Category Archives: 2016 Goat Rodeo

Counting the Lawn Signs, Redux

Angry white guy Wayne Allyn Root knows that Hair Furer Donald Trump is secretly winning the black vote because: whisperers. Explain it to us, boss! Got that? Trump suffers/benefits from The (Reverse) Bradley Effect: black people are ashamed that they … Continue reading

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Your Saturday Bottomless Mug of Stupid is Served

There’s an App for that: (New York, NY) August 26, 2016 – Today, the Donald J. Trump Campaign announced the new app, ‘America First’, available on Android and iOS devices. The ‘America First’ app allows supporters of Donald J. Trump … Continue reading

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Vince Foster Lives!

It was only a mater of time before Y’all Qaeda exhumed the urtext of all the Clinton Conspiracies:

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The Death of the Media

Kevin Drum at Mother Jones has a smart take on Clinton’s speech (emphasis mine): Why did she do this? The most popular explanation is that she was giving “permission” for moderate Republicans to stay home in November. Donald Trump, she … Continue reading

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Clinton’s Roundhouse Punch

Hillary Clinton’s alt-right speech is significant and a thing of great beauty. If you did not listen to it, the HuffPo has the full text posted. I’ll wait here while you read it. It’s a really remarkable thing because the … Continue reading

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Reince Priebus Pours Another Shot of Wheaties, Part Infinity

RNC Chairman with a liver of steel pours himself another shot of his breakfast of champions: “I’ll wait and see what Donald Trump ultimately decides, I’m not convinced he’s comfortable with the idea of trying to deport 12 million people,” … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Erik Rush, the happy culture warrior, writes some interesting BOTH SIDES fanfic at World Nut Daily: …This got me to thinking that it would be wonderful if reality represented to our senses a truly objective view … Continue reading

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog presents… (Hat tip: Scissorhead Bluegal)

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Good Morning, Ann Coulter!

Elsa, She-Wolf of the Nazis Ann Coulter is miffed, I tell you, miffed that Hair Furer is softening his stance of putting 11 million people in boxcars. Speaking to Fox News’ Sean Hannity in a town hall event broadcast Wednesday … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Dr. Turdblossom is at your cervix, er, service: I think Glenn Beck should sue Rove’s ass for stealing the chalk board schtick to prove the Grand Unified Hillary Clinton Health Conspiracy Theory.

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