Category Archives: Amy Klobuchar

The Villagers Rally

Our failed political press tells us that Sen. Amy Klobuchar decided to remove herself from consideration to being Handsome Joe Biden’s VP. Tiger Beat’s morning email thingie: VEEPSTAKES … SEN. AMY KLOBUCHAR (D-Minn.) officially took herself out of the running … Continue reading

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Scratch Klobuchar From The VP Race

No, Sen. Amy Klobuchar did not withdraw her name, but she’s toast: George Floyd’s death in police custody is renewing criticism of Sen. Amy Klobuchar’s (D-Minn.) prosecutorial record. Before she became a senator and a top contender for former Vice … Continue reading

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Unsaddle that Goat! Klobuchar is Out!

The banner at NBC right now:

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New Hampshire Votes Today

The LATimes email thingie gives us this breaking news: Three remote hamlets voted just after midnight, giving Klobuchar the most Democratic votes so far and Michael R. Bloomberg a victory in a five-person hamlet, even though he wasn’t on the … Continue reading

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About Last Night…

I watched some of the debate last night —not all of it!— and I have a few observations to report: George Stephanopoulos is an ass 7 Candidates is still way too many on stage Sweet Baby Jeebus with a bed … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Amy Klobuchar, Andrew Yang, Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Joe Biden, Pete Buttigieg, Tom Steyer | 13 Comments

About Last Night…

I confess I did not watch it. Too many people on stage, and also PBS and Politico? It just didn’t make sense to me, especially since PBS is always worried about offending Republicans who want to defund them, and Tiger … Continue reading

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More, Please

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Dems Debate Tonight

The first debate of the 2020 Goat Rodeo is tonight, and it features Senator Professor Warren debating nine nobodies who are never going to be prznint, er, other candidates. Tonight, in addition to Sen. Professor Warren: Sen. Cory Booker (D-N.J.), … Continue reading

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The Sacred Halls of Nepotism, Exhibit A

Soylent Blonde, Meghan McCain felt a disturbance in the force when 2020 Goat Rodeo contestant Amy Klobuchar invoked the name of Grandpa Walnuts: Klobuchar at a campaign stop in Iowa said she sat between fellow 2020 candidate Sen. Bernie Sanders … Continue reading

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Warren’s College Tuition Plans Find Strange Opposition

Senator Professor Warren made a power move and announced her plan to make college more affordable AND to cancel $640 billion of the $1.5 trillion in student debt that is currently outstanding. NYTimes: “Ms. Warren’s sweeping plan has several planks. … Continue reading

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