Category Archives: 2022 Pie Fight

PA Republicans Want To Know What Went Wrong, Hilarity Ensues

The state of Pennsylvania’s Republican Party is conducting an autopsy of what went wrong in the 2022 Pie Fight. As we all know, PA Republicans failed to flip any congressional districts, lost the governor’s race, US Senate race, and majority … Continue reading

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Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Day

Another day, another Republican committing voter fraud: In an 11-page indictment, prosecutors allege that Kim Phuong Taylor “visited numerous households within the Vietnamese community in Woodbury County,” where she collected absentee ballots for people who were not present at the … Continue reading

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We Love It When A Plan Comes Together

Rudderless Republicans The Hill (yes, I know) has a piece up on how the Rudderless Republicans are fighting amongst themselves, and it is glorious: The Republican Party, which entered 2022 with ambitions of recapturing both chambers of Congress and using … Continue reading

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Follow The Ameros!

People (well, me) are starting to wonder where the now-infamous fabulist George Santos got his wealth. I mean, not just anyone gets invited to the Schlapps Christmas Party (and annual investment portfolio review). The Hill (!) dives in: Sizable personal … Continue reading

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K-Mac is Really Bad At His Job, Part Infinity

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie goes long on the Rudderless Republicans ripping apart at the seams: you see, it has dawned on them that they need to have a Plan B (hehehehe, see what I … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, K-Mac Kevin McCarthy who is very bad at his job, Rudderless Republicans, Steve Scalise | 4 Comments

Republican Purity Doomed Their Midterm Results

It seems that in the recent elections, it wasn’t that Team Evil didn’t turn out, it’s that the Republicans voted for the Democrats (emphasis. mine): After yet another disappointing showing for Republicans in Georgia’s Senate runoff on Tuesday, some conservatives — … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, In Arizona

The Terrible Sand People of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan have been busy. We’ll begin with Kari Lake: Yesterday, Kari Lake joined a prayer circle in an attempt to pray away the "stolen election." — The Republican Accountability … Continue reading

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It’s All About You, Madge

Man, she’s as much of a narcissist as TFG:   Marge says Herschel lost because his campaign team didn’t want her to speak at any of his campaign events, which she “found extremely insulting.” — Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Herschel Walker, Rep. 3-toes Perjury Taylor Greene | 12 Comments

About Last Night… Hit The Road, Hack

…and don’t you come back no more. When I called it quits last night, Georgia was still counting the roughly 200,000 mail-in ballots. With Sen. Warnock ahead by more than 90,000 votes, there isn’t any chance that a Walker will … Continue reading

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OK, Georgia, You’re On!

Polls open at 7 a.m. and close at 7 p.m. in the Senate runoff between Democratic Sen. Raphael Warnock and Republican challenger Herschel Walker in Georgia. The NYTimes has the racing forum: Democratic modelers believe that Mr. Warnock goes into … Continue reading

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