Category Archives: Stealth Goat

Don’t Get Mad, Get Everything*

Posted on October 7, 2018 by

Everyone is entitled to a day off to lick wounds and sob into pillows. We will not rehash our assorted reasons for why we need this time to mourn, be we acknowledge that what you feel is real. So today … Continue reading →

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, 2020 Goat Rodeo, Stealth Goat | 16 Comments

Pence Is Glad To Be (Campaigning) in Kansas City!

Posted on July 12, 2018 by

Today we lead with the walking termite buffet Mike Pence, who went on the road to Possum Hollar and… “Mike, where are the children? Shame on you!” a man yelled at the beginning of Vice Pres. Mike Pence’s remarks today. … Continue reading →

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, 2020 Goat Rodeo, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Stealth Goat | 2 Comments

Press Sees Stealth Goat in 2020 Goat Rodeo!

Posted on May 16, 2018 by

Walking termite buffet Mike Pence is getting some speculation as some sort of Stealth Goat in the 2020 Goat Rodeo. The thinking is that Pence knows that if the Democrats take over Congress, Prznint Stupid is gonna be impeached, especially … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Stealth Goat | 8 Comments

The Horse Race Continues!

Posted on January 9, 2018 by

Our Media has returned to their usual obsession with the Racing Form rather than with content. I’m speaking of course about Oprah. Every outlet I check in the morning is leading with Will Oprah Run stories and head scratchers, analysis … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, media, Stealth Goat | 6 Comments

Trojan Rabbit Alert

Posted on September 2, 2017 by

Keep an eye on this Rep. Tim Ryan (D-OH) fella: “To be competitive globally, we have to reduce the corporate tax rate,” Ryan told The Hill in an interview from his Youngstown, Ohio, district office. “We’re just not competitive globally … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Stealth Goat | 1 Comment

What’s Not Normal Today (Day 225)

Posted on September 1, 2017 by

Some Cream For Your Covfefe Being a Friday, tonight will undoubtedly see some heinous news from the Fourth Reich that they hope will be buried over a long, get-away weekend. Keep your eyes peeled for some 20-sided-dice fuckery. In the … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, 4th Reich, snark, Stealth Goat | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on July 10, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs The states in Jeebusland are fighting abortion access like feral cats in heat. The last remaining abortion clinic in Kentucky is the EMW Women’s Surgical Center in Louisville and it is facing closure when the state … Continue reading →

Posted in Stealth Goat, Y'all Qaeda | 5 Comments

This Exists?

Posted on November 27, 2016 by

For a moment there, I thought it said it was a goat stimulator. Still, nice of the software company to make something for the lonely farmer’s son/daughter in the city. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

Posted in Bad Ideas, Stealth Goat | 8 Comments

2 AM Dorm Room Discussion

Posted on August 18, 2016 by

Our own Big Bad Bald Bastard says: I can’t see the GOP recovering from this… Trump is going to lose badly to Hillary and the base, conditioned to hate Hillary over the past 25 years, is going to blame the … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Stealth Goat | 5 Comments

The Tears of a Clown

Posted on June 6, 2016 by

Have some cheese before surrendering, Mr. French? — I’m Not Running for President By David French [H]ere is a sentence I never thought I’d type: After days of prayer, reflection, and serious study of the possibilities, I am not going … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Bloody Bill Kristol, David French, Stealth Goat, Talentless Hacks | 6 Comments