Category Archives: 2020 Goat Rodeo

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Tiger beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us that in 2020 we can expect to see a Congressional race featuring… GEORGE PAPADOPOLOUS!!1! Yup, the infamous Covfefe Boy that no one in Candidate Stupid’s 2016 Goat … Continue reading

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All is Well

The Dow dropped almost 800 points and we don’t know why, but it might have something to do with Prznint Tariffman tweeting trade war threats with China: The negotiations with China have already started. Unless extended, they will end 90 … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, snark, The Miracle of the Trump Economy, Trade Wars | 12 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Junkie Limbaugh: future Goat Rodeo? “After years of saying he would never run for any political office, radio talk-show host Rush Limbaugh is now open to the possibility, even if it’s the White House… “I am … Continue reading

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Possum Hollar Believed Our Grifter-in-Chief

Grifters Gotta Grift   Hey guys, remember last summer when Prznint Art of the Deal’s E-Z-to-win Trade Wars meant that he was going to give a $12B Amero bailout to farmers in the heartland? You know Trump Territory? Remember when … Continue reading

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Message of the Day: VOTE

‘Grain says… You are all heroes to me, and heroes never let the monster win. Today is election day, and whatever the results may be, the outcome will be seen as a referendum on Comrade Stupid, the Russian Usurper. Prznint … Continue reading

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This Is Not a Distraction, This Is THE Main Issue

It is mind-bogglingly stupid that pundits are assuring us that Comrade Trump cannot do this after what we’ve been through the last two years. What evidence is there that American institutions can stop him? What evidence is there that his … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, 2020 Goat Rodeo, 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper | 10 Comments

The Swift-Canoe’ing of Senator Warren

Charlie Pierce has an excellent post up about the kerfuffle DNA testing of Sen. Warren, which seems to be occupying so much of the Villagers’ inkwells. I think Pierce makes an excellent point (read it through to the end, it … Continue reading

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Don’t Get Mad, Get Everything*

Everyone is entitled to a day off to lick wounds and sob into pillows. We will not rehash our assorted reasons for why we need this time to mourn, be we acknowledge that what you feel is real. So today … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, 2020 Goat Rodeo, Stealth Goat | 16 Comments

Grifters Gotta Grift, Part Infinity

The NYTimes understands that the big article is (as the kids all say): tl;dr, so they created a handy cut-out-and-keep 11-point take-away! The Trumps’ tax maneuvers show a pattern of deception, tax experts say Donald Trump began reaping wealth from … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, 4th Reich, Andrew Cuomo, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, NY Times, Tax Cheat | 7 Comments

Somewhere, Putin is Smiling

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) has an article that is sure to be ignored by Republicans who see vote rigging as a feature and not as a bug: A malicious hacker could alter the outcome of a U.S. … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, 2020 Goat Rodeo | 6 Comments