Category Archives: 2020 Goat Rodeo

GOP Convention: ‘Regrets Only’

…and that’s pretty much all Lord Damp Nut is getting, bigly, for his Jacksonville Floriduh nominating convention invite. We already know that Willard is not going and I’m pretty sure our Brat-in-Chief didn’t invite him to his party, that’ll show … Continue reading

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Throwing Stone in Glass Houses

As we noted, Willard’s vestigial spine made a guest appearance condemning Comrade Stupid’s commuting the sentence of convicted felon Roger Stone. Sen. Pat Toomey somehow found a bit of spine and opined on the electric teevee machine: “While I understand … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, 2020 Goat Rodeo, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Roger Stone | 13 Comments

Floriduh Sets New Land-Speed Record For Infection!

NBC Nightly News said that if Floriduah (Motto: “Home of the Newly Wed and the Nearly Dead”) were a country, it would have the world’s fourth-highest tally of new Trump-Virus cases (a record 15,300!) for the 24 hours ending yesterday, … Continue reading

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Stable Jenius: Schools are Important, Wants to Defund Them During Pandemic

Hey guys remember how all week Prznint Stupid has been pushing for schools to reopen so that parents have no excuse to stay home and can return to killing themselves so plutocrats can send their kids to ski in Courchevel. … Continue reading

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Special Delivery For Possum Hollar

And the afternoon email thingie from Politico leads with this chickenshit move from brave, brave, Lord Damp Nut: BREAKING … TRUMP CAMPAIGN SPOX TIM MURTAUGH: “The rally scheduled for Saturday in Portsmouth, New Hampshire has been postponed for safety reasons … Continue reading

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Third Time Isn’t The Charm, Either

This is getting pathetic. So Lord Damp Nut AGAIN guested on Thumbhead’s, er, Sean Hannity’s after school special, er, show, and again was asked about what his plans are for a second term. Now bear in mind, he ALSO was … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Fox News, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Sean Hannity, Talentless Hacks | 6 Comments

‘Learn Their Names’

Learn. Their. Names. pic.twitter.com/lYzH8LIj6d — The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) July 8, 2020 This is pretty muscular, and very good. The Lincoln Project is taking names and kicking ass. Why can’t the Democrats makes ads like this?

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He’s trying to kill us

So this happened: Trump administration sends letter withdrawing U.S. from World Health Organization over coronavirus response The Trump administration has begun the process of withdrawing the United States from the World Health Organization, a move that could hurt the U.N. … Continue reading

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The Worst Person On Earth, cont.

Axios alerts us to what should be great beach reading if we could ever safely go to the beach again: President Trump’s niece writes in her forthcoming book — which Axios has obtained — that on the night her father … Continue reading

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Possum Hollar: Comet Hale-Bopp Would Be Easier

Well, Possum Hollar is totally eff’ed in the dark, according to the MIT newsletter thingie: The news: 239 scientists from 32 countries have written an open letter to the World Health Organization arguing that covid-19 can be transmitted through the air. You might think we … Continue reading

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