Category Archives: 2020 Goat Rodeo

Saddle-Up Another Goat For Bill Weld, #NeverTrumpers!

Posted on February 16, 2019 by

This one is really interesting, perhaps important: former (Libertarian now Republican) Massachusetts governor Bill Weld is going to challenge Comrade Trump for the GOP nomination. “I hope to see the Republican Party assume once again the mantle of being the … Continue reading →

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Media Back to 2016 Tricks

Posted on February 10, 2019 by

Honest to blog, Sen. Amy Klobuchar is announcing her 2020 Goat Rodeo run, and instead of looking at her policies, Tiger Beat on the Potomac (and others) tell us that she’s a bitch: “MINNEAPOLIS — Sen. Amy Klobuchar is pitching … Continue reading →

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Endorsements!

Posted on February 6, 2019 by

Tulsi Gabbard got an unusual endorsement: Tulsi Gabbard is currently the only Presidential candidate who doesn't want to send White children off to die for Israel. pic.twitter.com/NN2dyHVFia — David Duke (@DrDavidDuke) February 5, 2019 And that’s all Imma say.

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The Radical Centrists Dilemma: 2020 Goat Rodeo!

Posted on February 4, 2019 by

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) has a post up about how the Centrist Dims are all holding back waiting for the Bolsheviks, er, progressives to stumble: “Beto O’Rourke has no timetable for deciding if he’ll run for president. … Continue reading →

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Bad Signs, Cont.

Posted on February 1, 2019 by

Just like Howard Schultz’ goat rodeo entry: cornered. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)

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Local Billionaire CEO Reconsidering Venti-sized Ego-induced Run

Posted on February 1, 2019 by

Starbucks’ CEO emeritus Howard Schultz is learning that he cannot always get his order right. Fox Bidness News tells us that the man who made his fortune selling us glorified milkshakes and lifestyled pumpkin-spice coffee for $5/shot has a few regrets … Continue reading →

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Saddle-up Another Goat!

Posted on February 1, 2019 by

Cory Booker enters the crowded 2020 Goat Rodeo!

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Schultz’ Listening Tour Begins!

Posted on January 29, 2019 by

Protester stands up almost immediately at Schultz event: "You'll help elect Trump, you billionaire, egotistical asshole. Go back to getting ratio'd on twitter. go back to Davos with the other billionaire elite." — Alexis Levinson (@alexis_levinson) January 29, 2019 So … Continue reading →

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Comrade Trump Walled-Off

Posted on January 28, 2019 by

Good news for George Herbert Walker Bush: As of today, he is no longer the biggest wimp ever to serve as President of the United States. — Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) January 25, 2019 You’d think she’d have seen the Gillette … Continue reading →

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Saddle-up Another Goat? Maybe?

Posted on January 28, 2019 by

Former purveyor of burned coffee wants us to misspell, er, write Howard Schultz on our coffee cups, er, ballots. Schultz launched his book tour (From the Ground Up — get it?! Haw-haw!) on “60 Minutes,” and around the same time … Continue reading →

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