Author Archives: tengrain

Ayatollah Ted RSVPs

Ted Cruz is a psycho: AUSTIN (KXAN) — Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, will attend President-elect Joe Biden’s inauguration on Jan. 20, sources tell KXAN. Cruz defended President Donald Trump’s claim that the 2020 presidential election was fraudulent and volunteered to … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Insurrection, President-elect Handsome Joe Biden, Sedition, The Stupid Coup | 5 Comments

Ah, Texas!

The NRA has filed for bankruptcy and is heading for —where else?— Texas.

Posted in Crazeee States, Guns! Guns! Guns!, NRA, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, wayne lapierre | 8 Comments

Vocabulary and Terms Are Important, CNN

CNN tells us… US says Capitol rioters intended to ‘capture and assassinate’ elected officials I’m already pissed off: if they were planning on assassinating elected leaders, that is the very definition of insurrection (a violent uprising against an authority or … Continue reading

Posted in CNN, Domestic Terrorism, Insurrection, Our Failed Political Press, The Stupid Coup | 11 Comments

Happy Birthday Ben Shapiro

Racist/Misogynist/Homophobe talentless l’enfant terrible is 37-years old today, and sooner or later Ben will grow up to be a real boy. But not today.

Posted in Ben Shapiro, Happy Birthday | 3 Comments

Midday Palate Cleanser

The beautiful mountain bluebird. — A Book of Rather Strange Animals (@StrangeAnimaIs) January 14, 2021 “Gimme some gummy worms or Imma hold my breath until I turn blue, Momma!”

Posted in Birds Are Jerks, Palate Cleansers | 3 Comments

Because We Love A Good Correction

Never mind Correction of the day — David Uberti (@DavidUberti) January 14, 2021

Posted in snark | 14 Comments

Turn, Turn, Turn

The WaPo tells us VP and walking termite Buffet Mike Pence was closer to becoming saw dust than we thought: “The violent mob that stormed the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6 came perilously close to Vice President Pence, who was … Continue reading

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, The Stupid Coup | 8 Comments

The Future’s So Bright, We’re Gonna Need Shades

Our Pals over at Electoral-Vote give us some good news about President-elect Handsome Joe Biden’s economic plans: It is called the “American Rescue Plan,” and it is only the first step in beating back the twin threats. The plan has … Continue reading

Posted in dim-o-crats, President-elect Handsome Joe Biden, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans) | 13 Comments

Dewy, Cheatum, and Howe Decline Trump As Client

It comes as a shock that notorious invoice stiffer and twice-impeached grifter Prznint Stupid is not finding any legal talent to defend him in the upcoming impeachment trial in the Senate: Allies of the outgoing president have been canvassing Washington’s … Continue reading

Posted in Bastards, blood sucking leeches, ITMFA, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pop Culture, snark | 10 Comments

Staff Shocked: Ayatollah Ted Continues To Be Himself

2024 Goat Rodeo I’m afraid once again we must grab the bull by the tail and face the situation: Ted Cruz, professional asshole. Ted Cruz’s Former Staffers Are ‘Disgusted’ by His New Low for Trump “Ted Cruz has long had … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Sen. Josh Hawley, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup, Y'all Qaeda | 3 Comments