Category Archives: 2020 Goat Rodeo

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs You guys, self-proclaimed firefighter-prophet Mark Taylor is onto us! So-called "firefighter prophet" Mark Taylor says that when Trump was jeered by the crowd paying respects to Ruth Bader Ginsburg last week, "those were demonic manifestations from … Continue reading

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And A Scream Is Heard Across The Land!

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Pelosi is Always Thinking Ahead

This might be inside baseball, but damn – TBotP email thingie is giving us some real-time preparation for a major merde-show to come: TO GIVE A SENSE OF HOW ABSOLUTELY CRAZY this election is shaping up to be, Speaker NANCY … Continue reading

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Death and Taxes

The NYTimes got their filthy, hippie paws on Lord Damp Nut’s taxes, and you should read this thread from beginning to end: 1. Breaking: The New York Times has obtained tax-return data extending over more than two decades for Mr. … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Grifters Gotta Grift, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Tax Cheat | 21 Comments

What’s The Rush, Lindsey?

Axios gives us a hint of the mad dash that Senatorette Lady G is going to make to cram Justice Gilead onto the court: Senate Judiciary Committee Chair Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) told Fox News Saturday he expects confirmation hearings on … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Choice, Forced Birth, Justice Amy Coathanger Barrett, Pandemics, supreme court, War on Women | 9 Comments

The Morning Quote

Stable Jeniuses Hey guys, remember how our failed political press was astonished when Lord Damp Nut did so miserably at that townhall event 100 years ago (or was it last week)? Anyway, it looks like they’re starting to notice that … Continue reading

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Talk About Absentee Voting!

NASA astronaut plans to vote from space: ‘I think it’s really important’ Says NASA astronaut Kate Rubins: “It’s critical to participate in our democracy. We consider it an honor to be able to vote from space, and so we fill … Continue reading

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Field Commander Junior Mints Wants YOU!

Guys, Junior Mints wants YOU! I dunno whether or not he was in the depths of a binge when he recorded it, or stung by bees, or maybe Daddy finally hugged him and he’s overcome with emotion? Anyway, this is … Continue reading

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‘And You Are No Lady’

Shorter Lady G: “Usually my gentlemen callers leave a generous tip on the dresser.” Longer: “I’m getting overwhelmed,” Graham told conservative talk-show host Sean Hannity Thursday night. “LindseyGraham.com. Help me. They’re killing me, money-wise. Help me. You helped me last … Continue reading

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I’m Dying Here

Every single hour in South Carolina, Lindsey Graham is being violently out-fundraised. But you can help stop the suffering. pic.twitter.com/9rDS5naJ4V — The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) September 25, 2020  

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham | 13 Comments