Author Archives: tengrain

Grifters Gotta Grift

No one climbs onto the cross like a Republican. He’s threatening violence again: In an overnight social media post, former President Donald Trump predicted that ‘potential death and destruction’ may result if, as expected, he is charged by the Manhattan … Continue reading

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, The Law | 6 Comments

Area Billionaire Seeks Cash Flow For Doomed Vanity Project

Space Karen strikes again: On April 1st, we will begin winding down our legacy verified program and removing legacy verified checkmarks. To keep your blue checkmark on Twitter, individuals can sign up for Twitter Blue here: Organizations can sign … Continue reading

Posted in Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, CEO Bastards, Elon Musk, Our Failed Social Media, Rat Bastards, Twitter | 4 Comments

DerSantis: ‘Nein’

It isn’t exactly the full-Sherman, but the Pride of Floriduh, squeaky-voiced authoritarian Gov. DerSantis does not want to be Hair Füror’s running meatball, er, running mate: "I think I'm probably more of an executive guy. I think that you want … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis | 2 Comments

Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Day

It really has come to this: Florida Principal Out After Viewing Of Michelangelo’s ‘David’ Upsets Parents Three (3!) parents complained about an art teacher showing a picture of Michelangelo’s 16th-century buck-nekkid sculpture of David and they fired the bastard for … Continue reading

Posted in Art, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Possum Hollar, Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis | 16 Comments

Some Postprandial Stupid?

Scissorhead Skinny-D sends us the funniest story of the day with the greatest criminal masterminds of their generation: US prisoners use toothbrush to dig hole, go for pancakes As Skinny-D summarized, “I think this was a Raising Arizona plot pitch … Continue reading

Posted in snark | 5 Comments

Bad Design, Cont.

No one in design review said anything.

Posted in Bad Design | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Lucky 15, Speaker of the House K-Mac is really bad at his job: House Republicans fail to override Biden’s first veto on retirement plan investing rule WASHINGTON — House Republicans failed to override President Joe Biden’s first … Continue reading

Posted in K-Mac Kevin McCarthy who is very bad at his job | 4 Comments

Apartment Shopping?

I’m leading a bipartisan delegation from the Oversight Committee to the DC Jail on Friday. — Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (@RepMTG) March 22, 2023 Make sure that the deposit is refundable.

Posted in Rep. 3-toes Perjury Taylor Greene | 8 Comments

Midday Palate Cleanser

A husky next to a wolf. 🤯 My entire life I thought they were the size of dogs. I’ve been heavily mistaken. — Today Years Old (@todayyearsoldig) March 21, 2023 I cannot imagine picking up after that. Our ancestors … Continue reading

Posted in cats, Palate Cleansers | 15 Comments

Illegitimate SCOTUS News: Water Seeks Its Own Level

I love this story: Washington lawyer Lisa S. Blatt’s argument at the Supreme Court began as they all do: “Mr. Chief Justice, and may it please the Court.” But her next line signaled that the following 84 minutes would not … Continue reading

Posted in SCOTUS | 7 Comments