Category Archives: Elizabeth Warren

Sen. Prof. Warren to Fox News: ‘Hard Pass’

There’s a lot of reasons I am enjoying Sen. Prof. Warren’s 2020 Goat Rodeo run: she’s not being destructive of the other candidates, strong policy positions (and solutions), and the ability to speak truth to power. This Twitter thread is … Continue reading

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Chase Bank New Slogan, ‘So You Cannot’ ?

For reasons only know to itself, yesterday Chase Bank’s social media team tried to be a cool kid and tweeted (and then deleted) one of those oh-so-hip dialog tweets that the Yutes of Today find so charming: Now, of course … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Bankster Bastards, Bastards, blood sucking leeches, CEO Bastards, Elizabeth Warren | 8 Comments

Warren’s College Tuition Plans Find Strange Opposition

Senator Professor Warren made a power move and announced her plan to make college more affordable AND to cancel $640 billion of the $1.5 trillion in student debt that is currently outstanding. NYTimes: “Ms. Warren’s sweeping plan has several planks. … Continue reading

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Breaking! Warren Calls for Impeaching The Russian Usurper

The severity of this misconduct demands that elected officials in both parties set aside political considerations and do their constitutional duty. That means the House should initiate impeachment proceedings against the President of the United States. — Elizabeth Warren (@ewarren) … Continue reading

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Sen. Prof. Warren Gave Amazon a Sad!

Senator Professor Warren seems to have struck a nerve to get Amazon’s attention (probably more specifically she got the attention of dick pix King Bezos): In response to my plan, Amazon says it “pays all the taxes we are required … Continue reading

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The Horse Race Continues!

[Ed. – Reprised and updated. Sen. Professor Warren’s fundraising numbers are in, $6M Ameros, all small donors.] So, some more fundraising totals have come in for this first quarter, and without revealing the amounts (because I’m lazy, but Axios lists … Continue reading

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Paging Senator Professor Warren

As good Scissorheads, you already know that Warren has been calling for a lot of trust-busting, mostly on technology and banks, but she might want to expand her sights. Axios morning email thingie has some startling numbers that made my … Continue reading

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Comrade Trump Is Afraid of Warren

You don’t have to be Sigmund Freud to understand this exchange: PETE HEGSETH of Fox News: “Do you really think [Sen. Elizabeth Warren] believes she can win?” COMRADE TRUMP: “Well that I don’t know. You’d have to ask her psychiatrist.” … Continue reading

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2020 Goat Rodeo News!

Warren is in, which means the return of the Goat Gifs is imminent.

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The Swift-Canoe’ing of Senator Warren

Charlie Pierce has an excellent post up about the kerfuffle DNA testing of Sen. Warren, which seems to be occupying so much of the Villagers’ inkwells. I think Pierce makes an excellent point (read it through to the end, it … Continue reading

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