Category Archives: 2024 Goat Rodeo

Nazis and Nutjobs: Q-Anon Goes To Mar-a-Lardo!

2024 Goat Rodeo Liz Crokin, the 3-fingered Q-Spiracist, was at Merde-a-Lardo, and guys, you’ll never believe who she met! A prominent adherent of the QAnon and “Pizzagate” conspiracy theories posed for photos with former President Donald Trump at his Mar-a-Lago … Continue reading

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Report: The Grifting Continues!

The crimes continue, and we’re only just now learning that, when he was running in the 2016 Goat Rodeo, and for several months after the start of the 4th Reich, Lord Damp Nut owed millions and millions of Ameros to a … Continue reading

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2024 Goat Rodeo Update!

John Bolton: the compromise candidate. Former National Security Advisor John Bolton said Monday that he will consider running for president to stop former President Donald Trump from returning to the White House, if no other potential GOP candidates denounce Trump. … Continue reading

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‘It’s fine’ —Our Failed Political Press ™

The sequence of events: 1) Hair Füror announced his entry into the 2024 Goat rodeo with another American Carnage speech; B) Has a Nazi dinner party; iii) Decrees that the constitution should be terminated and he should be installed as … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

  Ouch: “I hate to inform the former president, the constitution is not like a spouse and you can't just get rid of it when it no longer suits your purposes” pic.twitter.com/BZdR6Jqz4v — Acyn (@Acyn) December 4, 2022 Tiger Beat: … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Buh-bye, Butter Cow: Democratic leaders voted Friday to adopt the transformative early 2024 presidential nominating schedule proposed by President Biden, giving South Carolina the leadoff position, followed by a joint primary day for New Hampshire and Nevada, … Continue reading

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I Love It When The GOP’s Plan Comes Into Focus

I really love this: If you want to know how bad things are for the Republican party, consider this: The person most likely to be selected next month to chair the Republican National Committee has already overseen the loss of … Continue reading

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Area Book-Burner To Publish Book

2024 Goat Rodeo Update Floriduh’s charisma-challenged fascist, noted for banning books on subjects with which he disagrees (all of ‘em, Katie!) has a contract to publish a memoir due out in February 2023: He played baseball for Yale, graduated with … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Notable election scholar and stable jenius Hair Füror is going somewhat down-ballot in his demands for do-overs: Just gonna speculate wildly that she’s on the short-fingered vulgarian’s 2024 Goat Rodeo short-list.

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Kari Lake, The Big Lie, voter fraud, voting | 4 Comments

Takes One To Know One

Goose-stepping into the 2024 Goat Rodeo: Yes — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 26, 2022

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, Elon Musk, Ron DeSantis | 7 Comments