Category Archives: 2020 Goat Rodeo

About That War Tax

2020 Goat Rodeo contender Beto O’Rourke dropped a policy proposal today to care for veterans, and it includes something called a “war tax.” And as you can guess from the name, it proposes some sort of market-based means to pay … Continue reading

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GOP Seeks Small Donors: Millionaires

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) has this little nubbin up today: “Republicans are set to launch a long-awaited, much-delayed online fundraising platform on Monday, a move aimed at closing Democrats’ massive small-donor money advantage ahead of the 2020 … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs MAGA broadcaster Brenden Dilley says that the "first rule" of getting Trump re-elected in 2020 is make stuff up: "It doesn't have to be true, it just has to go viral." pic.twitter.com/4wl03Lcz0o — Right Wing Watch … Continue reading

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Tread Cautiously.

I’ve been asked repeatedly what my thoughts are on Joe Biden’s talking about working with segregationists as an example of being able to work with anyone. All I can/will say is that I am not going to tear-down any of … Continue reading

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About Last Night…

I didn’t watch Prznint Comrade’s re-election thingie, and I have not read any summary of it. I just don’t care, Do U? The Usurper’s rally will be the lead story today, because it marks the beginning of an incumbent president’s … Continue reading

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You Can Fool Some of the People All of the Time (Part Infinity)

“Trump supporters line up 42 hours early for Orlando campaign rally at Amway Center” “With tents, sleeping bags and coolers of water in tow, Donald Trump supporters began lining up early Monday for Tuesday’s campaign rally in Orlando, nearly two … Continue reading

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We Got Numbers!

This might be the only numbers that Prznint Apprentice cares about: “The hourlong special with ABC chief anchor George Stephanopoulos came in third in its timeslot Sunday night, notching 3.91 million viewers according to ratings aggregator TV by the Numbers.” … Continue reading

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Trump: Coming Soon! Boxcars of Babies to Concentration Camps!

Last night, Prznint Sundowner tweeted: Next week ICE will begin the process of removing the millions of illegal aliens who have illicitly found their way into the United States. They will be removed as fast as they come in. Mexico, … Continue reading

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“CUT!”

ABC News is dribbling out teasers from their long-access interview with Prznint Stupid, and boy-howdy, do we get to see him up close and personal: It’s all showbiz to our Stable Genius. The look of disgust after Mick Mulvaney coughed … Continue reading

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In 3… 2… 1… ‘Fake News’ Prznint Stupid Bellows

Fox News poll shows Trump trailing Biden, Sanders, other Democrats Well, this ought to make him turn a deeper shade of orange and blow the wig right off: “A Fox News poll released early Sunday shows President Trump trailing five … Continue reading

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