Category Archives: 2-drink minimum

Let’s Lighten Up: Daily Comedy

I didn’t see this in time for today, but we should mark our calendars for tomorrow: Good news! The CALM Comedy Club is coming live to Twitter https://t.co/Es3Qn0VKPF — Tengrain 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) April 27, 2020 Starting on 27 April, every … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Who did it better? Mel Brooks: Or Brenden Dilly… When he's not dropping F-bombs and making racist jokes during his daily Periscope broadcast from his spare bedroom, Brenden Dilley is a very effective MAGA life coach. … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Ladies and germs, please give it up for the comedy stylings of our old pal, Josh Bernstein!!! The right is starting to get better at comedy and it's making lefties nervous. pic.twitter.com/1qjb0r6x2q — Right Wing Watch … Continue reading

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The Comedic Stylings Of Fox News!

For your amusement, we present the comedic stylings of Fox News. First, the set-up: You gotta watch this, I mean……..you just gotta watch pic.twitter.com/x2ZsayVrmv — Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) March 10, 2020 And now, the punchline: In a Thursday memo to … Continue reading

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Bad Packaging, Cont.

I hope that Peggington Noonington is at least getting copyright recognition. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

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The Morning Quote

“Some candidates would weather a pandemic better than others. The less Michael Bloomberg appears anywhere in person, the better he does.” From Electoral Vote

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Ken Starr: 2-Drink Minimum

Ken Starr unironically lamenting that impeachments are happening "all too frequently" is so much better with a laugh track pic.twitter.com/qmuHjQNe0G — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 27, 2020

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Every young buck has bragged that he’s done this with his hot girlfriend from Canada. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

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How’s That Podcast Coming, Rudy?

CNBC: When a reporter asked Giuliani if he was concerned that Trump could “throw him under a bus,” Giuliani replied cryptically. “I’m not, but I do have very, very good insurance, so if he does, all my hospital bills will … Continue reading

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MPS After Dark

Our 2-drink minimum is totally NSFW unless you work with people who swear like mother-eff’ers, but if you do, crank it up, it’s funny! …courtesy of Scissorhead Purplehead

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