Category Archives: 2020 Goat Rodeo

Warren Announces Her Senate Run

We’ve won some big victories for working families in Massachusetts and across the country, but there’s a lot more to do. So today I’m making it official: I’m running for re-election to keep up the fight. — Elizabeth Warren … Continue reading

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History Will Repeat Itself, Mark Halperin

One of the comments I have heard this weekend is that indicting Trump will only make him stronger. “Lay-off the Star Wars, Obi-Wan,” I think to myself. And then to confirm that I am right, lo! no one other than … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Mark Halperin, Newsmax, Talentless Hacks | 3 Comments

‘Hair Füror On Line 1′

The Georgeduh Grand Jury heard a THIRD phone call, and they got it on tape: The Fulton County special grand jury, which investigated Trump’s actions in the state after the 2020 election, heard the recording of Trump’s call to David … Continue reading

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Guns Kill People, part infinity

President Handsome Joe Biden is doing what he can to curb gun violence, because he’s sure not getting any help from Republicans: President Biden on Tuesday, during a visit to Monterey Park, Calif., where 11 were shot dead earlier this … Continue reading

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Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Is Banking On Jerome Powell

Of the many things to note in the fallout of the weekend bank(s) collapse is that SVB had been selling off its assets at a loss to cover deposits, and had been doing this for months. Bloomberg notes “that all the … Continue reading

Posted in Bankster Bastards, Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, CEO Bastards, Elizabeth Warren, Peter Thiel, Rat Bastards | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News I told you it was going to be a day of Domestic Tuckerism. Anyway, House Republicans are playing Keep-Away: McCarthy’s GOP tries to move on from Tucker Carlson-Jan. 6 drama Mere hours after Tucker Carlson’s latest segment … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Fox News, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Legitimate Political Discourse, People Dumber than Dolphins, Talentless Hacks, The Stupid Coup, Tucker Carlson | 4 Comments

Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Day

Buttigieg: Well, the strange thing about hearing that from Senator Rubio is that the last time I had gotten a communication from him about railroad regulation was when he had signed a letter asking us to weaken our inspection practices. … Continue reading

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Now and Then, Then and Now

You know how this goes. (All quotes are from Truth Social, no links for obvious reasons.) First the Now: “This Georgia case is ridiculous, a strictly political continuation of the greatest Witch Hunt of all time. Now you have an … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Georgeduh, Hair Führer Donald Trump, The Big Lie | 8 Comments

The Morning Quote

“Putin thought Ukraine was weak and the West was divided. He’s counting on us not sticking together. He was counting on the inability to keep Nato united. He was counting on us not to be able to bring in others … Continue reading

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Mr. Biden Goes To WEZ

There is only one news story today: President Handsome Joe Biden visited Ukraine. The NYTimes reports on how Handsome Joe got there: Mr. Biden departed the United States on Air Force One for Poland at 4:15 a.m. Eastern on Sunday. … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Pooty-Poot Putin, President Handsome Joe Biden, Ukraine War | 12 Comments