Category Archives: 2020 Goat Rodeo

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Brother Pierce at Esquire mentioned long ago that there is a terrible Prion Disease in the Republican Party and clearly it has spread to the Terrible Beer Kingdom of Wisconsinski: Wisconsin Republican expands 2020 election investigation MADISON, … Continue reading

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He’s Eff’ed, Part II

You want a smoking gun with fingerprints and witnesses? The House Oversight Committee released handwritten notes by former Deputy Attorney General Richard Donoghue of a call with former Attorney General Jeffrey Rosen and Donald Trump on Dec. 27, 2020 in which … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Whatever it was that got into the water in the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan has now spread to Wisconsinski, too/also. Wisconsin Republican promises forensic election audit MADISON, Wis. (AP) — The Republican head of the Wisconsin … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Mein Pillow Guy, billionaire Mike Lindell went on Steve Bannon’s show to let us know that when he presents his evidence at his symposium, well, the Russian Usurper will be reinstalled as przninit (or something): Got that? After the U.S. … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Conspiracy Theorists, Kamala Harris, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Nancy Pelosi, President Handsome Joe Biden, Q-spiracy, The Big Lie | 11 Comments

Industrial-Strength Trolling

This is how you troll Lord Damp Nut without saying a word: Lol pic.twitter.com/hXbXUWmObg — Acyn (@Acyn) July 24, 2021   More, please.

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Whaddup, Pennsylvania?

It seems that the stupidity disease in the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan has contationed (is too a vurb!) its neighbor state of Pennsyltucky (I’m told that there is nothing between those states as determined by us coastal elites). Yup, … Continue reading

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The Fraudit is a Fraud As Proven By Science

We all know that the Big Lie is a big lie told by a big liar, amiright? Anyway, the AP (again! they are on a roll today) did their own investigation into the Fraudit being conducted by the Terrible Sand … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Liars, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 7 Comments

‘Eff Him’, Rupert Grunted

Michael Wolff’s new book Landslide features a scene in which Lachlan Murdoch —the young reactionary currently running OG Pravda, er, Fox News— got a call from Fox’s election desk saying it was ready to announce Handsome Joe Biden had won the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News The Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan continues to distinguish themselves. You see, before there was the Fraudit, there was Prznint Stupid and his Stupidest Lawyer ™ Rudy Giuliani, and former failed-appointed senator Kelli Ward (now the TSKoA … Continue reading

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The Treachery of Bill Barr, part infinity

There is a burning dumpster full of previously unreported news in Jonathan Karl’s upcoming book on the final months of the 4th Reich. And thanks a lot for saving it for your goddamn book. Here’s the pull-quote of the moment: … Continue reading

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