Category Archives: 2020 Goat Rodeo

Good News For John McCain!

Posted on April 17, 2019 by

As we’ve long said, the fundraising totals for the 2020 Goat Rodeo are meaningless at this point EXCEPT to our failed media, who use the totals of Ameros raised to decide who to take seriously. And of course, our failed … Continue reading →

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Important Goat Rodeo News!

Posted on April 15, 2019 by

The LATimes tells us that Prznint Stupid’s 2020 Goat Rodeo re-election campaign will report that it raised more than $30M Ameros in the first quarter of 2019, edging out the top two Democratic rivals combined. “The Trump campaign said nearly 99% … Continue reading →

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The Horse Race Continues!

Posted on April 14, 2019 by

[Ed. – Reprised and updated. Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand’s fundraising numbers are in, $3M Ameros.] So, some more fundraising totals have come in for this first quarter, and without revealing the amounts (because I’m lazy, but Axios lists them along with … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Kirsten Gillibrand | 12 Comments

(UPDATED) 2020 Goat Rodeo News!

Posted on April 14, 2019 by

Did someone declare that today is Mayor Pete Day? (Pro tip: I’ve read multiple times this morning that one pronounces his surname as “Boot-Edge-Edge.” Seriously, so many times it was annoying.) His publicist needs to work on timing all these … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Andrew Yang, Pete Buttigieg | 16 Comments

Sen. Prof. Warren Gave Amazon a Sad!

Posted on April 12, 2019 by

Senator Professor Warren seems to have struck a nerve to get Amazon’s attention (probably more specifically she got the attention of dick pix King Bezos): In response to my plan, Amazon says it “pays all the taxes we are required … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, blood sucking leeches, CEO Bastards, Elizabeth Warren | 4 Comments

The Horse Race Continues!

Posted on April 10, 2019 by

[Ed. – Reprised and updated. Sen. Professor Warren’s fundraising numbers are in, $6M Ameros, all small donors.] So, some more fundraising totals have come in for this first quarter, and without revealing the amounts (because I’m lazy, but Axios lists … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Elizabeth Warren | 2 Comments

Worst. Bond Villain. Ever. (Part Infinity)

Posted on April 10, 2019 by

Earlier this month, House Ways and Means Committee chairman Richard Neal formally asked the IRS to provide six years of Prznint McGrifter’s personal tax returns, and the returns of some of his bidnesses, to Democrats who are investigating his financial … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Tax Cheat | 4 Comments

Comrade Prznint Stupid Takes a Swing At America’s Favorite Pastime

Posted on April 9, 2019 by

Comrade Trump has struck out Major League Baseball’s agreement with the Cuban Baseball Federation, which made it easier for Cuban players to enter the U.S. legally without needing to defect. Makes me wonder if this is because our Grifter-in-Chief has … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, sports | 9 Comments

Saddle-up Another Goat: Eric Swalwell becomes the 18th Democrat in the 2020 presidential race.

Posted on April 8, 2019 by

If starting your weekend with baby goats on a seesaw is wrong then I don't want to be right. pic.twitter.com/O4KoIocKfW — Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) March 30, 2019 (Goat tip: Scissorhead Bluegal)

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The Horse Race Continues

Posted on April 8, 2019 by

So, some more fundraising totals have come in for this first quarter, and without revealing the amounts (because I’m lazy, but Axios lists them along with how many donors, etc.), here’s the ranking- Bernie Kamala Beto Mayor Pete Amy Corey … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Amy Klobuchar, Bernie Sanders, Beto O'Rourke, Corey Booker, Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg | 1 Comment