Author Archives: tengrain

Great Signs, Cont.

Says it all. (Hat tip: Seekrit Scissorhead @NamelessCynic on the electrical Twitter machine)

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Dude hates to be a conspiracy theorist BUT… Got that? AOC is a paid actor, and hmmm, I wonder what cabal is behind THAT? Given that Michael Knowles is from The Daily Wire (which is Ben … Continue reading

Posted in Ben Shapiro, Conspiracy Theorists | 7 Comments

Midday Palate Cleanser

Dogs everywhere need to be alerted that their worst fear has come true: Squirrels have weapons! Gah! (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

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Denmark Hurt Hair Füror’s Fee-Fees

Trump says that Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen’s comment that his idea of buying Greenland is ‘absurd’ was “nasty” and a “very not nice way of saying something.” Via TicToc — Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) August 21, 2019 Yes, nasty … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper | 16 Comments

Kiddie Koncentration Kamps Returns

The 4th Reich has proposed a new regulation would allow immigration officials to indefinitely detain migrant families who cross the border illegally. The NYTimes: “The rule replaces a decades-old court agreement that mandates a level of care for migrant children … Continue reading

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, immigration, racism, White Punks on Dope | 10 Comments

Happy Birthday Sen. Corey Gardner

Denver Post: John Hickenlooper is running for U.S. Senate: “I’m not done fighting for the people of Colorado” “I’ve always said Washington was a lousy place for a guy like me who wants to get things done – but this … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, John Hickenlooper | 4 Comments

Axios Shocks The Villagers: ‘Both Sides Don’t’

Axios morning email thingie is absolutely chilling: The U.S. — despite mountains of evidence about Russia’s interference in the last election, and the likelihood of a repeat in 2020 — is no better prepared to defend itself now than it … Continue reading

Posted in Axios, Both Sides, media | 6 Comments

For the Time Capsule

The front page of the NYT right now looks like one of those pre-election parodies about what a Trump administration would be like. — Michelle Goldberg (@michelleinbklyn) August 21, 2019 (Click the image to embiggen it) She sees it … Continue reading

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Unsaddle That Goat! Inslee is Out(slee)

Washington State Governor Jay Inslee has dropped out of the 2020 Goat Rodeo saying “it has become clear I’m not going to be carrying the ball. I’m not going to become president.” Inslee did not qualify for the second rounds … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Jay Inslee | 3 Comments

Bad Signs, Cont.

  Thanks to Scissorhead Dennis Cole for warning us!

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