Category Archives: Dr. Oz

PA Republicans Want To Know What Went Wrong, Hilarity Ensues

Posted on January 16, 2023 by tengrain

The state of Pennsylvania’s Republican Party is conducting an autopsy of what went wrong in the 2022 Pie Fight. As we all know, PA Republicans failed to flip any congressional districts, lost the governor’s race, US Senate race, and majority … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Doug Mastriano, Dr. Oz, Pennsyltucky, Wingnuttia | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on November 9, 2022 by tengrain

Happy Hour News   Hair Füror is in an hours-long temper tantrum because he cannot find someone to blame for his candidates doing badly: This adviser said it’s unlikely Trump would delay his expected presidential announcement because “it’s too humiliating … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Dr. Oz, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Melancholia Trump | 7 Comments

That’s Gonna Leave A Mark

Posted on November 4, 2022 by tengrain

WELCOME TO #TEAMFETTERMAN, @Oprah!! 🥰 https://t.co/ZSYnEiNTZz — John Fetterman (@JohnFetterman) November 4, 2022 Infamous New Jersey politician running for US Senate in Pennsylvania (!), Dr. Oz got his start on Ms. Winfrey’s show; it would not be wrong to say … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Dr. Oz, John Fetterman | 5 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Oz?

Posted on November 1, 2022 by tengrain

Infamous New Jersey television snake oil salesman with a terrible bedside manner: does Oz … does he think Pennsylvania is on the coast? pic.twitter.com/ZuXCPKZdVQ — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 1, 2022 “Pennsylvania is too important. This is important, we do … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Dr. Oz, New Jersey | 4 Comments

About Last Night…

Posted on October 26, 2022 by tengrain

I only caught a few moments of the Fetterman — Oz debate, and because I am in the Gret Stet of Warshington and not in Pennsylvania, I decided that dinner was more important to me. That said I did catch … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Dr. Oz, Forced Birth, John Fetterman, Pennsyltucky | 8 Comments

Some Postprandial Stupid?

Posted on October 7, 2022 by tengrain

Well, this is one way to stop everyone talking about Dr. Oz the puppy mass murderer: Here's Mehmet Oz posing in front of one of Hitler's cars at a fundraiser last night. WOW. He'd HATE it if you retweeted it. … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Dr. Oz | 8 Comments

Dr. Oz is a Puppy-Killing Monster

Posted on October 4, 2022 by tengrain

What’s worse for a would-be Senate candidate: paying for an abortion after claiming to be anti-abortion, or killing puppies? Jezebel broke the news yesterday that would-be U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania Mehmet Oz (R NJ) practiced vivisection on some 300+ dogs … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, dogs, Dr. Oz | 6 Comments

Paging Doctor Oz, er, Doctor Nick

Posted on October 3, 2022 by tengrain

Again, PA’s own JohnFetterman proves that he is the king of social media as he expertly trolls New Jersey’s entrant to the Pennsylvania Senate race: Before there was Dr. Oz, there was Dr. Nick.  They say the Simpsons always predict … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Dr. Oz, John Fetterman | 3 Comments

Dr. Oz is Really Bad At His Job

Posted on September 27, 2022 by tengrain

As long as we are talking  ‘bout Pennsyltucky,we note that Dr. Oz is either really bad at his job of running for office, or maybe he’s secretly joined the Fetterman campaign: Dr. Oz took aim at John Fetterman’s clothing and … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Dr. Oz, John Fetterman, New Jersey, Pennsyltucky | 10 Comments

Thanksgiving At Oz’s Place Must Be Awkward

Posted on September 8, 2022 by tengrain

…that is, if family and guests can figure out which house to go to (CLUE: won’t be in Pennsylvania). Why, you ask? Well, it seems cousins making a love connection is totes adorbs with this guy: In audio uncovered by … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Dr. Oz, John Fetterman, Love is a many splendored thing, Sex fiends | 8 Comments