Category Archives: 2022 Pie Fight

Republican Purity Doomed Their Midterm Results

It seems that in the recent elections, it wasn’t that Team Evil didn’t turn out, it’s that the Republicans voted for the Democrats (emphasis. mine): After yet another disappointing showing for Republicans in Georgia’s Senate runoff on Tuesday, some conservatives — … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, In Arizona

The Terrible Sand People of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan have been busy. We’ll begin with Kari Lake: Yesterday, Kari Lake joined a prayer circle in an attempt to pray away the "stolen election." pic.twitter.com/1zQK4AKFOl — The Republican Accountability … Continue reading

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It’s All About You, Madge

Man, she’s as much of a narcissist as TFG:   Marge says Herschel lost because his campaign team didn’t want her to speak at any of his campaign events, which she “found extremely insulting.” pic.twitter.com/XHgnKZNFQb — Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) … Continue reading

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About Last Night… Hit The Road, Hack

…and don’t you come back no more. When I called it quits last night, Georgia was still counting the roughly 200,000 mail-in ballots. With Sen. Warnock ahead by more than 90,000 votes, there isn’t any chance that a Walker will … Continue reading

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OK, Georgia, You’re On!

Polls open at 7 a.m. and close at 7 p.m. in the Senate runoff between Democratic Sen. Raphael Warnock and Republican challenger Herschel Walker in Georgia. The NYTimes has the racing forum: Democratic modelers believe that Mr. Warnock goes into … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Herschel Walker gives his closing argument for why Georgeduh should vote for him tomorrow, and I’m not making this up: Herschel Walker: “I don’t even know what the heck is a pronoun.” He adds that he wants … Continue reading

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Last Day of Early Voting In Georgia

It’s down to the wire, folks. Cook Political Report: Limited polling during the runoff has continued to show a margin of error contest, but has Warnock still leading considerably among independents. The race is close enough that we are still … Continue reading

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Election Drama In Arizona Concludes

Good news from the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan: Cochise County has finally certified their election, you know, once a judge ordered them: PHOENIX (AP) — A rural Arizona county certified its midterm election results on Thursday, following the orders … Continue reading

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Hello, Carpetbagger!

Georgeduh Senator wannabe Herschel Walker is unbelievably bad at this campaigning stuff: “Everyone asks me, why did I decide to run for a Senate seat? Because to be honest with you, this is never something I ever, ever, ever thought … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News https://s3.amazonaws.com/pdfweb/videos/cf80dd35-b299-4b6b-a2cc-2420777d04ea.mp4 Transcript: I’m Raphael Warnock and I approve this message. You ever watch a stupid movie late at night? You’re going to get better. Don’t get better. But you keep watching it. Anyway. I was watching this … Continue reading

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