Category Archives: Corey Booker

Reform Police

There’s a lot of nuance in the poorly named “Defund Police” movement. Corey Booker explains (try to ignore Upchuck, he’s a distraction from what Booker is saying): “We are overpoliced as a society. We are investing in police, which is … Continue reading

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Unsaddle That Goat!

Corey Booker is out, and the 2020 Goat Rodeo is a whiter shade of pale. I think this makes Yang the last person of color in the race. UPDATE: Deval Patrick is still running. Mea Culpa.

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Corey Booker | 8 Comments

More, Please

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Amy Klobuchar, Bernie Sanders, Beto O'Rourke, Corey Booker, Elizabeth Warren, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, NRA, Pete Buttigieg | 1 Comment

Dems Debate Tonight

The first debate of the 2020 Goat Rodeo is tonight, and it features Senator Professor Warren debating nine nobodies who are never going to be prznint, er, other candidates. Tonight, in addition to Sen. Professor Warren: Sen. Cory Booker (D-N.J.), … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Amy Klobuchar, Beto O'Rourke, Corey Booker, Elizabeth Warren, Jay Inslee, Julian Castro, Stealth Goat, Tim Ryan, Tulsi Gabbard | 3 Comments

The Horse Race Continues

So, some more fundraising totals have come in for this first quarter, and without revealing the amounts (because I’m lazy, but Axios lists them along with how many donors, etc.), here’s the ranking- Bernie Kamala Beto Mayor Pete Amy Corey … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Amy Klobuchar, Bernie Sanders, Beto O'Rourke, Corey Booker, Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg | 1 Comment

Saddle-up Another Goat!

Cory Booker enters the crowded 2020 Goat Rodeo!

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