Category Archives: 2024 Goat Rodeo

Mike Pence Presents New Vistas In Both Sides

Former Vice President and current walking termite buffet Mike Pence (a dark goat in the 2024 Goat Rodeo) takes to the pages of the WaPo to present an incredible both-sides non-sequitur: Jan. 6 was a power grab. So is busting … Continue reading

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What Trae Said

As I said this morning, I’ll be president before Sinema is.

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Kyrsten Sinema (D-AZ) | 4 Comments

President… Sinema?

This is all speculation, of course, but in some weird way it does explain whatever Sinema’s egoist strategy and impossible goals might be: She thinks she could be elected President in 2024: THREAD on Sinema:Sinema's behavior has made no common … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Kyrsten Sinema (D-AZ) | 17 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News The RNC wants us to know that Republicans will NOT participate in 2024 Goat Rodeo Debates if the moderators continue to do their jobs: he Republican National Committee said Thursday in a letter to the Commission on … Continue reading

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Report: Deep Thoughts From Shallow Man

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 73 and under the age of death, has sumpin’ to say to all of us MSNBC=watching, Peloton-riding, caramel macchiato-drinking, … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Sen. Cancun?

If you ever wondered where boneless chicken came from, get a load of this guy: Here's the full clip. After Cruz says he used "sloppy phrasing" when he called 1/6 a "violent terrorist attack," Carlson says his explanation "doesn't even … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Tucker Carlson | 9 Comments

Floriduh: Where The Debris Meets The Sea Is Missing Its Governor

Floriduh is having a pretty tough Trump-Virus spike and it’s governor is nowhere to be found: "Where is our governor? Where is Ron DeSantis now?" — Mayor Jerry Demings, Orange County, Florida Many are wondering where the Florida governor is as … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Ayatolla Ted thinks the 2024 Goat Rodeo is his for the taking: Ted Cruz actually thinks that he is going to get elected President of the United States in 2024. This is too good! Interview this morning. … Continue reading

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Hair Füror Is The Least Bigoted Man He Knows, Just Ask Him

“There’s people in this country that are Jewish that no longer love Israel. I’ll tell you the Evangelical Christians love Israel more than the Jews in this country. It used to be that Israel had absolute power over Congress and … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Anti-Semitism, Hair Führer Donald Trump | 11 Comments

‘It’s Florida, Jake’

Would-be 2024 Goat Rodeo contender Floriduh Gov. Ron DeSantis announced a “Stop WOKE Act” which would allow private citizens to sue schools if anyone catches them teaching CRT, which we assume means American history. So it is essentially a run … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Critical Race Theory, Floriduh, racism, Ron DeSantis, White Punks on Dope | 4 Comments