Category Archives: 2024 Goat Rodeo

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Ted Cruz?

Posted on June 29, 2022 by tengrain

Thanks, @sesamestreet for saying parents are allowed to have questions! You then have @elmo aggressively advocate for vaccinating children UNDER 5. But you cite ZERO scientific evidence for this. Learn more:https://t.co/Ss20TmFTSB https://t.co/tr67QyfRyC — Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) June 28, 2022 He’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Pandemics, Vaccine | 12 Comments

Yeah, DeSantis Is Running

Posted on June 27, 2022 by tengrain

Our proof is a quote about donors being sick of Trump, and as it is coming from a DeSantis aide so it can be plausibly denied is everything: As the House committee investigating the Jan. 6 riots lays out Donald … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Ron DeSantis | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on June 24, 2022 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Proud Boy Lite, er, Field Commander, er, Senator Josh Hawley has a hot take on how Republican’s Christian Nationalism is going to play out: People are going to move to Red States! Betcha didn’t see that coming! … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Christian Nationalism, Forced Birth, Mansplaining, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, sexism, Theocrats, War on Women | 8 Comments

Once A Bootlicker…

Posted on June 22, 2022 by tengrain

…always a bootlicker: Larry Kudlow asks Mike Pence if he's ever seen a president say as many falsehoods as Biden. Pence says "never in my lifetime." Not a single shred of self-awareness between these two guys. pic.twitter.com/lqf9SLlCSa — Aaron Rupar … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet | 8 Comments

Bad Chyrons

Posted on June 21, 2022 by tengrain

Wait. What? It was cheaper before there were cars?

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, People Dumber than Dolphins, Tom Cotton | 7 Comments

Voting Day Tomorrow!

Posted on June 20, 2022 by tengrain

Tomorrow, voters in Virginia and D.C will head to the polls to vote in their primaries. There are runoffs in Alabama, Arkansas, and Georgia, also, too. The fun race to watch is in Alabama where Hair Füror endorsed/unendorsed, insurrection enthusiast, … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Joni Ernst, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul, Tom Cotton | 2 Comments

Still Deciding To Run

Posted on June 17, 2022 by tengrain

Nothing new here except that this graphic made me laugh before I barfed.

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump | 6 Comments

Ron DeSantis 2024 Goat Rodeo Gets Key Endorsement

Posted on June 17, 2022 by tengrain

Elon Musk, reportedly the richest man in the world (at the moment), announced last month that he had decided to become a Republican, because the Democrats had previously been about kindness but is now the party of division & hate. In … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, Floriduh, Ron DeSantis | 8 Comments

Hypocrisy Is Boebert’s Side Hustle

Posted on June 15, 2022 by tengrain

Before we get in too deep on this story, we need some background on why it is important (Republican hypocrisy, say it ain’t so!). Rep. Lauren Boebert —she of the gun holster wait staff at her restaurant Shooter’s Grill —has … Continue reading →

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Choice, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Lauren 'BoBo' Boebert, Madison Cawthorn, Roller Nazi, sexism, snark, War on Women | 17 Comments

2024 Goat Rodeo Update

Posted on June 14, 2022 by tengrain

It is a well-reported fact that seven current or former Proud Boys are members of the Miami-Dade GOP Executive Committee, and a reporter doing their job asked 2024 Goat Rodeo contender-wannabe  Sen. Marco Rubio —the Cold Warrior for a New … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Fascism, Floriduh, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, Tom Cotton | 9 Comments