Category Archives: 2022 Pie Fight

Report: Kari Lake Is Likely Running For Senate In Arizonastan

As if to prove our point from the Sunday Sermonette, the Queen of the Big Lie Kari Lake seems determined to enter the Senate race in the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan. Because conservatives cannot fail, they can only be … Continue reading

Posted in Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Kari Lake, The Big Lie | 7 Comments

Arizona Exports New Market to Iowa: Big Lie and Big Liars

Over the weekend, the rejected gubernatorial candidate from the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan, Karrion, er Kari Lake was barnstorming Iowa for some reason (does one actively campaign to be a VP pick?): BETTENDORF, Iowa — For two days, Kari … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Kari Lake, The Big Lie | 4 Comments

Some Stupid to Pre-Game Happy Hour?

bannon: "you're not running for vice president as Governor of Arizona?" kari lake: "I am the duly elected governor." — danny (@dabbs346) February 2, 2023

Posted in Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Kari Lake, Liars, Steve Bannon, The Big Lie | 10 Comments

Arizona Might Have Second Chance

Guys, the Terrible Sand People of the Terrible Sand Kingdom might have an opportunity to kick Kari Lake in the ol’ rat’s patootie again: Defeated Arizona gubernatorial candidate Kari Lake met with officials at the National Republican Senatorial Committee on … Continue reading

Posted in Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Kari Lake, snark | 2 Comments

Carrying the Bible and Draped in a Flag

The Republican-lead House got down to bidness yesterday: WASHINGTON — A routine House committee meeting erupted into a heated, nearly hourlong debate Wednesday over the Pledge of Allegiance, with one Democratic lawmaker saying that “insurrectionists” who backed former President Donald … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Matt Gaetz, Wingnuttia | 13 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Another quote, but this time from Steve Bannon to Kari Lake from his podcast: “Hang on — you shouldn’t have to reach out to Ronna McDaniel. You’re the frickin’ governor of Arizona. You just won an incredibly tough … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Kari Lake, Steve Bannon | 5 Comments

PA Republicans Want To Know What Went Wrong, Hilarity Ensues

The state of Pennsylvania’s Republican Party is conducting an autopsy of what went wrong in the 2022 Pie Fight. As we all know, PA Republicans failed to flip any congressional districts, lost the governor’s race, US Senate race, and majority … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Doug Mastriano, Dr. Oz, Pennsyltucky, Wingnuttia | 3 Comments

Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Day

Another day, another Republican committing voter fraud: In an 11-page indictment, prosecutors allege that Kim Phuong Taylor “visited numerous households within the Vietnamese community in Woodbury County,” where she collected absentee ballots for people who were not present at the … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, voter fraud, Wingnuttia | 6 Comments

We Love It When A Plan Comes Together

Rudderless Republicans The Hill (yes, I know) has a piece up on how the Rudderless Republicans are fighting amongst themselves, and it is glorious: The Republican Party, which entered 2022 with ambitions of recapturing both chambers of Congress and using … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Wingnuttia | 3 Comments

Follow The Ameros!

People (well, me) are starting to wonder where the now-infamous fabulist George Santos got his wealth. I mean, not just anyone gets invited to the Schlapps Christmas Party (and annual investment portfolio review). The Hill (!) dives in: Sizable personal … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, George Santos, Grifters Gotta Grift | 6 Comments