Category Archives: President Handsome Joe Biden

And Now An Update

Psaki still rules: "Does the president like Meat Loaf?" — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 21, 2022

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Scissorheads asked for it: President Handsome Joe Biden is swinging at the press conference. No more bringing pillows to a gun fight. – Reporter: Are you satisfied with VP Kamala Harris’ work on Voting Rights and will … Continue reading

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Activism: Help President Handsome Joe Biden Twist Some Arms

President Handsome Joe Biden went down to Georgeduh yesterday. If you want to watch the 30-minute speech, here it is; if you want to read it, it’s right here. Now we know this might come as a shock to you, Gentle Readers, … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Activism, Joe Manchin, Kill the Filibuster, Kyrsten Sinema (D-AZ), President Handsome Joe Biden, voting | 1 Comment

Now Listen to This

This is one of President Biden’s best speeches, please find the time to listen. UPDATE 1: The transcript is here.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, President Handsome Joe Biden talked to the nation in the middle of the day (what’s up with that?) and made some pretty big announcements about the Trump-Virus mitigation plans that the administration is, uh, planning (just … Continue reading

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Quit Being Shy, Come Blow Your Own Horn President Handsome Joe Biden!

You know, I wish the White House would do more of this, or at lease do it louder. Let’s give them an assist (From the Axios morning email thingie so the weird formatting and enigmatic bullet usage is theirs): White … Continue reading

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UPDATED: Science Proves The Press Has Been Negative On Joe Biden

Guys, it is NOT your imagination: our Failed Political Press ™ has been more negative on President Handsome Joe Biden that it has been on the twice-impeached insurrectionist Hair Füror. Artificial intelligence can now measure the negativity with precision. At … Continue reading

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President Biden’s Black Friday

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!) email thingie is keeping tabs on President Handsome Joe Biden, who walked around unescorted and mingled with Wee the Peeples, and someone had to file this copy: — Biden spent Black Friday out … Continue reading

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Area Woman Hands Local Man His Ass

Asked if Biden would ever apologize to Kyle Rittenhouse, Psaki notes that Rittenhouse posed for photos with Proud Boys — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 23, 2021 When is she gonna give him a swirly? Jen Psaki the gold standard … Continue reading

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President Biden To Save The USPS!

Axios (weird formatting is all theirs!) tells us: President Biden on Friday announced his nominees to replace two members — and allies of Postmaster General Louis DeJoy — of the USPS board of governors. Why it matters: Biden is replacing … Continue reading

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