Category Archives: 2020 Goat Rodeo

The Big Lie Returns To Wisconsin

Guys, The Big Lie is back in Wisconsin for an encore engagement, in case any of the cheeseheads missed it the first time: Republicans in the state Senate announced Monday they were launching a review of a recently completed audit … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Hair Führer Donald Trump, The Big Lie, Wisconsin | 2 Comments

About Last Night: a Townhall Meeting, Inside Baseball, and Normalizing Obstruction

The big story of last night is that President Handsome Joe Biden spent a lot of time talking about Sens. Manchinema, and how he’s trying ever-so-very-hard to work with them, and how sad he and his wife Jill were when … Continue reading

Posted in Joe Manchin, Kyrsten Sinema (D-AZ), President Handsome Joe Biden | 4 Comments

The War on X-Mas Started Early This Year

Fox News is going all in on President Biden ruining your Christmas more than two months before the holiday. — The Recount (@therecount) October 14, 2021 Let’s see if I got this straight: the generations-long off-shoring and gutting of … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, President Handsome Joe Biden, Socialism vs Capitalism, Talentless Hacks, War on Christmas | 8 Comments

Your Daily Psaki Bomb

.@PressSec: “Why let McConnell off the hook? This is a period of time when we could easily solve this in the next 2 days by allowing Democrats to be the adults in the room despite the fact that Republicans spent … Continue reading

Posted in Jen Psaki | 12 Comments

Executive Privilege Cannot Be Used To Obstruct Justice

President Handsome Joe Biden did something unprecedented and gutsy today: WASHINGTON — The White House on Friday formally blocked an attempt by former President Donald Trump to withhold documents from Congress related to the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol, … Continue reading

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, President Handsome Joe Biden | 7 Comments

Cool Stuff From VP Harris

It’s so cool we have a VP who likes science after 4 years of a theocrat.

Posted in Kamala Harris, Science, Space! | 1 Comment

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News This is why Congress should not be allowed to own individual stocks: While Inquiring on Facebook’s Bottom Line, Hickenlooper is Invested in the Company At today’s hearing with Facebook whistleblower Frances Haugen, Sen. John Hickenlooper chose not … Continue reading

Posted in Best gubmint money can buy, Colorado, Crazeee States, John Hickenlooper | 3 Comments

The Morning Quote

“I hear your frustration. You don’t have to talk to [Manchin and Sinema] as much as I have to talk to them.” —As quoted in Tiger Beat on the Potomac morning email thingie

Posted in Joe Manchin, Kyrsten Sinema (D-AZ), President Handsome Joe Biden | 3 Comments

Show-Me State Shows Us

The Big Lie continues to pay dividends to Hair Füror’s 2024 Goat Rodeo ambitions, as Missouri’s disgraced former governor and current senate candidate Eric Greitens distinguishes himself (in ways other than being the Show-Me state’s most notable blackmailer and bondage impresario): “Despite … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Eric Greitens, Missouri, Sex fiends, The Big Lie | 3 Comments

Handsome Joe Is Not Going To Help Hair Füror, D’uh

Guys, President Handsome Joe Biden will not use executive privilege to shield Hair Füror’s participation in the Stupid Coup. PSAKI says Biden has decided he will NOT invoke executive privilege on Trump's behalf to shield any of his White House … Continue reading

Posted in Insurrection, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, President Handsome Joe Biden, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 2 Comments