Category Archives: 2016 Goat Rodeo

Voter Fraud EO Signed

Oh dear, the Russian Usurper who lost the popular vote by over 3 million Americans (if they WERE Americans!) wants to look into voter fraud. You know, because “in addition to winning the Electoral College in a landslide, I won the … Continue reading

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Shit Got Real

The Russian Usurper fires FBI Director Comey: WHITE HOUSE STATEMENT ON COMEY pic.twitter.com/Ho3FH1guGW — Shannon Pettypiece (@spettypi) May 9, 2017 //platform.twitter.com/widgets.js It sounds like Trump fired him because he did not move to prosecute Hillary Clinton: The White House released … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Preach, Brother Olbermann, Preach!

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Some Stupid For Your Coffee?

“It seems to me that virtually every case of voter fraud I can remember in my lifetime was committed by Democrats,” [Steve Curtis, the former chairman of Colorado’s Republican Party] said during a segment on his KLZ 560 show. “Am … Continue reading

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And Now, The Budget Whammy

This is what you voted for, America To increase defense spending, cut taxes, spend money on infrastructure and the border, protect entitlements, and balance the budget, almost everything else must go… If he were to actually follow through on everything … Continue reading

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Today In History

February 20, 2016 marks the day that ¡JEB! the Smartest Bush® suspended his coronation 2016 Goat Rodeo run. Weak!

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, remember when all of Trump’s fascists were chanting “Lock Her Up” and what not because of the email server? And finally by a 42/39 spread Trump voters think he should be allowed to have … Continue reading

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Sometimes We Get What We Deserve, Whether We Deserve It Or Not

I just cannot find a palate cleanser that can get this bad taste out of my mouth. I don’t want to trivialize this day. I’ve been sitting on this tweet for at least a month, maybe more. It seems to … Continue reading

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This Will Not End Well

Bill AND our president-in-exile Hillary Clinton will attend the inauguration of Russian Usurper Donald Trump as the illegitimate 45th President. And thus the normalization of the Russians throwing our elections and mocking our democracy is complete. Bad move, Clintons.

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Last Night Was ‘Unpresidented

Welcome to the Occupied States of America, fellow proles and serfs. Yes, the unelected Russian Usurper Donald Trump is confirmed by the Electoral College (with the largest number of “faithless voters” in US History), and so we have an illegitimate … Continue reading

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