email thingie tells us that Lord Damp Nut —as predicted— is seeking his revenge (emphasis mine) like a common Corleone in Godfather XIII (or something). “At the Conservative Political Action Conference in Orlando, Fla., he lashed out at … Continue reading

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The Rigged QPAC Election Winner Is…

Whoddathunkit?! Trump wins CPAC straw poll with 55 percent Former President Trump won the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) straw poll on Sunday, with 55 percent of respondents saying they would vote for him in a hypothetical 2024 primary. FAKE … Continue reading

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North Dakota, Whaddup?

I’d say this is shocking, but it seems to be right on time (emphasis mine): North Dakota Senate Passes Bill to Hide Future Presidential Vote Counts From Public View Until After Electoral College Meets “The North Dakota Senate this week … Continue reading

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Because: Water Seeks Its Own Level

McConnell says he would support Trump if he was the Republican nominee pic.twitter.com/l0hRgpcmM8 — Acyn (@Acyn) February 25, 2021

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 6 Comments

Knock it off, Eiron (The Goddess of Irony)!

Scissorhead MDavis caught this: So the senator who gave the raised-fist to insurrectionists will be investigating the failures to prevent the insurrection? https://t.co/FPQd4A1UQz — Greg Miller (@gregpmiller) February 23, 2021 Eiron, take the rest of the day off. Please.

Posted in Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 5 Comments

2022 Looks Bright For Dim Man

The former First Shady Ivanka Trump called Sen. Marco Rubio to let him know that she was not going to primary him, afterall, which must be a big relief considering what few skills Marco has, you know, to actually earn … Continue reading

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Get the Blow Dart, We Have A Live One

2024 Goat Rodeo Former governor of South Carolina (Seething hotbed of unbridled lust) Nikki Haley is trying —like King Solomon— to halve her baby and eat it, too. You see, she wants distance from Lord Damp Nut for her own … Continue reading

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The Final Vote (UPDATED)

These Republicans are to be commended; the rest? VOTE THEM OUT. https://t.co/NAMvuulrvA — Tengrain ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) February 13, 2021 And now, watch for Hair Füror to seek revenge upon these 7. UPDATE 1: Here’s Trump’s statement: “I want to … Continue reading

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Senatorette Graham: Well, Slap My Ass and Call Me Biscuit!’

Fiddle-dee-dee! Senatorette Lindsey Graham says that tumarrah is another day! Shorter Lindsery: “You sirs are no gentlemen!” Longer: The 'Not Guilty' vote is growing after today. I think most Republicans found the presentation by the House Managers offensive and absurd. … Continue reading

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