Category Archives: Howard Schultz

Howard’s Ending

Unsaddle that Goat Axios scoops: Former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz, who put his independent presidential exploration on hold in June, will tell supporters later this morning that he’s abandoning his campaign but still plans to spend big “to fix our … Continue reading

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Unsaddle that Goat!

Both Sides! Howard gave his front side attention in the spring and now following 3 back surgeries (see what I did there?), centerist Howard Schultz is taking the summer off from his spoiler 2020 Goat Rodeo campaign, fired the most … Continue reading

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Howard Schultz’ Cup Remains Empty

Seattle Times: Howard Schultz didn’t vote on latest Seattle school levies “Even after facing public criticism over his spotty voting record, Howard Schultz failed to vote in this month’s Seattle school-levy election. “King County Elections records show a postage-paid ballot … Continue reading

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Bad Signs, Cont.

Just like Howard Schultz’ goat rodeo entry: cornered. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)

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Local Billionaire CEO Reconsidering Venti-sized Ego-induced Run

Starbucks’ CEO emeritus Howard Schultz is learning that he cannot always get his order right. Fox Bidness News tells us that the man who made his fortune selling us glorified milkshakes and lifestyled pumpkin-spice coffee for $5/shot has a few regrets … Continue reading

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Schultz’ Listening Tour Begins!

Protester stands up almost immediately at Schultz event: "You'll help elect Trump, you billionaire, egotistical asshole. Go back to getting ratio'd on twitter. go back to Davos with the other billionaire elite." — Alexis Levinson (@alexis_levinson) January 29, 2019 So … Continue reading

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Saddle-up Another Goat? Maybe?

Former purveyor of burned coffee wants us to misspell, er, write Howard Schultz on our coffee cups, er, ballots. Schultz launched his book tour (From the Ground Up — get it?! Haw-haw!) on “60 Minutes,” and around the same time … Continue reading

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