Category Archives: 2-drink minimum

The Quotable Justice Alito

The Torquemada of Trenton, #IllegitimateSCOTUS Justice Sam Alito took his act on the road to Rome, 2-drink minimum: During a surprise appearance as a keynote speaker at a religious freedom conference in Rome last week, sponsored by the University of … Continue reading

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Midday Comedy Set

Here’s the gun set from Secret Optimist: Steve Hofstetter. There’s only a few more lines than the tweet from yesterday before he jumps into the next set, but I thought this might be easier to watch than the Tweet. The full … Continue reading

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So well done

And now, Buffalo and Orange County.  I am going to re-post this video every time I hear about a mass shooting. If you're tired of seeing this video, I hope you understand that I am much more tired of hearing … Continue reading

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What Trey Said

 

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Today’s How-To: Tucker

The struggle is real pic.twitter.com/ZA9eobb91K — Dave Columbo (@dvdcolumbo) January 19, 2022 Laughed my ass cleannnnnnn-off! (And it is a very good impersonation, too!) (Hat tip: Scissorhead M Davis)

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And now, a paid political ad (we’d like to see)

This is Jerry Mander. He's running for Congress in my home state of Georgia and he MUST be stopped! VOTE!! pic.twitter.com/5qEiggpUeH — Corey Ryan Forrester First of His Name (@CoreyRForrester) April 27, 2022 Corey is very funny!

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Gottfried was always that guy

Legend. pic.twitter.com/4DdZcULhb3 — Amanda Guinzburg (@Guinz) April 12, 2022 This flashed past on my timeline and I had to share. Gottfried was a spitballer from the beginning to the end.

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Madge

Madge speaks, and yes, it is stupid: .@ABC, this threat of violence against me by @jimmykimmel has been filed with the @CapitolPolice. pic.twitter.com/nxYX1LF2jK — Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (@RepMTG) April 6, 2022 More proof —as if it is needed— that … Continue reading

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Open Mic Night at the Jr. Prom

“Take my wife, please” —The comedy stylings of the Junior Nerd Prom as told by DC Society Sheet, Tiger Beat on the Potomac’s email thingie: INSIDE THE RETURN OF THE GRIDIRON — New Hampshire Republican Gov. CHRIS SUNUNU stole the … Continue reading

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Give It Up For The Comedy Stylings of Nancy Pelosi

Nancy Smash doesn’t drink, but she serves her wit as cold and dry as the best Martini ever: Speaker Pelosi in the Dem caucus meeting, on Justice Thomas: "It's up to an individual justice to decide to recuse himself if … Continue reading

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