Category Archives: Joe Biden

Another Good Ad

Donald Trump’s ego will cost lives. pic.twitter.com/JNcGny13KO — Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) March 28, 2020 That’s gonna leave a mark.

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About Last Night…

2020 Goat Rodeo Handsome VP Joe Biden did a clean sweep of the three states who voted and 230 Delegates. Sen. Bernie Sanders won 80. There will probably be some more delegates awarded when the mail-in ballots are counted, but … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! It’s our old pal Josh Bernstein’s YouTube Show, and… wait, what’s that? And that’s when I closed the tab.

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Vote Today (Except in Ohio)

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us… Polls will not open for Ohio’s primary election Tuesday after a late-night decision from Gov. Mike DeWine’s administration, effectively upheld by the state Supreme Court, to delay in-person voting until June … Continue reading

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The Horse Race, Cont. (Part Infinity)

Joe Biden is a super-genius because he knew how to get our failed political press to switch their focus away from Bernie during the debate last night: he announced that he will have a women VP on the ticket. And … Continue reading

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About Last Night…

Handsome Joe Biden won four of the six states that were up for grabs (the other two states are mail-in ballots and will release numbers probably later this week), in spite of what Steve Kornacki says: WA is a mail-in … Continue reading

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Well, That’s a Relief

Anthony @Scaramucci: "I'm a Republican for Joe Biden. Because the President's not a Republican… I’m not a Trumpist, I’m an old school Republican like Mitt Romney, old school Republican like George Herbert Walker Bush. I’m not a Trumpist." pic.twitter.com/RrnAOWCrMT — … Continue reading

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Coinkydink? You Be The Judge

But Her Emails U.S. Republican seeks first subpoena in Hunter Biden probe WASHINGTON (Reuters) – Days after Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden scored a major win at his party’s primary in South Carolina, a Republican U.S. senator is seeking the … Continue reading

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About S.C. …

The numbers coming out of South Carolina is the very definition of a blow-out: Candidate Votes Pct. Delegates Joe Biden 255,662 48.4% 36 Bernie Sanders 105,070 19.9% 12 Tom Steyer 59,815 11.3% 0 Pete Buttigieg 43,484 8.2% 0 Elizabeth Warren … Continue reading

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(UPDATED) AP Calls SC Win for Joe Biden

Joe Biden wins South Carolina Democratic primary in his first victory of 2020 campaign. #SCPrimary #Election2020 https://t.co/x8MtepMsr7 — The Associated Press (@AP) March 1, 2020 UPDATE 1: with 100% of precincts reporting (Take THAT caucus states!) Candidate Votes Pct. Delegates … Continue reading

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