Category Archives: 2020 Goat Rodeo

Wingnuttia Enters Campaign Season, Limping

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) afternoon email thingie gives us another offering from the No D’uh files: REPUBLICANS’ NEW FEAR … SELF-INFLICTED WOUNDS — Up until a few weeks ago, Republicans were feeling a bit better about their … Continue reading

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Press Sees Stealth Goat in 2020 Goat Rodeo!

Walking termite buffet Mike Pence is getting some speculation as some sort of Stealth Goat in the 2020 Goat Rodeo. The thinking is that Pence knows that if the Democrats take over Congress, Prznint Stupid is gonna be impeached, especially … Continue reading

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Why Don’t The GOP Hold Thar Convention In Possum Hollar The Walmart Parking Lot, Y’all?

It seems the 2020 Goat Rodeo has already hit a roadblock: none of the top tier cities wants to host the GOP convention. “Cities across the country are turning down the opportunity to host the 2020 Republican National Convention, where … Continue reading

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Comrade Stupid: The Grift That Keeps On Grifting

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us: “Donations to Donald Trump’s campaign operation surged to $20 million during the first three months of the year, new campaign finance filings show, in the wake of Republicans’ December victory in … Continue reading

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The Yutes of Today, Bravo!

From the Axios morning email thingie: “A new national poll of America’s 18- to 29-year-olds by Harvard’s Institute of Politics (IOP), located at the Kennedy School of Government, finds a marked increase in the number of young Americans who indicate … Continue reading

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Our Claim Chowder is Served (Trade Wars)

China imposes tariffs on 128 items of imports from the U.S. including pork and fruit products starting Monday as a countermeasure in response to a previous U.S. move to slap tariffs on steel and aluminum imports: Ministry of Finance pic.twitter.com/qCYJLlobzR … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs ALIPAC wants Ann Coulter in 2020 Goat Rodeo I cannot even…

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Hair Führer Must Have His Dumb Wall

Comrade Stupid had to think of something. Everyone knows that his base of racists and imbeciles demand a Wall to keep them swarthy furriners out and good paying jobs in (selling meth under the bridge down by Walmart), and he negotiated … Continue reading

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Trump Went To Cali, And All I Got Was A Stupid Wall

If we don’t have a wall system, we’re not going to have a country. Congress must fund the BORDER WALL & prohibit grants to sanctuary jurisdictions that threaten the security of our country & the people of our country. We … Continue reading

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We’re F***’ed In The Dark

CNN tells us… “US Cyber Command chief Adm. Mike Rogers told lawmakers on Tuesday that he has not been granted the authority by President Donald Trump to disrupt Russian election hacking operations where they originate. “Asked by Democratic Sen. Jack … Continue reading

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