Author Archives: tengrain

Midday Palate Cleanser

this dog is sitting, standing and laying at the same time pic.twitter.com/EHDodW3PNN — Humor And Animals (@humorandanimals) July 24, 2021 Never mind the innovation in sitting, I want to watch whatever he’s watching!

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The Quotable Nancy Pelosi

Pelosi is such a boss: Asked about McCarthy’s comments in opposition [ed -Brian Monahan, the Capitol physician, instituted a new mask mandate for the lower chamber late Tuesday night], Pelosi blasted the GOP leader. “He’s such a moron,” she said. Pelosi … Continue reading

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UPDATED: Hair Füror Never Heard of Loser Candidate He Endorsed; Covfefe Boy, Maybe?

Lord Damp Nut suffered a fatal ego blow yesterday in his Big Lie fueled quest to control the Coup Klux Klan: his endorsed candidate lost in Texas — A falling stock? Donald Trump-backed candidate loses U.S. House race to GOP’s … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 3 Comments

About Yesterday…

Yesterday, four Capitol and Metropolitan Police Department officers recounted their experience fighting off the Jan. 6 insurrection at the U.S. Capitol during the first hearing of the House committee investigating the attack. You probably already know what they said, so … Continue reading

Posted in Gym Jordan, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 8 Comments

PSA: It’s Baa-ack

From the LATimes newsletter thingie (emboldening is theirs): The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced new recommendations that vaccinated people return to wearing masks indoors in parts of the U.S. where the coronavirus is surging. Scientists cited new information … Continue reading

Posted in masks, Pandemics, Vaccine | 6 Comments

Vote!

OK, voting enthusiasts, it’s time to give Reps. 3-Names and Sicks-Shooter their approved MPS sobriquets, as suggested by the Internet’s Band of Incorrigible Spitballers: the Scissorheads! You know the rules: this is a rigged election. You can vote early and … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Rep. Lauren Boebert, snark | 3 Comments

Bad Marketing, Cont.

Well, the Marketing Department didn’t test that possibility. “It’s a grower, not a show-er” didn’t test well as a tag line.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Whatever it was that got into the water in the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan has now spread to Wisconsinski, too/also. Wisconsin Republican promises forensic election audit MADISON, Wis. (AP) — The Republican head of the Wisconsin … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, The Big Lie, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), Wisconsin | 8 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, JD Vance?

Elegy for a Senate Candidate, J.D. Vance, the most authentic Yale-educated, investment-banker hillbilly, ladies and germs: “Vance’s Twitter likes, which were still visible as of Monday afternoon, include two tweets supporting Hillary Clinton’s 2016 candidacy, a post implying Trump supporters … Continue reading

Posted in Elegy for a Senate Candidate, J.D. Vance | 5 Comments

Midday Palate Cleanser

What a jerk.

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