Category Archives: Doug Mastriano

PA Republicans Want To Know What Went Wrong, Hilarity Ensues

Posted on January 16, 2023 by tengrain

The state of Pennsylvania’s Republican Party is conducting an autopsy of what went wrong in the 2022 Pie Fight. As we all know, PA Republicans failed to flip any congressional districts, lost the governor’s race, US Senate race, and majority … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Doug Mastriano, Dr. Oz, Pennsyltucky, Wingnuttia | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on October 1, 2022 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Doug Mastriano is making his Day 1 Campaign Promise, and boy-howdy, he might actually be able to achieve this: Doug Mastriano says if he is elected Gov of PA, on day 1 he will ban pole dancing, … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Doug Mastriano | 3 Comments

Here’s Some Lunchtime Stupid

Posted on September 28, 2022 by tengrain

Doug Mastriano is trying a new gambit to revive his lagging campaign for Pennsylvania goblin: As campaign struggles, Doug Mastriano plans ‘40 days of fasting and prayer’ The Republican gubernatorial candidate is losing some support among GOP allies as his … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Doug Mastriano | 9 Comments

UPDATED: PA Report: Mastriano Quiet Quitting?

Posted on September 27, 2022 by tengrain

Guys, noted insurrection attendee, White Nationalist, and Republican nominee Doug Mastriano is trying to be one of the cool kids and is Quiet Quitting his job of running for Pennsylvania Governor: Mastriano, a far-right election denier who was present at … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Doug Mastriano | 1 Comment

Give a Christian an inch, and they will take a cubit

Posted on September 14, 2022 by tengrain

This is the Republican candidate for the Governor of Pennsylvania, Doug Mastriano, who is running against Josh Shapiro. Mastriano attended Trump’s January 6 rally in Washington D.C. prior to the Trump supporters storming the United States Capitol and was seen … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Christian Nationalism, Doug Mastriano, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 2 Comments

About Last Night…

Posted on September 4, 2022 by tengrain

This part of Hair Füror’s burn-the-Rechstag Rally last night should send chills down your spine: “[President Joe Biden is] an enemy of the state if you want to know the truth. The enemy of the state is him and the … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Doug Mastriano, Dr. Oz, Fascism, Hair Führer Donald Trump | 12 Comments

Meanwhile, In Pennsylvania

Posted on August 29, 2022 by tengrain

Civil war enthusiast, Christian Nationalist, January 6 Rioter, and candidate for governor Doug Mastriano is NOT moving to the center in the general election and prefers to bear hug The Big Lie and Hair Füror, hoping the base will burn … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Doug Mastriano, Pennsyltucky, The Big Lie, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 5 Comments

When They Tell You Who They Are, Part Infinity

Posted on August 27, 2022 by tengrain

Guys, it doesn’t take much to conclude no one forced him to wear this uniform. Pennsylvania Republican Doug Mastriano, a state senator and Trump-backed candidate for governor, posed for a photo donning a Confederate uniform while an instructor at the … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Doug Mastriano, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The New Confederacy, The Stupid Coup | 13 Comments