Category Archives: 2016 Goat Rodeo

Betting Windows Open: Trump Deposed Under Oath Today

Hair Füror is being deposed today, under oath, regarding a 2015 assault at one of his Trash Palaces. The case centers around a lawsuit filed in 2015 by a group self-described as “human rights activists of Mexican origin” who were … Continue reading

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Say It Ain’t So: America’s Mayor Lied To Us

More trouble for Rudy Giuliani, ex-Prznint Stupid’s Stupidest lawyer ™  as it turns out that he is an untrustworthy liar. Shocking, I know. Rudy Giuliani Admitted He Lied About Feds Slipping Him Info Ahead of 2016 Election Rudy Giuliani has admitted … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Hillary Clinton, James 'Air Kiss' Comey, Pooty-Poot Putin, Wrong-Again Rudy | 3 Comments

ETTD, Part Infinity

Guys, Tom Barrack, the billionaire who was the committee chairman for Hair Füror’s inauguration was arrested today. Tom Barrack, who chaired former President Donald Trump’s 2017 inaugural committee, was arrested Tuesday on charges that he unlawfully influenced the foreign policy … Continue reading

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No Russian Pee Hookers… Yet Lots’a Kompromat

In news of News We Already Knew, The Guardian tells us that, yeah, Comrade Putin did want Comrade Trump to win the 2016 Goat Rodeo because: D’uh. Vladimir Putin personally authorised a secret spy agency operation to support a “mentally … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

The Best… Is Yet… TO COME!!! I pity the fool who drew the short straw and had to depose this moron: Donald Trump Jr. deposed by DC attorney general as part of inaugural funds lawsuit In a court document dated … Continue reading

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On This Day In History

¡JEB! Suspended his doomed 2016 Goat Rodeo run. From inevitable front-runner to first to drop-out. Please applaud.

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Predictions

When this shitshow presidency started, we immediately dubbed it The 4th Reich and said it would end in disgrace with the equivalence of the fall of the Vichey Government: the perps would be walked out and decent people would spit … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Egads! With 13 more days to the exciting conclusion of the 2020 Goat Rodeo, more than 40 million ballots have already been cast, and that is about 30% of the total number of votes cast in the … Continue reading

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VPOTUS Ivanka?

Oh, sweet Jeebus! “In [2016 Trump deputy campaign manager Rick Gates] telling, Trump’s suggestion of naming to the ticket his then-34-year-old daughter — a fashion and real estate executive who had never held elected office — was no passing fancy.” … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Tax Cheat | 9 Comments

Claim Chowder Served

Lord Love A Duck, what we suspected was true: U.S. Admits That Congressman Offered Pardon to Assange If He Covered Up Russia Links -Republican congressman Dana Rohrabacher offered Assange the deal in 2017, a year after the emails that damaged … Continue reading

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