Category Archives: 2016 Goat Rodeo

Prznint Horndog & Campaign Finance Laws Don’t Mix

Axios tells us… President Trump directed or was personally involved in multiple payments of hush money to women claiming to have had sexual encounters with him — potentially breaking campaign finance laws, the Wall Street Journal reports. How he did … Continue reading

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Today in History

On this day in 2016, Vlad Putin installed Comrade Trump, the russian usurper, as the 45th prznint of the United States. Yup, this was election day, two years ago.

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Manafort Flips

One-man crime wave—and noted fashionista—Paul Manafort — whom we know took notes on his phone during the infamous Trump Tower meeting with Natalia And the Russians (best Russian New Wave band of  July 2016) — has agreed to tell all he knows … Continue reading

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ANOTHER GOPer On Campaign Fraud Charges!

It does seem like small potatoes, but I’ll take it. Duncan Hunter was the second congressional Republican to sign-on to Comrade Trump’s 2016 Goat Rodeo Campaign, Chris Collins being the first, and now they both are in trouble for assorted … Continue reading

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UPDATED — Breaking: The Flop Flips!

Mikhail, er, Michael Cohen, Comrade Stupid’s stupidest lawyer (sorry Rudy!) has surrendered to the FBI; he is ordered to report to the court at 4PM Eastern, and there will allegedly be a plea deal. Cohen is expected to plead guilty … Continue reading

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The Lyin’, the Witch Hunt, and the Wardrobe: Day 9

Friday the trial began close to four (4!) hours late. Judge Ellis called both counsels up the the bench, twice, and then broke to “consider the issue” —so what was supposed to be a short break turned into an hour … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs So who is Dude? From his website, Great News For America: “Dr. Lameiro is an author, philosopher, economist, and engineer. He is the author of four books and is a popular Talk Radio show guest that … Continue reading

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Comrade Trump’s Kobayashi Maru Scenario

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac CNN tells us… (CNN)President Donald Trump is concerned about whether his son Donald Trump Jr. might have exposure in the special counsel’s Russia investigation, leading to his increasingly frenzied public agitation over Robert Mueller, sources close to the … Continue reading

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Q.E.D., Bitchez! Collusion!

Watch the clip of Comrade Trump’s seconded worst attorney, Wrong-Again Rudy, in this tweet: This is going to be a pretty problematic admission for Rudes and Trump. I’ll explain in a moment. pic.twitter.com/fQkeMjdXVa — Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) July 30, 2018 … Continue reading

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UPDATED: Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac YUGE Bombshell, Bigly Sad!

I’m trying to digest it all, but it seems that someone leaked (and it was not Michael Cohen!) that Michael Cohen was present—with other witnesses—when Comrade Trump approved the infamous meeting in Trump Tower with the Russians. And if this … Continue reading

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