Category Archives: 2016 Goat Rodeo

Today in History

¡JEB! suspended his 2016 Goat Rodeo Campaign campaign. Please clap.

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Pardon My (Wiki) Leaks…

Julian Assange’s lawyer says that, in 2017, Comrade Trump offered to pardon Assange if he’d agree to say that Russia had nothing to do with the 2016 hack of DNC emails. Trump really wants to be the Kremlin’s employee of … Continue reading

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‘Oops,’ Part Infinity

According to Andrew Bosworth –the head of Facebook’s virtual and augmented reality division and who was in charge of Facebook’s advertising efforts during the 2016 election– letting advertisers lie to customers on Facebook is super-cool, you know, as long as … Continue reading

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GOP: Benghazi the Hell Outta The IG Report!

The WaPo tells us that Michael Horowitz, the Justice Department inspector general, concluded the FBI was justified in opening its investigation into ties between Candidate Stupid’s 2016 Goat Rodeo campaign and Russia. Horowitz says that the FBI had “authorized purpose” … Continue reading

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Another of Prznint Stupid’s Conspiracy Theories Died Today

Well this DID NOT go according to plan! The Justice Department’s inspector general found no evidence that US intelligence agencies tried to plant spies in the Trump campaign, undercutting a repeated claim from President Donald Trump and his allies, people … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink (‘Oops, Part Infinity’ Edition)

Happy Hour News Briefs Lets begin with CBS This Morning’s tweet: EXCLUSIVE: @GayleKing asked @Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg about the nature of his recent meeting with President Trump. “We talked about a number of things that were on his mind and … Continue reading

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They’re Still Hacking Us

The MIT Technology Review tells us… Ever since they were one of the groups involved in the infamous hack of the Democratic National Committee in 2016, the trail has largely gone cold on the Russian intelligence hackers known as Cozy … Continue reading

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Breaking: Federal appeals court rejects Trump’s bid to block House subpoena for his financial records

CNBC: A federal appeals court on Friday rejected President Donald Trump’s bid to block a House committee subpoena for his financial documents from his accounting firm. The subpoena was issued earlier this year to Trump’s accountants at Mazars USA by … Continue reading

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Tweet, Twit, Twat

It begins, as it always does, with a twat, er, tweet: Wow, Report Just Out! Google manipulated from 2.6 million to 16 million votes for Hillary Clinton in 2016 Election! This was put out by a Clinton supporter, not a … Continue reading

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Trump Reprises: ‘What the Hell Do You Have To Lose?’

Our Imperial Wizard continues to attack Rep. Cummings and the so-called Squad in no uncertain racist terms on Twitter and in person at his all white, burn-the-Reichstag rallies. And just now political reporters are starting to wonder(!) what the impact … Continue reading

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