Category Archives: 2024 Goat Rodeo

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News This is going to drive Bootsie crazy: Hair Füror just undercut the majickal conjuring word, WOKE, and we should note that the Stable Jenious uses “woke” too/also, but now he’s weaponizing it against Trump: "I don't like … Continue reading

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Pence To Join 2024 Goat Rodeo

Mike Pence, a man so wooden that termites salivate when he enters a room, is likely to officially enter the 2024 Goat Rodeo next week: Mike Pence plans to enter the GOP presidential nomination fray June 7 with a campaign … Continue reading

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Need A Bigger Goat

2024 Goat Rodeo We will need to update the 2024 Racing Forum soon, as it looks like we have another (unofficial) entry into the Goat Rodeo: Gov. Sammiches! Former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie took a major step toward announcing … Continue reading

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The 2024 Goat Rodeo VP Race Begins!

Vice President wannabe and current Mayor of South Dakota (if it really does exist and I have my doubts), Kristi Noem is burnishing her wingnut credentials: South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem (R) called on the board that oversees the state’s … Continue reading

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Whiter Shade of Pale: DeSantis

DeSantis: You know, I wasn't exactly a pale pastel. I've been bold colors. pic.twitter.com/4cMSDYC4JJ — Acyn (@Acyn) May 26, 2023 I have no idea what Cracker Orban is going on about. His Crayon box only has one color in it: … Continue reading

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Saddle-Up Another Goat, Maybe?!

2024 Goat Rodeo Per the WaPo, Gov. Sammiches is about to bellyflop into the crowded pool of candidates: Christie is expected to announce a campaign as soon as the coming days after concluding that none of the other Republicans in … Continue reading

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Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Memorial Day Weekend

Republican thought leaders Junior Mints has thoughts: Junior goes on a rant that is supposed to be about Desantis, but he misreads his script: “Trump has the personality of a mortician, and the energy that makes Jeb Bush look an … Continue reading

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About Last Night…

Disasters Well, at least it was over soon. Anyway, if you did not hear about it, Cracker Orban wanted some of that Space Karen magic and so arranged to announce his 20204 Goat Rodeo entry on some beta BirdChan product … Continue reading

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Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Laughed So Hard She Farted

I am shocked that orange thin-skinned Hair Füror’s team doesn’t see the obvious glass house as they throw a stone at  glass-jawed Cracker Orban: “Announcing on Twitter is perfect for Ron DeSantis,” a Trump adviser told NBC News in a text … Continue reading

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Lady Nikki Tries for a Two-fer

It’s open mic night at the Republican Laughing Stock Factory, and amateur comic and novelty prznintial candidate Nikki Haley goofed her punchline: What is happening here? Did the Haley team mess up their own joke? pic.twitter.com/Xpi2gH0SD7 — Karol Markowicz (@karol) … Continue reading

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