Category Archives: 2016 Goat Rodeo

A Modest Solution on How to Watch The Future Debates

Posted on September 28, 2016 by

This I like. Simple, elegant.

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Cringeworthy

Posted on September 28, 2016 by

Hey guys, let’s watch a supercut of Hair Furer Donald Trump interrupting Hillary Clinton 20+ times during the debate on Monday: Here’s what it is like to be interrupted 28 times during a debate: #Debates #debatenight pic.twitter.com/Br6c8UBMTb — Mic (@mic) … Continue reading →

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Clinton Serves Us Our Claim Chowder! Nom! Nom! Nom!

Posted on September 28, 2016 by

During the debate the other night many of us (including Watertiger) declared that some of Trumps words were gonna come back and bite him. And now Clinton is serving up a steaming bowl for Hair Furer’s bitter enjoyment: Speaking to … Continue reading →

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GOP Strategy Du Jour: Run Away!

Posted on September 28, 2016 by

It’s unsourced (from the email thingy of Tiger Beat on the Potomac, dontcha know), but I somehow believe it: CONTINGENCY PLANNING — Republican operatives are already starting to game out how they’ll counteract Donald Trump’s poor debate performance — especially … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on September 27, 2016 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Curiosity got the cat, and satisfaction brought him back: yes, I went to World Nut Daily today to see what Original Birther Joseph Farah said about the debate last night: ARRRGGGHHHH! HILLARY WINS ROUND 1 I … Continue reading →

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In Case You Were Wondering About Those Online Polls… UPDATED

Posted on September 27, 2016 by

…showing that Hair Furer Donald Trump won the debate last night, don’t worry. Trump’s orcs, mouth-breathers, toadies and minions little hands were busier than a 13-year old boy with his older brother’s box of Playboys (only guessing, of course): @TIME … Continue reading →

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And The Universe Laughed

Posted on September 27, 2016 by

When you have to cite the name of blessed St. Hannity in your defense: TRUMP: Wait a minute. I was against the war in Iraq. Just so you put it out. HOLT: The record shows otherwise, but why—why was… TRUMP: … Continue reading →

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That River in Egypt?

Posted on September 27, 2016 by

Denial? Wow, did great in the debate polls (except for @CNN – which I don't watch). Thank you! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 27, 2016

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Donald? (UPDATED)

Posted on September 27, 2016 by

Last night, Clinton concluded her remarks with: “And one of the worst things he said was about a woman in a beauty contest. He loves beauty contests, supporting them and hanging around them. And he called this woman Ms. Piggy. … Continue reading →

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About Last Night…

Posted on September 27, 2016 by

The 2016 Goat Rodeo First, let’s look at the aftermath: “If I were Donald Trump I wouldn’t participate in another debate unless I was promised that the journalist would act like a journalist and not an incorrect, ignorant fact checker.” … Continue reading →

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