Category Archives: Elegy for a Senate Candidate, J.D. Vance

Ohio Man Seems Nice

Ohio’s 7-way Republican 2022 Pie Fight for Senate is breaking all new ground. Hair Füror has not endorsed any candidate, and so they are all trying to position themselves as his heir, and none more so than the front-runner Josh … Continue reading

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The Authenticity Problems of Peter Thiel’s Hand-Selected Senate Candidate, Cont.

A modest suggestion: Can we start with burning Hillbilly Elegy? Dear Americans: When they tell you who they are, believe them. Signed, A History Professor… who knows exactly what comes next if this ideology takes power. https://t.co/7qpkJFraIk — Heather Cox … Continue reading

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JD Vance(R-Thiel) Is Having Authenticity Problems, Again

Peter Thiel’s hand-picked Ohio Senate candidate and Hillbilly Eulogy, er, Elegy  Yale Graduate and Wall Street Investment Banker,  JD Vance is many things, none of them authentic. That said, this is a brutal ad that ought to play well in … Continue reading

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Whaddup, Ohio?

Ohio’s Eulogy, er, Elegy for a Senate Campaign candidate JD Vance (R-Peter Thiel) is gonna have another authenticity moment as this nut job Mike Gibbons enters the race with as much John Birch Society raw meat as he can hurl in … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Peter Thiel’s hand-picked $10M Amero bribe, er, Ohio Senate Candidate, the Yale-educated, hillbilly Hedge Fund Manager JD Vance is having authenticity problems AGAIN: NEW: JD Vance defended the Texas abortion ban in an interview this week, calling … Continue reading

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Hillbilly Elites Address The Pandemic Mandate

Peter Thiel’s hand-selected Republican Ohio Senate candidate, Yale-educated, Hedge Fund Banker, hillbilly millionaire JD Vance is trying to correct his authenticity problem: 🔥 JD Vance calls for mass civil disobedience in response to Biden's mandates. "Do not comply with the … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, JD Vance?

Elegy for a Senate Candidate, J.D. Vance, the most authentic Yale-educated, investment-banker hillbilly, ladies and germs: “Vance’s Twitter likes, which were still visible as of Monday afternoon, include two tweets supporting Hillary Clinton’s 2016 candidacy, a post implying Trump supporters … Continue reading

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Elegy For A Senate Candidate, Cont.

Billionaire Peter Thiel-bought, Yale-educated, Investment Banker, Hillbilly Populist J.D. Vance continues to have authenticity problems, and so decided to throw out a little rancid red meat to, well, his people (ALLEGED because actually he has no people): Serious question: I … Continue reading

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Billionaire-Bought Yale-Educated Populist Investment Banker Has Authenticity Problem, Part Infinity

Look, when even the Twitter Room Rater is spitballing J.D. Vance, he’s got a real problem: “Elegy for a Senate Candidate” rules. That is all. https://t.co/VeUyAtJuI7 — Tengrain ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) July 10, 2021

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Oops: More Authenticity Problems for J.D. Vance

Billionaire Peter Thiel’s $10M Amero-bought-populist, Yale-educated hillbilly investment banker J.D. Vance has yet more authenticity problems: “I’m not just a flip-flopper, I’m a flip-flop-flipper on Trump,” J.D. Vance says with a laugh, slicing into a half-stack of breakfast pancakes. The … Continue reading

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