Category Archives: 2024 Goat Rodeo

2024 Goat Rodeo: A Dark Goat Emerges

Posted on March 3, 2020 by

The Washington Examiner tell us that Iran’s Pen Pal and notorious birthday cake-eating fiend Tom Cotton is gonna run in the 2024 Goat Rodeo! Sen. Tom Cotton is headed to New Hampshire, the nation’s first primary state, to cultivate support … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Tom Cotton | 6 Comments

Part-Time Job Filled

Posted on February 20, 2020 by

Comrade Stupid has tapped Richard Grenell, the current U.S. ambassador to Germany, to serve as his acting director of national intelligence. Maybe more alarming, Grennel is NOT giving up his position as Ambassador, so we’ll have a part-time DNI with … Continue reading →

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Tom Cotton | 4 Comments

Possum Hollar Chooses Another Idiot

Posted on February 12, 2020 by

Well, this put me off my oats: Possum Hollar wants Junior Mints to assume the throne. Should it ever become vacant, which is starting to be more of a question than I ever thought possible.

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Junior Mints Trump | 17 Comments

Local Jerk Has A Proposal

Posted on January 6, 2020 by

Hey guys, remember this jerk? Dems said impeachment was URGENT. Now they don’t want to have a trial, because they have no evidence. In real world, if prosecution doesn’t proceed with case, it gets dismissed. So on Monday, I will … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, ITMFA, Quid Meets Quo Goes Pro (Ukraine), Sen. Josh Hawley | 18 Comments

2024 Goat Rodeo Preview

Posted on January 4, 2020 by

Axios warns us, er, tells us that Possum Hollar is all moist in their nethers about starting a royal family and would support the candidacy of Junior Mints  –the Dauphin of Dumb– and Princess Purses to be heir apparent to … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, 4th Reich, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady, Junior Mints Trump, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet | 11 Comments

Sen. Cotton, Penpal to Iran’s Mullahs, Speaks!

Posted on June 17, 2019 by

When the prznint was a black guy and negotiating a nuclear arms treaty, as you might recall cake-eating uncouth jug-eared Senator Tom Cotton (R-Tehran)  was writing letters to Iran undermining the Prznint. Today? Not so much: From Cotton’s interview on … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, NeoCons, Tom Cotton | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 13, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Noted Beaker cosplayer Senator Tom Cotton does the very complicated move that ice skaters everywhere fear the most: the Triple Axle of Doublespeak: “There will be some sacrifice on the part of Americans, I grant you … Continue reading →

Posted in NeoCons, Tom Cotton | 8 Comments

Today in Conspiracy Theories

Posted on October 9, 2018 by

Sen. Tom Cotton has a new theory about #JusticeGangBang and how the whole thing played out, and it is a doozy: Dr. Ford, her former roommate, onetime U.S. attorney Preet Bharara, and Sens. Chuck Schumer, and Dianne Feinstein were all … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Tom Cotton | 16 Comments

Constituent Relations From The Office Of Beaker, er, Tom Cotton

Posted on January 18, 2018 by

This is fun: “Ozark Indivisible, the activist group that has been pressing members of Congress from Arkansas on health care, immigration and other issues, reported on its Twitter account last night that people calling Sen. Tom Cotton’s office had received … Continue reading →

Posted in NeoCons, Tom Cotton | 11 Comments

Iago Enters, Stage Right

Posted on October 10, 2017 by

Iran’s best pen pal Beaker, er, Tom Cotton gets star treatment at Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie! and the emphasis mine): This is a moment of truth for President Trump’s national security team. He is set to overrule … Continue reading →

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, NeoCons, Tom Cotton | 2 Comments