Category Archives: Pete Buttigieg

About Last Night… Swalwell Tells Biden To Pass The Torch, And Harris Took It

I did not watch the debates last night, and so to sum things up by reading the coverage, I’m reduced to thinking that the only thing that happened is that Sen. Kamala Harris took poll position of the candidates who … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Eric Swalwell, Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Rev. Fishsticks is outraged that there is an open, out-and-proud ‘mo running for the Presidency, and explains to us the hypocrisy on the Left for being outraged that there is a staff-banging serial … Continue reading

Posted in Adulterer, Bryan Fischer, Homophobia, Lindsey Graham's Closet, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pete Buttigieg, Theocrats | 5 Comments

What? Me Worry?

Prznint Stupid shows us again his Mad branding skillz (You’ll soon see what I did there!): “President Donald Trump dismissed Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg on Friday in a single sentence. ‘Alfred E. Neuman cannot become president of the United … Continue reading

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pete Buttigieg | 10 Comments

#CNN Is A #Dumpster Fire

This tweet scrolled past earlier, and I gotta comment: cnn bringing rick santorum on to talk about homophobia, with that chyron, is a fucking choice pic.twitter.com/FFqfeN1rkO — David Mack (@davidmackau) April 26, 2019 I am reminded again that CNN is … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, CNN, Death of the Media, Pete Buttigieg, Rick 'Frothy' Santorum (Ew! Gross!) | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs It took longer than I thought it would for the gawd-bothering fetus-fondlers to realize that Mayor Pete is a real contender, and that there might be ¡GASP! a ‘mo in the White House someday!!11! (emphasis mine) … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Homophobia, Pete Buttigieg, Theocrats, We Don't Serve Your Kind | 8 Comments

Warren’s College Tuition Plans Find Strange Opposition

Senator Professor Warren made a power move and announced her plan to make college more affordable AND to cancel $640 billion of the $1.5 trillion in student debt that is currently outstanding. NYTimes: “Ms. Warren’s sweeping plan has several planks. … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Amy Klobuchar, Elizabeth Warren, Pete Buttigieg | 27 Comments

(UPDATED) 2020 Goat Rodeo News!

Did someone declare that today is Mayor Pete Day? (Pro tip: I’ve read multiple times this morning that one pronounces his surname as “Boot-Edge-Edge.” Seriously, so many times it was annoying.) His publicist needs to work on timing all these … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Andrew Yang, Pete Buttigieg | 16 Comments

The Horse Race Continues

So, some more fundraising totals have come in for this first quarter, and without revealing the amounts (because I’m lazy, but Axios lists them along with how many donors, etc.), here’s the ranking- Bernie Kamala Beto Mayor Pete Amy Corey … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Amy Klobuchar, Bernie Sanders, Beto O'Rourke, Corey Booker, Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg | 1 Comment

Saddle-Up Another Goat: Pete Buttigieg Joins the 2020 Goat Rodeo!

(CNN)Pete Buttigieg, the 37-year-old openly gay mayor of South Bend, Indiana, who served in the Navy during the war in Afghanistan, announced on Wednesday that he is launching an exploratory committee for a 2020 presidential bid…. (Buttigieg’s name is Maltese … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Pete Buttigieg | 7 Comments