Category Archives: 2020 Goat Rodeo

Warren Has A Plan For That

When Kamala Harris was still in the 2020 Goat Rodeo, much of my enthusiasm for her Law & Order candidacy was that I bet she would stand up for the rule of law and prosecute the bastards in the 4th … Continue reading

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Joe Biden Schools Our Failed Political Press

This is really great, and good on Joe Biden for demanding accuracy from our failed Political Press: A day before the opening of President Donald Trump’s Senate impeachment trial, former Vice President Joe Biden’s campaign is issuing a pre-emptive strike, … Continue reading

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Proof: Bloomberg Is Driving-up Ad Costs

I love/hate pointing out when we are right, Scissorheads, but Tiger Beat tells us that were are vindicated: Bloomberg’s massive ad campaign hikes TV prices for other candidates “Michael Bloomberg’s big-spending, shock-and-awe TV ad campaign has made politicking more expensive … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Badvertising, Death of the Media, Kamala Harris, Michael Bloomberg | 5 Comments

About Last Night…

I didn’t watch, but as a read the Greatest Hits pieces the thing that strikes me is what was left out: from Iowa, in the farm belt and near the rust belt I don’t see any mention of the Trade … Continue reading

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Report: New Sublet In Stable Jenius’ Head

I hope that everyone living rent-free inside Comrade Stupid’s melon can make room for Mike Bloomberg, who looks to be moving into the penthouse: Mini Mike Bloomberg is spending a lot of money on False Advertising. I was the person … Continue reading

Posted in Affordable Care Act, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Michael Bloomberg | 16 Comments

Debate Night Tonight!

Tonight’s debate (9 p.m. ET on CNN) is the last debate before the Feb. 3 Iowas caucuses, so it’s being called the most important night of the 2020 Goat Rodeo so far. Hosts CNN and the Des Moines Register announced … Continue reading

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Unsaddle That Goat!

Corey Booker is out, and the 2020 Goat Rodeo is a whiter shade of pale. I think this makes Yang the last person of color in the race. UPDATE: Deval Patrick is still running. Mea Culpa.

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Corey Booker | 8 Comments

Unsaddle That Goat!

Novelty 2020 Goat Rodeo Contender Marianne Williamson has concluded her book/lecture tour.

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‘Oops,’ Part Infinity

According to Andrew Bosworth –the head of Facebook’s virtual and augmented reality division and who was in charge of Facebook’s advertising efforts during the 2016 election– letting advertisers lie to customers on Facebook is super-cool, you know, as long as … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, 2020 Goat Rodeo, Facebook or Faceberg, Social Media, The Death of the Social Media | 8 Comments

Nikki Haley Makes Her Move!

She’s the worst: “You don’t see anyone standing up for Iran. You’re not hearing any of the Gulf members. You’re not hearing China. You’re not hearing Russia,” Haley said. “The only ones that are mourning the loss of Soleimani are … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Nikki Haley | 9 Comments