Category Archives: 2020 Goat Rodeo

Happy Birthday Sen. Corey Gardner

Denver Post: John Hickenlooper is running for U.S. Senate: “I’m not done fighting for the people of Colorado” “I’ve always said Washington was a lousy place for a guy like me who wants to get things done – but this … Continue reading

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Unsaddle That Goat! Inslee is Out(slee)

Washington State Governor Jay Inslee has dropped out of the 2020 Goat Rodeo saying “it has become clear I’m not going to be carrying the ball. I’m not going to become president.” Inslee did not qualify for the second rounds … Continue reading

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Stable Genius Still Not Stable, Nor Genius: Guns Edition

Our Stable Genius has said that he was serious about bucking the Gundamentalists and Ammosexuals in the New Confederacy and pushing Congress to create a new background-check system for gun purchases: “Republicans and Democrats must come together and get strong … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Ammosexuals, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, NRA, wayne lapierre | 3 Comments

(UPDATED) It’s the Economy, [Prznint] Stupid

As everyone knows, Comrade Stupid is running for re-election and his central message is that his mango-hued skin is natural, er, the economy is great so voters shouldn’t eff with it and vote in a godless socialist. And as you … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Larry Kudlow, The Baghdad Bob of Economics, The Miracle of the Trump Economy | 6 Comments

The Buck Stops Anywhere But Here

Axios morning email thingie reports that David Navarro (literally found on Amazon because of a crank book he wrote on China), who plays Robbin to Stupid’s Tariffman, went on the Sunday Talkies on the electric TeeVee machine and lied his … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, The Miracle of the Trump Economy | 11 Comments

Stable Genius: ‘Remain Calm, All Is Well’

We are learning that Prznint Buy-n-Sell, Defender of the Good and Easy To Win Trade Wars, had a conference call with the bankers as the Market plunged on Wednesday. As you can imagine it went down like a fine Trump … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hair Füror has successfully pressured Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to bar Reps. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) and Rashida Tlaib (D-Mich.) from entering Israel. As The NYTimes put it, “Mr. Trump’s decision to recommend that another country … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, racism, White Punks on Dope | 11 Comments

The Adventures of Tariffman Continues!

Prznint McDeals has postponed his latest round of tariffs from September 1 until December 15, and you might be surprised why: “No, we’re doing this for Christmas season, just in case some of the tariffs would have an impact on … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, The Miracle of the Trump Economy, Trade Wars | 10 Comments

NYTimes: Time To Unsaddle Hickenlooper’s Goat?

NYTimes tells us: “Former Gov. John Hickenlooper of Colorado is in discussions about ending his presidential bid and entering the race for his state’s Republican-held Senate seat, potentially giving Democrats a strong candidate in a race they must win to … Continue reading

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#MoscowMitch: Comrade Trump’s ‘Wingman’

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie: With Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell up for reelection next year, the Kentucky Republican has deployed a new strategy to lead him to victory: recasting himself as a Trump wingman, … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper | 6 Comments