Category Archives: Kari Lake

Report: Kari Lake Is Likely Running For Senate In Arizonastan

Posted on February 19, 2023 by tengrain

As if to prove our point from the Sunday Sermonette, the Queen of the Big Lie Kari Lake seems determined to enter the Senate race in the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan. Because conservatives cannot fail, they can only be … Continue reading →

Posted in Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Kari Lake, The Big Lie | 7 Comments

Arizona Exports New Market to Iowa: Big Lie and Big Liars

Posted on February 13, 2023 by tengrain

Over the weekend, the rejected gubernatorial candidate from the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan, Karrion, er Kari Lake was barnstorming Iowa for some reason (does one actively campaign to be a VP pick?): BETTENDORF, Iowa — For two days, Kari … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Kari Lake, The Big Lie | 4 Comments

Some Stupid to Pre-Game Happy Hour?

Posted on February 3, 2023 by tengrain

bannon: "you're not running for vice president as Governor of Arizona?" kari lake: "I am the duly elected governor." pic.twitter.com/oVZwJcYBrv — danny (@dabbs346) February 2, 2023

Posted in Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Kari Lake, Liars, Steve Bannon, The Big Lie | 10 Comments

Arizona Might Have Second Chance

Posted on February 3, 2023 by tengrain

Guys, the Terrible Sand People of the Terrible Sand Kingdom might have an opportunity to kick Kari Lake in the ol’ rat’s patootie again: Defeated Arizona gubernatorial candidate Kari Lake met with officials at the National Republican Senatorial Committee on … Continue reading →

Posted in Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Kari Lake, snark | 2 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 29, 2023 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Another quote, but this time from Steve Bannon to Kari Lake from his podcast: “Hang on — you shouldn’t have to reach out to Ronna McDaniel. You’re the frickin’ governor of Arizona. You just won an incredibly tough … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Kari Lake, Steve Bannon | 5 Comments

Meanwhile, In Arizona

Posted on December 8, 2022 by tengrain

The Terrible Sand People of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan have been busy. We’ll begin with Kari Lake: Yesterday, Kari Lake joined a prayer circle in an attempt to pray away the "stolen election." pic.twitter.com/1zQK4AKFOl — The Republican Accountability … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Kari Lake, Paul Gosar | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on November 28, 2022 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Notable election scholar and stable jenius Hair Füror is going somewhat down-ballot in his demands for do-overs: Just gonna speculate wildly that she’s on the short-fingered vulgarian’s 2024 Goat Rodeo short-list.

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Kari Lake, The Big Lie, voter fraud, voting | 4 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Posted on November 27, 2022 by tengrain

The massive rally to demand a revote in Arizonastan continues. Why, there must be a dozen people there: Day 2 of the protest near the AZ Capitol to demand a new election. Speaker tells them not to be disappointed that … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Arizonastan, Blake Masters, Crazeee States, Kari Lake | 5 Comments

And She’s Off to Merde-a-Lardo

Posted on November 17, 2022 by tengrain

That didn’t take long. Told ya it was for an audience of one: Kari Lake travels to Mar-a-Lago, fresh off projected loss in Arizona …Lake has not conceded defeat. The visit to Mar-a-Lago, while vote counting continues in Arizona, illustrates … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Kari Lake | 3 Comments

Report: Loser Candidate in AZ Says Election Was Rigged (It Wasn’t Rigged)

Posted on November 17, 2022 by tengrain

Fox News emeritus and failed gubernatorial candidate for the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan Kari Lake says that she’s still in it to win it: In a video posted to social media Thursday morning, Arizona GOP gubernatorial candidate Kari Lake … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Kari Lake | 5 Comments