Author Archives: tengrain

Haley: ‘$20, Same As In Town’

2024 is going to be a weird Goat Rodeo as the obvious contenders proclaim to devotion to Hair Füror so as to not enrage the mouth-breathing orcs of Possum Hollar: I asked @NikkiHaley if she would support Donald Trump if … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Nikki Haley | 1 Comment

TFG Wins Award!

So the GQP went to Floriduh, paid Fat Nixon $100,00 Ameros to use one of his trash clubs for him to moan and whinge about THEM, and presented him with a fake award: This weekend I was proud to recognize … Continue reading

Posted in honors and awards, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 7 Comments

Dad Signs, Cont.

GROANNNN…

Posted in Bad Signs, Dad Jokes | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News BREAKING: @NCAA is pulling championships from states with anti-trans bills. NCAA says "only locations where hosts can commit to providing an environment that is safe, healthy and free of discrimination should be selected."https://t.co/rYqwLBiC4Z — Kent Luetzen (@KentLuetzen) … Continue reading

Posted in Transphobia, Your Kind Cannot Compete Here | 2 Comments

Arizona Takes Pole Position in Crazee State Race

The terrible sand people of the terrible sand kingdom of Arizonastan have a terrible candidate running for the Secretary of State, according to Vice: This QAnon-Loving ‘Stop the Steal’ Leader Wants to Be Arizona’s Next Secretary of State As a … Continue reading

Posted in Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Q-spiracy, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 6 Comments

That’s Gonna Leave A Mark

Jen Psaki owns John Cornyn pic.twitter.com/5dkdkfMIxo — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 12, 2021

Posted in snark | 9 Comments

Midday Palate Cleanser

ok I did it https://t.co/PFWBPnB9Et pic.twitter.com/OKFzFNJBex — eleanor kagan (@eleanorkagan) April 11, 2021 Look at that jerk strutting to Hall and Oates.

Posted in Birds Are Jerks, Palate Cleansers | 3 Comments

No Honor Amongst Sex Fiends

PizzaGaetz This is not what I would have predicted because I cannot believe that Lord Damp Nut’s advisors got him to listen to them: Embattled Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz is denied a meeting with Trump …Two people familiar with the … Continue reading

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Matt Gaetz, Sex fiends | 7 Comments

Texas Sen. Cornyn Needs A Fix

Sen. John Cornyn (the Ron Johnson of Louis Gohmerts) is having withdrawals from the hourly twitty-twatting of TFG. : Invites the question: is he really in charge? — Senator John Cornyn (@JohnCornyn) April 12, 2021 Also, this is a pretty … Continue reading

Posted in People Dumber than Dolphins, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 6 Comments

Nomination For Cindy McCain

Tiger Beat on the Potomac breathlessly leads their morning email thingie with news of Cindy ‘Pills’ McCain, widow of former Senator John ‘Grandpa Walnuts’ McCain (enigmatic emboldening is theirs): President JOE BIDEN is preparing to name Republican CINDY MCCAIN to … Continue reading

Posted in snark | 3 Comments