Category Archives: Bernie Sanders

2020 Goat Rodeo News!

Bernie Sanders has endorsed Joe Biden. I hope that the Bernie Bros will get in line. We need all hands on deck.

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Bye-Bye Bernie

Bernie Sanders has suspended his 2020 Goat Rodeo Campaign. OK, it’s all over but for the shouting. Let’s get it together, Lefties, we got work to do.

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About Last Night…

2020 Goat Rodeo Handsome VP Joe Biden did a clean sweep of the three states who voted and 230 Delegates. Sen. Bernie Sanders won 80. There will probably be some more delegates awarded when the mail-in ballots are counted, but … Continue reading

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Vote Today (Except in Ohio)

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us… Polls will not open for Ohio’s primary election Tuesday after a late-night decision from Gov. Mike DeWine’s administration, effectively upheld by the state Supreme Court, to delay in-person voting until June … Continue reading

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The Horse Race, Cont. (Part Infinity)

Joe Biden is a super-genius because he knew how to get our failed political press to switch their focus away from Bernie during the debate last night: he announced that he will have a women VP on the ticket. And … Continue reading

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About Last Night…

Handsome Joe Biden won four of the six states that were up for grabs (the other two states are mail-in ballots and will release numbers probably later this week), in spite of what Steve Kornacki says: WA is a mail-in … Continue reading

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Report: Weather Weapons Strike 2020 Goat Rodeo!

You guys, Firefighter-prophet-conspiracy theorist Mark Taylor is onto what the corporatist Dems are doing: Mark Taylor, the so-called "firefighter prophet," suspects that the people who control the weather blasted Nashville with tornadoes on Monday night in order to damage Bernie … Continue reading

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Bernie Bros Are A Liability For Sanders

We’ve had our fair share of interactions with the Bernie Bros, so this analysis from the guys at Electoral Vote really rang true to me: It is true that Sanders’ supporters, due to their commitment to him and the ideas … Continue reading

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Pundits Panic

All the morning email thingies have some version of the Democrats in Disarray theme, because: Bernie. Let’s explore! Tiger Beat On the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) leads the way: Good Monday morning. THE BERNIE FREAKOUT BEGINS — “Sanders sends Democratic establishment … Continue reading

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Some Numbers From Nevada

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie) has some analysis of how Nevada broke for Bernie, and it has some really interesting nuggets: Sanders wasn’t supposed to be able to break through with black and brown voters, but the group … Continue reading

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