Category Archives: 2-drink minimum

Get The Hook!

  It’s some of the worst stand-up I’ve ever seen.

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Where Are They Now?

The original liar and still the best, Sean “Spicey” Spicer tells Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) email thingie (new, improved and now with more gossip in a return to the breathless Katie Glueck hall-monitor standard of yore): YOUR … Continue reading

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Here’s Some Stupid For Your Fries

It will take 10 years to vaccinate everyone at the pace Trump has set in motion, or as he sees it, when the virus is old enough to date. @realDonaldTrump — NoelCaslerComedy (@CaslerNoel) December 31, 2020 That’s a brutal take. … Continue reading

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And Now, Sports

Russian football. — 🇷🇺Only In Russia 🇷🇺 (@CrazyinRussia) December 27, 2020 Insert your own Yakov Smirnoff joke here. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

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And Now, A Word From Sarah Cooper

Sarah Cooper is giving us a belated Christmas present. Click on the tweet to see the entire thread, and boy howdy, this is some funny stuff. Well the end of 2020 is nigh & altho I dunno what 2021 holds, … Continue reading

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Some Postprandial Stupid?

The US President superimposed a Nobel prize he didn’t win on this video. — southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) December 29, 2020

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And Now, A Word From The First Shady, Vanky

Rebuttals How to ivanka (final version in my special ))). . — Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) December 28, 2020 Damn, Cooper is really good. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Fran)

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Some Stupid With Your Fries?

has to be my favourite shakespeare quote — three wise pams 👑 (@alexandrakuri) December 8, 2020 Pretty sure that’s from the play, Two Gentlemen From Verizon. I’ll see myself out, thanks.

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Floriduh Man

Floriduh continues to impress us: Florida attorney under investigation for registering to vote in Georgia, encouraging others to do the same PAULDING COUNTY, Ga. — A Florida attorney is at the center of a new state investigation after elections officials … Continue reading

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A Disturbance In The Farce

Axios, which sprang fully formed out of Politico tells us that Politico is about to have competition from yet another group of employees leaving the gossip death star: Three of Politico’s biggest reporting stars plan to launch a competitor to … Continue reading

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