Category Archives: 2024 Goat Rodeo

Republican’s Have A Problem

The media is filled with lots of arm-chair quarterbacking about the California recall and lessons learned. Our pals at Electoral-Vote did the work and gathered the headlines: The dust has settled a bit in California, so lists of takeaways are … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, NeoCons, The Big Lie, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 11 Comments

Proud Boi Lite Says What, now?

Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO), who famously raised a fist in solidarity to the 1/6 insurrectionists, says he won’t consent to any Department of Defense or State nominations until Sec. of State Antony Blinken, Defense Sec. Gen. Lloyd Austin and NSA … Continue reading

Posted in Filibuster Reform, Joe Manchin, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 13 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Iran’s penpal Beaker, er,  Tom Cotton is winning the 2024 Goat Rodeo Fox News primary (emphasis mine because I couldn’t resist): Fox News hosts have spent 2021 undermining the campaign to vaccinate Americans against the deadly coronavirus pandemic; … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Mike 'Grifting for Jeebus' Pompeo, Ron DeSantis, Tom Cotton | 7 Comments

2024 Goat Rodeo Update: A Dark Goat Appears

Guys, Gov. Sammiches is running in the 2024 Goat Rodeo: Chris Christie — a possible 2024 presidential contender — takes direct aim at Trump Former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie denounced former President Donald Trump in a speech Thursday night … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Chris 'Traffic Cones' Christie | 17 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News I think we have a dark horse entry in the 2024 Goat Rodeo sweepstakes, Gov. Stitts (OK) so Sen. Beaker, er, Tom Cotton has got to bump this guy off, amiright? I promised Oklahomans I would sign … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Kevin Stitt, Tom Cotton | 6 Comments

He’s Running

2024 Goat Rodeo You can always tell when a Republican is running because he denies that he is running while heading for an event: DeSantis calls talk of a 2024 presidential bid ‘nonsense’ TALLAHASSEE — Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis on … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Ron DeSantis | 5 Comments

GOP 2024 Goat Rodeo Has Theocracy Litmus Test

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie is getting the 2024 Goat Rodeo Racing Forum prepared: It’s spreading. Just days after Texas’ unprecedented, restrictive anti-abortion law took effect, Republicans around the country are looking to import it. … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Asa Hutchinson, Greg Abbott, Kristi Noem, Ron DeSantis | 3 Comments

Great Signs, Cont.

I know @Tengrain will dig this. https://t.co/m7HXC0N8ih — 🇨🇦 moeman 🧡 give a fuck VOTE✌🏻 (@moeman61) September 3, 2021 Scissorhead Moeman is right: I totally dug this!

Posted in Floriduh, Great Signs, Pandemics, Ron DeSantis, Vaccine, Vaccine Passports | 5 Comments

The Morning Quote

“I’m actually just shocked by DeSantis. I never thought I’d say this, but I think he may be more of a lunatic than Trump ever was.” —Howard Dean

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Ron DeSantis | 4 Comments

About Yesterday…

Chimpy’s Great Adventure Two suicide bombers struck outside the airport in Kabul yesterday, killing 13 U.S. service members and wounding 18 more; 90 Afghans are dead and 140 injured. Much of the coverage missed that. The first explosion took place … Continue reading

Posted in Afghanistan, Chimpy's Great Adventure, President Handsome Joe Biden, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley | 6 Comments