Category Archives: 2016 Goat Rodeo

The Morning Quote

It’s still all about her: “This has been a difficult week. There’s no question about it,” she said at the reception by the National Jewish Democratic Council. “And I am so proud of my team, some of whom are here, … Continue reading

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The Full Speech

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Why Is Hillary Clinton Smiling?

Cause and Effect? Said Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton last night: “A man you can bait with a tweet is not a man we can trust with nuclear weapons.” And of course this followed: Thanks for proving the point, Hair Furer!

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Staff-banging serial-adulterer Noot is not going quietly into that good night: Exclusive: Newt Gingrich Working to Repeal Law Limiting Pulpit Speech The Brody File has learned that former Speak of the House Newt Gingrich is working … Continue reading

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And Now, Bad Lip Reading

TURD MARTINI!

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Bailey’s in the Cereal Chronicles, Cont.

The Rebranding Well, this will play well with The Skirts, Hair Furer! Let’s watch as Donald Trump tells Katy Tur (you know, a female reporter) to shut up: So Reince, gotta ask ya: how’s that rebranding going? Especially with women, … Continue reading

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Donkey vs. Elephant?

Not that this matters all that much, but this is interesting: An average of approximately 24 million people watched Night 2 of the Democratic National Convention on Tuesday evening across the broadcast networks and on cable news, according to ratings … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

Former Republican New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg last night: “Trump says he wants to run the nation like he’s running his business? God help us. I am a New Yorker, and I know a con when I see one.” … Continue reading

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Hope Hicks! Tear Down That Wall!

It’s begun. Trump has built a wall in front of his press conference podium pic.twitter.com/AOP1rFILro — David Martosko (@dmartosko) July 27, 2016 But seriously, Hicks, you MUST address this: “Post reporter Jose A. DelReal sought to cover Pence’s rally at the … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Donald?

Hair Furer Donald Trump: “Her running mate Tim Kaine, who by the way did a terrible job in New Jersey — first act he did in New Jersey was ask for a $4 billion tax increase and he was not … Continue reading

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