Author Archives: tengrain

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Brief (Actual size – why won’t Ben Shapiro’s producers give him a chair?) Convenient travel-sized college Republican President for life, Ben Shapiro, tries to tell us what the significance of Notre Dame is, but like a freshman … Continue reading

Posted in Ben Shapiro, Talentless Hacks | 7 Comments

Midday Palate Cleanser

 

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Sportzball! Honors!

Golfing person Tiger Woods has won his first championship in a decade, and the fifth Masters title of his career, and his 15th major tournament victory. So how does one celebrate being really good with rich guy leisure sports? With … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, sports | 17 Comments

Death and Trump’s Taxes, Cont.

Prznint Stupid’s personal attorneys William S. Consovoy and Stefan Passantino are working overtime (and billing hours!) to conceal all of his financial information! Dewey Screwem & Howe (or whatever their law firm is called) are urging Treasury officials to violate … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Human typo Steve Mnuchin, Tax Cheat, Trump Crime Family | 14 Comments

The Mueller Report is Coming!

Strategic hire AG Bill ‘Low’ Barr will release the redacted Mueller report to both Congress and the public on Thursday morning. Lawyers have used color coding to conceal classified or other protected information. Everything Prznint Stupid does has some element … Continue reading

Posted in Axios, Claim Chowder, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Tiger Beat in the Potomac | 8 Comments

Trump Appointee Sets New Land-Speed Record for Corruption!

After only 4 days on the job, the Interior Department’s office of inspector general reports that it has opened a formal investigation into ethical conflicts (ALLEGED!) by a former lobbyist for natural resources industries and newly confirmed Interior Secretary David … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, David Bernhardt | 12 Comments

RIP Georgia Engels

Really, I am truly sorry to hear the Georgia Engels has gone to the curtain call in the sky. She was 70, which is way too young. I think that Engels’ portrayal of Georgette, who later became Mrs. Ted Baxter, … Continue reading

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Bad Signs, Cont.

Solid. (Hat tip: @namelessCynic on the electric Twitter machine)

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs   Our old pal Dr. Chaps, Demon Hunter, is now an antivaxxer, too. (Also: good to know that Faceberg is allowing this kind of disinformation through.)

Posted in Anti-Vaxxer, Dr. Chaps, Facebook or Faceberg, Science, Social Media, Theocrats | 12 Comments

Stable Genius Offers Helpful Hint To Paris

So horrible to watch the massive fire at Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris. Perhaps flying water tankers could be used to put it out. Must act quickly! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 15, 2019 …to which one, lone, spitballer … Continue reading

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