Category Archives: President Handsome Joe Biden

Guns Kill People, part infinity

Posted on March 14, 2023 by tengrain

President Handsome Joe Biden is doing what he can to curb gun violence, because he’s sure not getting any help from Republicans: President Biden on Tuesday, during a visit to Monterey Park, Calif., where 11 were shot dead earlier this … Continue reading →

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The Morning Quote

Posted on February 20, 2023 by tengrain

“Putin thought Ukraine was weak and the West was divided. He’s counting on us not sticking together. He was counting on the inability to keep Nato united. He was counting on us not to be able to bring in others … Continue reading →

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Mr. Biden Goes To WEZ

Posted on February 20, 2023 by tengrain

There is only one news story today: President Handsome Joe Biden visited Ukraine. The NYTimes reports on how Handsome Joe got there: Mr. Biden departed the United States on Air Force One for Poland at 4:15 a.m. Eastern on Sunday. … Continue reading →

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About Last Night…

Posted on February 8, 2023 by tengrain

Hire Clowns, Expect a Circus Short version: the speech was pretty good, President Handsome Joe Biden was great, and the Republicans unwittingly made it better by being, well, howler monkeys and circus clowns, er, Republicans. Important Links: The Speech itself … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Elmira Gantry the Possum Queen, K-Mac Kevin McCarthy who is very bad at his job, President Handsome Joe Biden, SOTU | 10 Comments

Rudderless Republicans Hostage-Taking Problem

Posted on February 6, 2023 by tengrain

It is said that women so baffled Sigmund Freud that he asked, with exasperation, what do they want?! We posit that Freud never met a Republican: House Republicans are demanding that President Biden agree to policy concessions in exchange for … Continue reading →

Posted in Hostage Taking Today, K-Mac Kevin McCarthy who is very bad at his job, President Handsome Joe Biden, tax reform, Wingnuttia | 11 Comments

The Absence of Evidence

Posted on February 2, 2023 by tengrain

The FBI has searched President Handsome Joe Biden’s Delaware beach house, and —SURPRISE!— found no hidden classified documents. The search was done with the cooperation of Biden’s attorneys but without alerting Handsome Joe hisself in advance so the sneaky bastid … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 21, 2023 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Regular readers know I am not a fan of Ron Klain, who is the Chief of Staff for Handsome Joe Biden, and apparently a big fan of Queensbury rules of boxing. I won’t bore you with the … Continue reading →

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The Morning Quote

Posted on January 19, 2023 by tengrain

Bang-Bang Boebert has sumpin’ to say: “Kamala Harris is Biden’s shrewd insurance policy.” The implication being that should anything happen to President Handsome Joe Biden, that a Black woman would become the president, and lordy, the Republicans will NOT put … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 13, 2023 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Gym Jordan —the three monkeys rolled into one when he was a coach— sees crimes everywhere now as the chair of the House Judiciary Committee. Jordan has decided to look into the documents that President Handsome Joe … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You to Drink (Documents: Trump v. Biden)

Posted on January 12, 2023 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Our Failed Political Press ™ is doing some of the laziest reporting of their lazy careers right now: some news organization are reporting that the classified documents found at President Handsome Joe Biden’s home and office are … Continue reading →

Posted in espionage, Hair Führer Donald Trump, President Handsome Joe Biden, Talentless Hacks, The lowly worm Peter Doocy | 2 Comments