Category Archives: Blake Masters

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

The massive rally to demand a revote in Arizonastan continues. Why, there must be a dozen people there: Day 2 of the protest near the AZ Capitol to demand a new election. Speaker tells them not to be disappointed that … Continue reading

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Stop! Thief!

The Stable “Jenius” strikes again: Trump claims the “Electron” was stolen from Blake Masters, and calls for a do over pic.twitter.com/CRrrQ76Itv — Robert Maguire (@RobertMaguire_) November 12, 2022

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Meanwhile, In Arizona

Libertarian Senate candidate Marc Victor announced his withdrawal from the Arizona US Senate race, and gave his deep, er, full-throated endorsement of Fascist Republican (redundant?) candidate Blake Masters.  “We found ourselves in general agreement about how to improve America and to advance … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift, Part Infinity

This is surprising in it’s candor: Trump is splitting donations with Blake Masters 99-to-1. It could be a boon for Masters anyway. …“President Trump asked me to reach out to remind you just how important YOU are to our movement,” … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Genuine fraud, JD Vance, is going to have to cut corners somewhere as his sugar daddy billionaire Peter Thiel is cutting bait and running: Republican megadonor Peter Thiel is signaling to allies that he is largely done … Continue reading

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And In The Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan

This little blurb from Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) email thingie caught my eye: MASTERS DEGREE — McConnell’s powerful Senate Leadership Fund is pulling all of its advertising reservations in Arizona, “confident that other outside conservative groups will … Continue reading

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Arizona Man Sings ‘Tomorrow Belongs To Me’

The Pride of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan: Blake Masters, the GOP nominee for a Senate seat in Arizona, suggested in a sarcastic tweet this week that the sluggish economy and the high rate of inflation were tied to … Continue reading

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