Category Archives: Michael Bloomberg

The Morning Quote

“Some candidates would weather a pandemic better than others. The less Michael Bloomberg appears anywhere in person, the better he does.” From Electoral Vote

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Can’t Buy Me, Love (The Horse Race, Cont.)

We’ve never before seen attempted election buying like the way Michael Bloomberg is trying to do. Since joining the race, Bloomberg has gone from zero to third place in national polling: In the wake of the Iowa caucuses and heading … Continue reading

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Heathers, Redux

And now we come to the part of the 2020 Goat Rodeo where Mike Bloomberg and Heather Duke, er, Lord Dampnut, hisself Prznint Stupid take their Mean Girls act public: .@realDonaldTrump – we know many of the same people in … Continue reading

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New Hampshire Votes Today

The LATimes email thingie gives us this breaking news: Three remote hamlets voted just after midnight, giving Klobuchar the most Democratic votes so far and Michael R. Bloomberg a victory in a five-person hamlet, even though he wasn’t on the … Continue reading

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Stealth Goat Sees Opening!

Bloomberg wants to join the others living rent-free inside Przninit Stupid’s melon. CBS News asked @MikeBloomberg — who is campaigning in California during the Iowa Caucuses — about his feud with President Trump, and whether people want to see two … Continue reading

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Proof: Bloomberg Is Driving-up Ad Costs

I love/hate pointing out when we are right, Scissorheads, but Tiger Beat tells us that were are vindicated: Bloomberg’s massive ad campaign hikes TV prices for other candidates “Michael Bloomberg’s big-spending, shock-and-awe TV ad campaign has made politicking more expensive … Continue reading

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Report: New Sublet In Stable Jenius’ Head

I hope that everyone living rent-free inside Comrade Stupid’s melon can make room for Mike Bloomberg, who looks to be moving into the penthouse: Mini Mike Bloomberg is spending a lot of money on False Advertising. I was the person … Continue reading

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2020 Goat Rodeo: A Disturbance in the Farce, er, Force

Axios morning email thingie notices a disturbance in The Force (well, the 2020 Goat Rodeo, anyway): Scoop: Bloomberg everywhere “Regular Jimmy Olsens, they are!,” says baby Yoda. Anyway, they continue: Mike Bloomberg’s 2020 campaign will open a field office in … Continue reading

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Handicapping the 2020 Goat Rodeo

I was thinking about candidates who won the Iowa caucuses and then went on to win the White House. Hint: not many! If you exclude the incumbents, the significance of the Iowa Caucus drops to irrelevance pretty quickly: The 2016 … Continue reading

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The Best Gubmint Billionaires Can Buy

Axios morning email thingie leads with a bit on billionaires dominating spending trying to buy the 2020 Goat Rodeo: The 2020 campaigns of the three billionaires running for president have collectively spent about two-thirds of all ad dollars so far, … Continue reading

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