Category Archives: 2-drink minimum

And Now, Something Completely Different

The satiric comic Brent Terhune gives us a Pride Month editorial from Possum Hollar. (Hat tip: Scissorhead M Davis)

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Bad Signs, Cont.

“Are you sure this is the way to the Mohel’s office?”

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Lady Nikki Tries for a Two-fer

It’s open mic night at the Republican Laughing Stock Factory, and amateur comic and novelty prznintial candidate Nikki Haley goofed her punchline: What is happening here? Did the Haley team mess up their own joke? — Karol Markowicz (@karol) … Continue reading

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Give It Up For The Comedic Stylings of President Handsome Joe Biden at The Nerd Prom

Again, I’m not a fan of this event, but Biden does have some good zingers in here. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Jimmy-T)

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Give It Up For The Comedy Stylings of Senatorette Lindsey Graham!

On the way to the DA’s office on Tuesday, Trump should smash some windows, rob a few shops and punch a cop. He would be released IMMEDIATELY! — Lindsey Graham (@LindseyGrahamSC) March 31, 2023 *** rimshot *** Imma need more … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, On Air Forced Once

This article is EVERYTHING: On Trump Force One, KFC Is On The Menu and 45 Is Still President (Bloomberg) — Donald Trump wants back in the White House — badly. Look no further than the recreation of Air Force One … Continue reading

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2-Drink Minimum

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie turned over the top of the Society Pages to a recap of the cocktail circuit where the beltway and the pols mingle. We take note that the reputation building of … Continue reading

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And Now Some Bad Lip Reading

It’s a supercut (at 15 minutes) and has a few words you might not want blasting from your cubicle at work.

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SNL Cold Open

SNL writers managed to capture the Chinese Spy Balloon story at the last moment. This is as perfect a reaction to breaking news as they’ve ever done.  

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Take CNN. Please.

Guys, remember a couple of weeks ago when we learned that CNN was considering hiring a comic? Well, Vanity Fair has the scoop: CNN is adding comedian Bill Maher to its Friday night lineup. Starting this Friday at 11:30pm ET, the network … Continue reading

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