Category Archives: 2020 Goat Rodeo

The Swift-Canoe’ing of Senator Warren

Charlie Pierce has an excellent post up about the kerfuffle DNA testing of Sen. Warren, which seems to be occupying so much of the Villagers’ inkwells. I think Pierce makes an excellent point (read it through to the end, it … Continue reading

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Don’t Get Mad, Get Everything*

Everyone is entitled to a day off to lick wounds and sob into pillows. We will not rehash our assorted reasons for why we need this time to mourn, be we acknowledge that what you feel is real. So today … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, 2020 Goat Rodeo, Stealth Goat | 16 Comments

Grifters Gotta Grift, Part Infinity

The NYTimes understands that the big article is (as the kids all say): tl;dr, so they created a handy cut-out-and-keep 11-point take-away! The Trumps’ tax maneuvers show a pattern of deception, tax experts say Donald Trump began reaping wealth from … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, 4th Reich, Andrew Cuomo, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, NY Times, Tax Cheat | 7 Comments

Somewhere, Putin is Smiling

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) has an article that is sure to be ignored by Republicans who see vote rigging as a feature and not as a bug: A malicious hacker could alter the outcome of a U.S. … Continue reading

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Manafort Flips

One-man crime wave—and noted fashionista—Paul Manafort — whom we know took notes on his phone during the infamous Trump Tower meeting with Natalia And the Russians (best Russian New Wave band of  July 2016) — has agreed to tell all he knows … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, 2020 Goat Rodeo, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Paul 'Putin's Pal' Manafort | 2 Comments

The Horse Race, Cont.

SCOTUS nominee Brett Kavanaugh appears on track to be confirmed by the end of the month. “You’re gonna get confirmed,” GOP Sen. Lindsey Graham told him. “You’re gonna make it.” What is remarkable looking at the morning news is that … Continue reading

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Walnuts Mavericks AZ One Last Time

The Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan’s Gov. Doug Ducey  chose former Arizonastan Senator Jon Kyl (R) to replace the still-dead Grandpa Walnuts, the ol’ maverick hisself couldn’t have done better! The Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan is filled to the rim of … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Grandpa Walnuts | 1 Comment

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein wants us to know… well, I’ll let him tell you all about it: Yeah, Josh, removing the Russian Usurper will unite the right… oh, wait. That’s right. Let’s … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, 2020 Goat Rodeo, 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, ITMFA | 10 Comments

Trump’s War on Algorithms, Cont.

You guys, the Russian Usurper continues his War on Algorithms! Anyway, somehow, against all odds, Comrade Stupid has figured out how to embed media in his tweets, and so one wonders if cat videos can be far behind. Anyway, this … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, 2020 Goat Rodeo, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Facebook or Faceberg, Instagram, Junior Mints Trump, Social Media, Steve Bannon, Twitter, War on Algorithms | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs So who is Dude? From his website, Great News For America: “Dr. Lameiro is an author, philosopher, economist, and engineer. He is the author of four books and is a popular Talk Radio show guest that … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, 2018 Pie Fight, 2020 Goat Rodeo | 3 Comments