Category Archives: 2018 Pie Fight

CO Representative Doug Lamborn: ‘Oops’

This is to laugh: Washington (CNN)The Colorado Supreme Court kicked Republican Rep. Doug Lamborn off the primary ballot Monday, throwing the six-term lawmaker’s political future into doubt. The court ruled that a person who Lamborn had hired to circulate petitions … Continue reading

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An Update From Possum Hollar

Let’s turn our attention to the perennial luckiest woman in American Politics*, Sen. Claire McCaskill (Blue Dog – MO). As you may recall, her opponents have included Republican incumbent and minimum-wage opponent Jim Talent, and Republican legitimate rape apologist Todd … Continue reading

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Willard Works His Magic

My Favorite Mormon (cue up the opening theme song in your mind) and PETA’s most-wanted list-dweller, Willard ‘The Stench” Romney did not secure the Republican Senate nomination in Utah last night (he came in second) and will now have to compete for … Continue reading

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Amply Be-Chinned Mitch McConnell Designs Kobayashi Maru Test

The much-dismissed and beleaguered Congressional Budget Office (Motto: “Republicans punch us, mock us, and pay no attention to us”) released a report warning of the economic doom we can expect thanks to the Billions for Billionaires tax bill, and actual, … Continue reading

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Welcome To The Swamp

The Hill: “The Republican National Committee (RNC) is investing $250 million in an extensive field strategy aimed at retaining the GOP House majority in the upcoming midterm elections, The Associated Press reported Monday. “Our No. 1 priority is keeping the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Now that Zombie-eyed Granny-starver Paul Ryan has told us that he will not run for re-election, and that he’s confident that his district (R+5) will remain Republican, let’s meet the only Republican running (so far), who … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy H0ur News Briefs He seems nice: Yup, the 2018 Pie Fight is upon us. Meet former Michigan congressman Kerry Bentivolio, who wants his old job back.

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The Yutes of Today, Bravo!

From the Axios morning email thingie: “A new national poll of America’s 18- to 29-year-olds by Harvard’s Institute of Politics (IOP), located at the Kennedy School of Government, finds a marked increase in the number of young Americans who indicate … Continue reading

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GOP Messaging

I guess Wingnuttia realized that their Billions for Billionaires tax cuts are not the secret sauce to win Possum Hollar after all. NYTimes: “As Republican leaders scramble to stave off a Democratic wave or at least mitigate their party’s losses … Continue reading

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Catch a Wave

Cook Political Report: “Our latest ratings feature 55 competitive seats (Toss Up or Lean Democratic/Republican), including 50 currently held by Republicans and five held by Democrats. There are also three non-competitive seats poised to switch parties thanks to Pennsylvania’s new map (PA-05 … Continue reading

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