Category Archives: Amy Klobuchar

Dems Debate Tonight

The first debate of the 2020 Goat Rodeo is tonight, and it features Senator Professor Warren debating nine nobodies who are never going to be prznint, er, other candidates. Tonight, in addition to Sen. Professor Warren: Sen. Cory Booker (D-N.J.), … Continue reading

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The Sacred Halls of Nepotism, Exhibit A

Soylent Blonde, Meghan McCain felt a disturbance in the force when 2020 Goat Rodeo contestant Amy Klobuchar invoked the name of Grandpa Walnuts: Klobuchar at a campaign stop in Iowa said she sat between fellow 2020 candidate Sen. Bernie Sanders … Continue reading

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Warren’s College Tuition Plans Find Strange Opposition

Senator Professor Warren made a power move and announced her plan to make college more affordable AND to cancel $640 billion of the $1.5 trillion in student debt that is currently outstanding. NYTimes: “Ms. Warren’s sweeping plan has several planks. … Continue reading

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The Horse Race Continues

So, some more fundraising totals have come in for this first quarter, and without revealing the amounts (because I’m lazy, but Axios lists them along with how many donors, etc.), here’s the ranking- Bernie Kamala Beto Mayor Pete Amy Corey … Continue reading

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Media Back to 2016 Tricks

Honest to blog, Sen. Amy Klobuchar is announcing her 2020 Goat Rodeo run, and instead of looking at her policies, Tiger Beat on the Potomac (and others) tell us that she’s a bitch: “MINNEAPOLIS — Sen. Amy Klobuchar is pitching … Continue reading

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