Author Archives: tengrain

Quote of the day

“I want to do it faster. I could do the wall over a longer period of time, I didn’t need to do this, but I’d rather do it faster. I want to get it done faster, that’s all.” —Comrade Stupid, … Continue reading

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Rubio Releases Statement on Trump’s Usurping Power

Regular readers know that MPS is firmly of the belief that each morning, Sen. Marco Rubio springs out of bed saying that “Today I will become a man of Destiny!” and each night after brushing his teeth and putting on … Continue reading

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Trump Show Us The Money He Plans To Steal!

Axios morning email thingie shows us where Comrade Trump plans to usurp money (weird formatting is theirs): “Where President Trump plans to find additional wall funding, according to an outline the White House provided to Axios: “We plan to unlock … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper | 7 Comments

Too Late, Mr. McCabe. Too Late.

Washington (CNN) “Former acting FBI Director Andrew McCabe is confirming for the first time publicly that there were high-level discussions at the Justice Department about recruiting Cabinet members to invoke the 25th Amendment to remove President Donald Trump from office … Continue reading

Posted in 25th Amendment, 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, ITMFA | 2 Comments

Just give him the money, and no one gets hurt!

Well, fellow hostages, by the time I post this, Comrade Stupid will have declared his National Emergency for the emergency that he created at the border, after signing some sort of bill that avoids the other national emergency that he … Continue reading

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Bad Ideas, Cont.

Imagine how thrilled she’ll be, gents, when you give her a discount self-help exorcism for Saint Valentine’s Day! She’ll love this more than the Jim Bakker end-times buckets of potato slop from last year!

Posted in Bad Holidays, Bad VD, holidays, St. Valentine's Day | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Axios sends us a Valentine’s Day Sampler of the differing opinions the politicians have about the Pending and Long-Running National Emergency! You might be surprised to learn that opinions vary! (formatting is theirs) Pelosi and Senate … Continue reading

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Breaking News: Hair Füror to Sign The Bill, Declare Emergency

“President Trump will sign the government funding bill, and as he has stated before, he will also take other executive action — including a national emergency — to ensure we stop the national security and humanitarian crisis at the border. … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper | 13 Comments

Midday Palate Cleanser

Area Dog Learns The Hard Way: “Well, it goes viral when cats do it!”

Posted in dogs, Palate Cleansers | 1 Comment

St. Valentine’s Day Reminder

Not all affection is returned.

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