Category Archives: 2-drink minimum

Bad Signs, Cont.

Behind every warning sign there’s always a story, and it usually involves lawyers.

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Bad Signs, Cont.

I might add, boys, if you end up at Starbucks…

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OPEN MIC!

OK, Scissorheads, the Matt Gaetz jokes are coming in fast and furious, and it is time for us to collect them. I’ll start it off with a scene I wrote last night: [Scene: Matt walks into his apartment to see … Continue reading

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Two-Drink Minimum

Tiger Beat on the Potomac has a fun piece up this morning: The GOP’s Political Nightmare: Running Against a Recovery The Democrats just passed a massive spending bill with no GOP support. So why are Republicans talking about Dr. Seuss … Continue reading

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Get The Hook!

  It’s some of the worst stand-up I’ve ever seen.

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Where Are They Now?

The original liar and still the best, Sean “Spicey” Spicer tells Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) email thingie (new, improved and now with more gossip in a return to the breathless Katie Glueck hall-monitor standard of yore): YOUR … Continue reading

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Here’s Some Stupid For Your Fries

It will take 10 years to vaccinate everyone at the pace Trump has set in motion, or as he sees it, when the virus is old enough to date. @realDonaldTrump — NoelCaslerComedy (@CaslerNoel) December 31, 2020 That’s a brutal take. … Continue reading

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And Now, Sports

Russian football. pic.twitter.com/CrGax6v5O5 — 🇷🇺Only In Russia 🇷🇺 (@CrazyinRussia) December 27, 2020 Insert your own Yakov Smirnoff joke here. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

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And Now, A Word From Sarah Cooper

Sarah Cooper is giving us a belated Christmas present. Click on the tweet to see the entire thread, and boy howdy, this is some funny stuff. Well the end of 2020 is nigh & altho I dunno what 2021 holds, … Continue reading

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Some Postprandial Stupid?

The US President superimposed a Nobel prize he didn’t win on this video. https://t.co/ttXOriwCsK pic.twitter.com/FiIWKJzkSs — southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) December 29, 2020

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