Category Archives: 2-drink minimum

Republicans React!

Over at The Onion, conservatives react to the raid. The two best responses belong to former college sweethearts D’Vorce D’Spousa and Laura Ingraham.

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What Trey Said

(Hat tip: Scissorheads Jimmy-T and Purplehead)

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The Quotable Justice Alito

The Torquemada of Trenton, #IllegitimateSCOTUS Justice Sam Alito took his act on the road to Rome, 2-drink minimum: During a surprise appearance as a keynote speaker at a religious freedom conference in Rome last week, sponsored by the University of … Continue reading

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Midday Comedy Set

Here’s the gun set from Secret Optimist: Steve Hofstetter. There’s only a few more lines than the tweet from yesterday before he jumps into the next set, but I thought this might be easier to watch than the Tweet. The full … Continue reading

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So well done

And now, Buffalo and Orange County.  I am going to re-post this video every time I hear about a mass shooting. If you're tired of seeing this video, I hope you understand that I am much more tired of hearing … Continue reading

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What Trey Said

 

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Today’s How-To: Tucker

The struggle is real pic.twitter.com/ZA9eobb91K — Dave Columbo (@dvdcolumbo) January 19, 2022 Laughed my ass cleannnnnnn-off! (And it is a very good impersonation, too!) (Hat tip: Scissorhead M Davis)

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And now, a paid political ad (we’d like to see)

This is Jerry Mander. He's running for Congress in my home state of Georgia and he MUST be stopped! VOTE!! pic.twitter.com/5qEiggpUeH — Corey Ryan Forrester First of His Name (@CoreyRForrester) April 27, 2022 Corey is very funny!

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Gottfried was always that guy

Legend. pic.twitter.com/4DdZcULhb3 — Amanda Guinzburg (@Guinz) April 12, 2022 This flashed past on my timeline and I had to share. Gottfried was a spitballer from the beginning to the end.

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Madge

Madge speaks, and yes, it is stupid: .@ABC, this threat of violence against me by @jimmykimmel has been filed with the @CapitolPolice. pic.twitter.com/nxYX1LF2jK — Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (@RepMTG) April 6, 2022 More proof —as if it is needed— that … Continue reading

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