Category Archives: Dr. Oz

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News   Hair Füror is in an hours-long temper tantrum because he cannot find someone to blame for his candidates doing badly: This adviser said it’s unlikely Trump would delay his expected presidential announcement because “it’s too humiliating … Continue reading

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That’s Gonna Leave A Mark

WELCOME TO #TEAMFETTERMAN, @Oprah!! 🥰 https://t.co/ZSYnEiNTZz — John Fetterman (@JohnFetterman) November 4, 2022 Infamous New Jersey politician running for US Senate in Pennsylvania (!), Dr. Oz got his start on Ms. Winfrey’s show; it would not be wrong to say … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Oz?

Infamous New Jersey television snake oil salesman with a terrible bedside manner: does Oz … does he think Pennsylvania is on the coast? pic.twitter.com/ZuXCPKZdVQ — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 1, 2022 “Pennsylvania is too important. This is important, we do … Continue reading

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About Last Night…

I only caught a few moments of the Fetterman — Oz debate, and because I am in the Gret Stet of Warshington and not in Pennsylvania, I decided that dinner was more important to me. That said I did catch … Continue reading

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Some Postprandial Stupid?

Well, this is one way to stop everyone talking about Dr. Oz the puppy mass murderer: Here's Mehmet Oz posing in front of one of Hitler's cars at a fundraiser last night. WOW. He'd HATE it if you retweeted it. … Continue reading

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Dr. Oz is a Puppy-Killing Monster

What’s worse for a would-be Senate candidate: paying for an abortion after claiming to be anti-abortion, or killing puppies? Jezebel broke the news yesterday that would-be U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania Mehmet Oz (R NJ) practiced vivisection on some 300+ dogs … Continue reading

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Paging Doctor Oz, er, Doctor Nick

Again, PA’s own JohnFetterman proves that he is the king of social media as he expertly trolls New Jersey’s entrant to the Pennsylvania Senate race: Before there was Dr. Oz, there was Dr. Nick.  They say the Simpsons always predict … Continue reading

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Dr. Oz is Really Bad At His Job

As long as we are talking  ‘bout Pennsyltucky,we note that Dr. Oz is either really bad at his job of running for office, or maybe he’s secretly joined the Fetterman campaign: Dr. Oz took aim at John Fetterman’s clothing and … Continue reading

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Thanksgiving At Oz’s Place Must Be Awkward

…that is, if family and guests can figure out which house to go to (CLUE: won’t be in Pennsylvania). Why, you ask? Well, it seems cousins making a love connection is totes adorbs with this guy: In audio uncovered by … Continue reading

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About Last Night…

This part of Hair Füror’s burn-the-Rechstag Rally last night should send chills down your spine: “[President Joe Biden is] an enemy of the state if you want to know the truth. The enemy of the state is him and the … Continue reading

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