Category Archives: 2016 Goat Rodeo

ETTD, Part Infinity

Posted on July 20, 2021 by tengrain

Guys, Tom Barrack, the billionaire who was the committee chairman for Hair Füror’s inauguration was arrested today. Tom Barrack, who chaired former President Donald Trump’s 2017 inaugural committee, was arrested Tuesday on charges that he unlawfully influenced the foreign policy … Continue reading →

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No Russian Pee Hookers… Yet Lots’a Kompromat

Posted on July 15, 2021 by tengrain

In news of News We Already Knew, The Guardian tells us that, yeah, Comrade Putin did want Comrade Trump to win the 2016 Goat Rodeo because: D’uh. Vladimir Putin personally authorised a secret spy agency operation to support a “mentally … Continue reading →

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Posted on February 24, 2021 by tengrain

The Best… Is Yet… TO COME!!! I pity the fool who drew the short straw and had to depose this moron: Donald Trump Jr. deposed by DC attorney general as part of inaugural funds lawsuit In a court document dated … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Junior Mints, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Trump Crime Family | 10 Comments

On This Day In History

Posted on February 20, 2021 by tengrain

¡JEB! Suspended his doomed 2016 Goat Rodeo run. From inevitable front-runner to first to drop-out. Please applaud.

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Predictions

Posted on January 8, 2021 by tengrain

When this shitshow presidency started, we immediately dubbed it The 4th Reich and said it would end in disgrace with the equivalence of the fall of the Vichey Government: the perps would be walked out and decent people would spit … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, 4th Reich | 16 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on October 21, 2020 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Egads! With 13 more days to the exciting conclusion of the 2020 Goat Rodeo, more than 40 million ballots have already been cast, and that is about 30% of the total number of votes cast in the … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, 2020 Goat Rodeo | 9 Comments

VPOTUS Ivanka?

Posted on September 28, 2020 by tengrain

Oh, sweet Jeebus! “In [2016 Trump deputy campaign manager Rick Gates] telling, Trump’s suggestion of naming to the ticket his then-34-year-old daughter — a fashion and real estate executive who had never held elected office — was no passing fancy.” … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Tax Cheat | 9 Comments

Claim Chowder Served

Posted on September 18, 2020 by tengrain

Lord Love A Duck, what we suspected was true: U.S. Admits That Congressman Offered Pardon to Assange If He Covered Up Russia Links -Republican congressman Dana Rohrabacher offered Assange the deal in 2017, a year after the emails that damaged … Continue reading →

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Pathetic Man is Pathetic

Posted on September 6, 2020 by tengrain

CNN might have the story of the day. I honestly don’t have words for this: (CNN)Before Donald Trump ever sought the Oval Office, he was preoccupied by its occupant President Barack Obama, publicly questioning his birthplace and privately describing him … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, 2020 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, racism, The Kenyan Usurper, White Punks on Dope | 6 Comments

The Future History of Rat-Effing

Posted on August 29, 2020 by tengrain

In the long history of rat-eff’ing, members of The Lincoln Project stand alone. Over decases, they’ve manipulated and trained the rubes to respond on a dime, and I’m sure in the Great Beyond, Dr. Skinner is looking on in amazement … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, 2020 Goat Rodeo, Rat Bastards | 16 Comments