Category Archives: 2016 Goat Rodeo

More BS From BS Barbie

KellyAnn Conway’s book tries to humanize the monster: Donald Trump considered dropping out of the 2016 presidential race after the leak of the now-infamous Access Hollywood tape showed him boasting that women let him “grab ‘em by the pussy,” according … Continue reading

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Cover-Ups, Part Infinity

The Inspector General for the Department of Homeland Security found that Trump-era acting-DHS Secretary Chad Wolf ordered a coverup of a report that concludes that Russia had interfered in the 2016 election to help Donald Trump, because it would “hurt POTUS.” The … Continue reading

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Area Man Files Law Suit: ‘Hillary Is Trying To Destroy My Life!!1!’

On a day when the entire media was focused like a laser on the big Ginni Thomas-Mark Meadows insurrection news, Hair Füror screams “Squirrel!”. Weird innit? (CNN)Former President Donald Trump filed a sprawling federal lawsuit on Thursday against Hillary Clinton, the … Continue reading

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Because We Love a Good Retraction…

…and this ain’t one: “I call on the Pulitzer Prize Board to immediately rescind the 2018 Pulitzer Prize for National Reporting awarded to the staffs of The New York Times and The Washington Post, which was based on false reporting … Continue reading

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Betting Windows Open: Trump Deposed Under Oath Today

Hair Füror is being deposed today, under oath, regarding a 2015 assault at one of his Trash Palaces. The case centers around a lawsuit filed in 2015 by a group self-described as “human rights activists of Mexican origin” who were … Continue reading

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Say It Ain’t So: America’s Mayor Lied To Us

More trouble for Rudy Giuliani, ex-Prznint Stupid’s Stupidest lawyer ™  as it turns out that he is an untrustworthy liar. Shocking, I know. Rudy Giuliani Admitted He Lied About Feds Slipping Him Info Ahead of 2016 Election Rudy Giuliani has admitted … Continue reading

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ETTD, Part Infinity

Guys, Tom Barrack, the billionaire who was the committee chairman for Hair Füror’s inauguration was arrested today. Tom Barrack, who chaired former President Donald Trump’s 2017 inaugural committee, was arrested Tuesday on charges that he unlawfully influenced the foreign policy … Continue reading

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No Russian Pee Hookers… Yet Lots’a Kompromat

In news of News We Already Knew, The Guardian tells us that, yeah, Comrade Putin did want Comrade Trump to win the 2016 Goat Rodeo because: D’uh. Vladimir Putin personally authorised a secret spy agency operation to support a “mentally … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

The Best… Is Yet… TO COME!!! I pity the fool who drew the short straw and had to depose this moron: Donald Trump Jr. deposed by DC attorney general as part of inaugural funds lawsuit In a court document dated … Continue reading

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On This Day In History

¡JEB! Suspended his doomed 2016 Goat Rodeo run. From inevitable front-runner to first to drop-out. Please applaud.

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