Category Archives: 2022 Pie Fight

If you think voting doesn’t work, wait’ll you find out how effective NOT voting is!

The Gallup Organization has bad news and really bad news for us: faith in US institutions is crumbling: WASHINGTON, D.C. — Americans are less confident in major U.S. institutions than they were a year ago, with significant declines for 11 … Continue reading

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IL Gov. J.B. Pritzker Loves It When A Plan Comes Together

Guys, remember during the primary that Illinois Democratic Gov. J.B. Pritzker rat-eff’ed the GOP primary by putting in a lot of money to support the weakest Republican Candidate? Heh. GOP Illinois governor hopeful apologizes after calling for people to ‘move on’ … Continue reading

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Where Did The GOP Learn To Do That?

Bad Sports Guys, is Wingnuttia learning? While Trump has most notably spent the last 18 months denying his 2020 election defeat, despite clear evidence he lost, he’s not the only one. During this election cycle, candidates across the country have … Continue reading

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Yesterday’s Elections Today!

Guys, we forgot all about the elections last night! Oops! NY: Andy Giuliani, son of Landscaping and Dildo impresario Rudy, will NOT be facing off against NY Gov. Kathy Hochul. That fate will fall to Lee Zeldin, who is likely … Continue reading

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GOP Candidate Drops Out Of Rhode Island Race: Reasons

I'm a reproductive rights organizer & State Senate candidate. Last night, after speaking at our Roe rally, my Republican opponent – a police officer – violently attacked me. This is what it is to be a Black woman running for … Continue reading

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Meanwhile in Arizona

Talk about not knowing how to read the room: “Privatize social security” @bgmasters tells FreedomWorks, saying he will bring fresh thinking to the US Senate. Hard to tell if that sunk in this room, where many are of social security … Continue reading

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Britt Boots Brooks in ‘Bama (Yesterday’s Election Results Today!)

In case yesterday’s 1/6 Committee hearing didn’t have enough unhappy news for twice-impeached LOSER ex-prznint Stupid, the election results from yesterday—in Georgia, Virginia, Alabama, Arkansas, and D.C.—was that he got smacked upside the head, real good. Tiger Beat on the Potomac … Continue reading

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Dr. Oz Doesn’t Understand/Care About Juneteenth

Mehmet Oz made the first ‘Juneteenth’ post on Truth Social on the left, where he said America was great because of our “freedoms, unity, and equality.” It wasn’t well received. He then deleted, then reposted the second one on the … Continue reading

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Voting Day Tomorrow!

Tomorrow, voters in Virginia and D.C will head to the polls to vote in their primaries. There are runoffs in Alabama, Arkansas, and Georgia, also, too. The fun race to watch is in Alabama where Hair Füror endorsed/unendorsed, insurrection enthusiast, … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Joni Ernst, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul, Tom Cotton | 2 Comments

Texas Republicans Set Agenda

Texas —America’s Lab for Bad Policy— had their GOP Convention: Meeting at their first in-person convention since 2018, Texas Republicans on Saturday acted on a raft of resolutions and proposed platform changes to move their party even further to the … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, The Big Lie, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The New Confederacy | 8 Comments