Category Archives: 2020 Goat Rodeo

Area Man Embarrassed

““It makes us look like idiots. Looking back, I didn’t think it would be this ridiculous. It’s embarrassing to be a state senator at this point.” — Republican Arizona state Sen. Paul Boyer on the “Cyber Ninja” 2020 Goat Rodeo … Continue reading

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Surprise 2020 Goat Rodeo Update!

Not making this up, pinky-swear: QAnon Has an Alarming New Plan to Steal Arizona for Trump It had to be the Terrible Sand People of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan, right? Anyway, what are they up to besides looking … Continue reading

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News From The Election ‘Audit’ in Arizona

And now an update from the Cyber Ninja “audit” happening now in the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan: Arizona audit postpones voter interview plan that raised Justice Department concerns ¡GASP! you mean that once the Feds said No Voter Intimidation, … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, The Big Lie, The Stupid Coup | 7 Comments

Lots’a Luck, Rudy

Grifters Gotta Grift Ex-Prznint Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer ™ Rudy Giuliani is trying to get his Accounts Receivable to receive payment from Lord Damp Nut’s Accounts Payable: “As a federal investigation into Rudy Giuliani escalates, his advisers have been pressing aides … Continue reading

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Wrong-Again Rudy Is In Big Trouble, Allegedly

Twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer ™ Rudy Giuliani is the subject of two interesting stories that assert that he’s totally eff’ed in the dark, and his deadbeat client TFG is in trouble too. Both authors are experts and take … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, The Stupid Coup, Wrong-Again Rudy | 9 Comments

Pathetic Loser is Pathetic, Also: Loser

Good lord, this rancid racist, twice-impeached LOSER ex-prznint Stupid is workshopping his Marley’s Ghost tribute: The one time leader of the free world who now lives alone in a hotel sharing buffets, common areas, and staff with strangers, yearns for … Continue reading

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About Last Night…

Guys did you know that President Handsome Joe Biden addressed both houses of Congress last night? It’s true! (You can watch it here, or read the transcript here.) President Biden began by acknowledging that for the first time ever there are … Continue reading

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President Biden Breaks Records

Hey guys, remember when TFG told us all that Handsome Joe Biden would CRASH the US economy if he (Lord Damp Nut) was not re-elected? That we would all be living in refrigerator boxes down by the river and boiling … Continue reading

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Trump-Virus Round-up

And as long as we are starting our morning with the Trump-Virus (thanks a lot, Tucker): Thank you President Handsome Joe Biden America will begin sharing its entire stock of AstraZeneca COVID-19 vaccines with the world once it clears federal safety … Continue reading

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The Big Lie, Continued

Meanwhile, in the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan… Cyber Ninjas, hired by Arizona Senate to recount Maricopa County’s ballots, asks court to keep its procedures secret First off, Cyber Ninjas is a hysterical name that about 20 years ago would … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Politics, Rat-Effing | 10 Comments