Category Archives: 2020 Goat Rodeo

Eat The Rich, Part Infinity

CNN tells us that while we proles cannot have $15 Amers/hr, we might be able to get our pound of flesh elsewhere: Elizabeth Warren proposes wealth tax on ‘ultra-millionaires’ Now that Democrats control the White House and Congress, President Joe … Continue reading

Posted in Billionaire Bastards, Elizabeth Warren, Tax Cheat, tax reform, Taxes | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News So the question is, can Ginny Thomas drink water while husband Clarence dissents?   Dissent by Justice Thomas in election case draws fire for revisiting baseless Trump fraud claims “In an 11-page dissent from the court’s decision not to … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Clarance Thomas, Sam Alito, SCOTUS | 9 Comments

President Biden Speaks

Please watch: That’s a Biden speech for the ages. No one else could do that.

Posted in Pandemics, President Handsome Joe Biden | 8 Comments

No Sleep For The Wicked

Big day for legal stories: Dominion Voting Systems sues MyPillow Inc. CEO Mike Lindell Dominion Voting Systems has sued MyPillow Inc. CEO Mike Lindell, alleging $1.2 billion in damages to its brand for defamatory comments Lindell repeatedly made about the … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 6 Comments

That Takes Some Brass

Imma park this quote from amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell’s W$J editorial here: “There is no question former President Trump bears moral responsibility. His supporters stormed the Capitol because of the unhinged falsehoods he shouted into the world’s largest megaphone. His … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Insurrection, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 4 Comments

A Word From Our President

I missed this last night: It was nearly two weeks ago that Jill and I paid our respects to Capitol Police officer Brian Sicknick, who laid in honor in the Rotunda after losing his life protecting the Capitol from a … Continue reading

Posted in President Handsome Joe Biden | 8 Comments

Guess What, Media? The Country is United!

Missing the Story Our failed political press does it again: NEW from @CBSNewsPoll: Large majorities of Democrats, Republicans, and independents, as well as Americans of all income levels, would approve of a new COVID relief package. pic.twitter.com/tHYWVqWafL — Ed O'Keefe … Continue reading

Posted in blog whoring, Our Failed Political Press, President Handsome Joe Biden | 7 Comments

Find the Kraken!

Noted conspiracy theorist and defendant in a $1.3B Amero defamation lawsuit filed by Dominion Voting Systems, former Trump lawyer Sidney Powell has been dodging process servers, per Tiger Beat: Facing a more than $1.3 billion defamation lawsuit from Dominion Voting … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, 4th Reich | 15 Comments

Save the USPS!

Kinda unbelievable, but what else is new? Trump’s Postmaster General wants to stay on the job, but his days in the Biden administration may be numbered Washington (CNN)Embattled Postmaster General Louis DeJoy has told those close to him he wants … Continue reading

Posted in Postmaster General Louis DeJoy, President Handsome Joe Biden, Save the USPS | 12 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Hey guys, remember that time Hair Füror tried to shake down the Georgia Secretary of State? (“Find me 11,780 votes [insert vague threat here]”) What a dope: Georgia secretary of state’s office launches investigation into Trump’s phone … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 5 Comments