Author Archives: tengrain

Happy Independence Day!

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie breathlessly tells us that T 1812 Overature is out! Out! OUT! — Cancel culture comes for a July Fourth staple that happens to be pro-Russian: “With its earsplitting rounds of … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Independence Day | 19 Comments

Grifters Gotta Grift

We do not know if Lord Damp Nut is running in the 2024 Goat Rodeo, or if he is just protecting his brand, but he is rattling cages: Trump cracks down on deceptive fundraising by others using his name Arizona … Continue reading

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Hair Führer Donald Trump | 3 Comments

Another Stealth Goat Enters 2024 Goat Rodeo

Guys, the inevitable non-denial from the most important former Deputy Assistant Secretary of State for Near Eastern Affairs in our nation’s history, maybe ever and ousted 3rd-ranking GOP member of the House for Republican apostasy, mother and patriot Rep. Liz … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Liz Cheney, NeoCons | 8 Comments

Stealth Goat Enters The 2024 Goat Rodeo

“It’s Independence Day — so let’s talk about what’s going on in America. Freedom is under attack in your state. Your Republican leaders? They’re banning books, making it harder to vote, restricting speech in classrooms, even criminalizing women and doctors. … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, California, Floriduh, Gavin Newsom, Ron DeSantis | 9 Comments

Midday Palate Cleanser

“Don’t be stingy, Pete. It’s been a fucking day.” — Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) July 1, 2022 I’ll say.

Posted in cats, Palate Cleansers | 3 Comments

That Feeling When…

…you realize that you have no friends and no one actually likes you: This photo of Jeff Bezos riding Space Mountain completely alone is one of the funniest, most pathetic demonstrations of wealth I’ve ever seen. Imagine having the power … Continue reading

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In Which We Say Goodbye To An Old Chum*

If there’s anything I ever learned from Scissorhead Big Bad Bald Bastard is that there is a duality in everything; there are tears of joy as well as pain. In case you have not heard, B4 is no longer with … Continue reading

Posted in Scissorheads Rule | 57 Comments

Where Did The GOP Learn To Do That?

Bad Sports Guys, is Wingnuttia learning? While Trump has most notably spent the last 18 months denying his 2020 election defeat, despite clear evidence he lost, he’s not the only one. During this election cycle, candidates across the country have … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, The Big Lie | 10 Comments

Bad Signs, Cont.

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Saturday Palate Cleanser

A little holiday golfing today… “Your grip is all wrong, laddie.”

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