Category Archives: 2016 Goat Rodeo

Shall We NOT Play A Game?

Axios has a bit in their morning email thingie that made me think about the message of War Games (odd emboldening and enigmatic use of bullets is theirs): Welcome to our sad, new, distorted reality — the explosion of fake: … Continue reading

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The Madness of King Stupid

The Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac investigation may be over, but it lives on in the 4th Reich’s efforts to prove that the whole thing was a conspiracy by everyone else from the Deep State (whoever that is!) to Hillary Clinton, because of … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, snark, William 'Iran-Contra' Barr | 7 Comments

Florida Man, er, Governor

The Mueller Report on Russian interference in the 2016 Goat Rodeo said that “at least one” Florida county had been breached. Yesterday, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis revealed that a second county in the state was hacked: “DeSantis, who was briefed by … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, 2020 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Florida, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Pooty-Poot Putin | 3 Comments

Noted Tax Cheat Already Admitted Bigly Losses

During the 2016 Goat Rodeo, Hillary Clinton mentioned that the noted tax cheat and peddler of Sharper Image Trump Steaks, real-estate developer Candidate Stupid had probably paid no income tax in the decades following 1995, when he declared a $916 … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Hillary Clinton, Tax Cheat, tax reform | 7 Comments

Stable Genius Horse Expert Now, Too, Also

So many horses’ asses in one picture. Anyway, Comrade Stupid commented on The Kentucky Derby with hiss own tiny fingers: Kentuky? Political correctness? And trust us, we know that the best horse did not win the race, but got the … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, People Dumber than Dolphins, sports | 3 Comments

Prznint Stupid’s Inauguration Committee Subpoenaed!

Yesterday—after both strategic hire AG Bill ‘Low’ Barr and living typo Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin told high-ranking members of Congress to bite them—the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Southern District of New York climbed out its hole, did not see … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Human typo Steve Mnuchin, William 'Iran-Contra' Barr | 1 Comment

Bringing Fried Chicken To A Gunfight

The Dems are unable/unwilling to accept that they are in a fight for the integrity of American democracy. This week alone, strategic hire AG Bill ‘Low’ Barr and the Democrats did a little a pas-de-deux: Barr ignored a subpoena from … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, 2020 Goat Rodeo, Chris Cillizza, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, dim-o-crats, ITMFA, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Nancy Pelosi, Pooty-Poot Putin, William 'Iran-Contra' Barr | 1 Comment

‘Oops,’ Said Faceberg

Axios tells us that Facebook said it’s planning for a possible $3 billion to $5 billion privacy fine that would set a record for the Federal Trade Commission. Why dat fine, you ask (emphasis mine): “Facebook took a $3 billion … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Bastards, blood sucking leeches, CEO Bastards, Civil Liberties, civil rights, Facebook or Faceberg, Social Media | 2 Comments

Kushner Explains Russian Interference In A Way Possum Hollar Could Understand

White House senior advisor and Comrade Stupid’s Fratsputin and son-in-law Jared Kushner described Russian election interference as “buying a couple of Facebook ads,” and said that the investigations into Russia’s interference in the 2016 presidential election “had a much harder impact … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein says that he believes that the CIA hacked the DNC in order to frame Russia, and the Mueller report will exonerate Roger Stone. That is some serious conspiracy … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Conspiracy Theorists, Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Roger Stone, Talentless Hacks | 4 Comments