Category Archives: Pete Buttigieg

Comin’ Round The Bend…

This is a big development: WASHINGTON — Former Vice President Joe Biden and Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., lead the Democratic presidential field, according to the national NBC News/Wall Street Journal poll’s opening measure of the 2020 horse race. If you … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg | 3 Comments

The Goat Rodeo Enters The Horse Race!

To the extent that money=enthusiasm for candidates, then we should start seeing news about how much money the 2020 Goat Rodeo Contenders have raised, as the quarterly filings are starting to roll in. Axios’ morning email thingie tells us (weird … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Junior Mints Trump, Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg, racism, White Punks on Dope | 6 Comments

About Last Night… Swalwell Tells Biden To Pass The Torch, And Harris Took It

I did not watch the debates last night, and so to sum things up by reading the coverage, I’m reduced to thinking that the only thing that happened is that Sen. Kamala Harris took poll position of the candidates who … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Eric Swalwell, Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Rev. Fishsticks is outraged that there is an open, out-and-proud ‘mo running for the Presidency, and explains to us the hypocrisy on the Left for being outraged that there is a staff-banging serial … Continue reading

Posted in Adulterer, Bryan Fischer, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Homophobia, Lindsey Graham's Closet, Pete Buttigieg, Theocrats | 5 Comments

What? Me Worry?

Prznint Stupid shows us again his Mad branding skillz (You’ll soon see what I did there!): “President Donald Trump dismissed Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg on Friday in a single sentence. ‘Alfred E. Neuman cannot become president of the United … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Pete Buttigieg | 10 Comments

#CNN Is A #Dumpster Fire

This tweet scrolled past earlier, and I gotta comment: cnn bringing rick santorum on to talk about homophobia, with that chyron, is a fucking choice pic.twitter.com/FFqfeN1rkO — David Mack (@davidmackau) April 26, 2019 I am reminded again that CNN is … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, CNN, Death of the Media, Pete Buttigieg, Rick 'Frothy' Santorum (Ew! Gross!) | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs It took longer than I thought it would for the gawd-bothering fetus-fondlers to realize that Mayor Pete is a real contender, and that there might be ¡GASP! a ‘mo in the White House someday!!11! (emphasis mine) … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Homophobia, Pete Buttigieg, Theocrats, We Don't Serve Your Kind | 8 Comments

Warren’s College Tuition Plans Find Strange Opposition

Senator Professor Warren made a power move and announced her plan to make college more affordable AND to cancel $640 billion of the $1.5 trillion in student debt that is currently outstanding. NYTimes: “Ms. Warren’s sweeping plan has several planks. … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Amy Klobuchar, Elizabeth Warren, Pete Buttigieg | 27 Comments

(UPDATED) 2020 Goat Rodeo News!

Did someone declare that today is Mayor Pete Day? (Pro tip: I’ve read multiple times this morning that one pronounces his surname as “Boot-Edge-Edge.” Seriously, so many times it was annoying.) His publicist needs to work on timing all these … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Andrew Yang, Pete Buttigieg | 16 Comments

The Horse Race Continues

So, some more fundraising totals have come in for this first quarter, and without revealing the amounts (because I’m lazy, but Axios lists them along with how many donors, etc.), here’s the ranking- Bernie Kamala Beto Mayor Pete Amy Corey … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Amy Klobuchar, Bernie Sanders, Beto O'Rourke, Corey Booker, Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg | 1 Comment