Category Archives: Joe Biden

Trump-Virus Protocols: Compare and Contrast Candidates!

On Thursday handsome Joe Biden’s campaign announced that Kamala Harris’s communications director, along with a member of the flight crew, had tested positive for coronavirus. (Harris has tested negative.) The campaign released a detailed statement about its existing safety protocols … Continue reading

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(UPDATED) About Last Night…

Comcast did not have the internet up and running in time for the debate, but I probably would have only watched Handsome Joe Biden only (after switching off Lord Damp Nut, of course). Anway, from read the assorted analysis and … Continue reading

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Our PSA

Stop what you're doing and watch this new ad from the Biden team. And then make sure you're registered to vote. pic.twitter.com/ToHjMWnD32 — Jordan Finkelstein (@JGFink) October 14, 2020 It’s not Morning in America (thank Dawg Almighty), but it ain’t … Continue reading

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Prznint Stupid Campaigns Pushes Seniors To Biden

This guy is so dumb: pic.twitter.com/wJN4zv0y8O — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 14, 2020 Brilliant move, Biff.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs “Public Advocate president Eugene Delgaudio, announced a social media campaign about to hit the 100,000 support mark for Tucker Carlson, the Fox TV host, to be the host of the next Presidential Debate.” — Public Advocate … Continue reading

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About Last Night…

Dana Bash described it thusly: “What a shitshow,” and I cannot come up with any refinement on that. Someone on Twitter: “Biden came prepared for a debate. Trump came in determined to prevent one.” — It sounds a lot like … Continue reading

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Debate Night Tonight!

Our Failed Political Press is whining that handsome Joe Biden won’t talk to them, because he has been preparing diligently. Meanwhile Prznint Stupid has been golfing, refusing to debate practice, and demanding that Biden pee in a cup. 2020 in … Continue reading

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Pelosi is Always Thinking Ahead

This might be inside baseball, but damn – TBotP email thingie is giving us some real-time preparation for a major merde-show to come: TO GIVE A SENSE OF HOW ABSOLUTELY CRAZY this election is shaping up to be, Speaker NANCY … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

Stable Jeniuses Hey guys, remember how our failed political press was astonished when Lord Damp Nut did so miserably at that townhall event 100 years ago (or was it last week)? Anyway, it looks like they’re starting to notice that … Continue reading

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VOTE!

Following up on The Atlantic article (again), our pals at Electoral Vote go long: We have addressed many of the concerns that David and Gellman raise, and have been dismissive of most. However, Gellman builds a substantial part of his … Continue reading

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