Author Archives: tengrain

Desperate Times, Desperate Measures, Desperation

I cannot remember if I have mentioned that Kevin McCarthy is bad at his job. I have, haven’t I? Anyway, K-Mac has released his detailed plan of what the GOP-lead House will do when he’s in charge of the 118th … Continue reading

Posted in K-Mac Kevin McCarthy, Wingnuttia | 6 Comments

K-Mac Is Really Bad At His Job, Part Infinity

Hapless, feckless, untalented Kevin McCarthy, the would-be Speaker of the House is really bad at his job. Yesterday we mentioned that Rep. Andy Biggs (Crazy TSKoA) is now challenging K-Mac for the speakership and while I’ll be the speaker before … Continue reading

Posted in K-Mac Kevin McCarthy | 11 Comments

About Last Night… Hit The Road, Hack

…and don’t you come back no more. When I called it quits last night, Georgia was still counting the roughly 200,000 mail-in ballots. With Sen. Warnock ahead by more than 90,000 votes, there isn’t any chance that a Walker will … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Herschel Walker | 8 Comments

Happy Holidays from MPS

I would not kiss anyone under that. The new MPS tradition of Heartwarming DOOM continues! Keep ‘em rolling in, so much X-Mas terror, so much time! Send in your best/worst to Tengrain AT mockpaperscissors DOT com! Last Scissorhead in has … Continue reading

Posted in Bad Holidays, Christmas, holidays | 5 Comments


Trump Organization convicted in N.Y. criminal tax fraud trial NEW YORK — Former president Donald Trump’s namesake company was convicted of tax crimes committed by two of its longtime executives after a Manhattan trial that gave jurors a peek at … Continue reading

Posted in Tax Cheat | 7 Comments

Sick Burn*

Let’s watch the Jan. 6 heroes receive their gold medals and publicly blow-off insurrection-enabling traitors amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell and K-Mac. Hat tip: Scissorheads D-Cap, and Skinny-D*

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, K-Mac Kevin McCarthy, Legitimate Political Discourse, The Stupid Coup | 8 Comments

Midday Palate Cleanser

So THAT is where mini-moos come from!

Posted in Palate Cleansers | 8 Comments

K-Mac Is Really Bad At His Job, Part Infinity

Rudderless Republicans K-Mac’s hapless campaign to become the next Speaker just got a bit haplesser (is too a wurd!), as Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) email thingie reports: BIGGS ROCKS McCARTHY’S SPEAKERSHIP HOPES — For weeks, attempts to … Continue reading

Posted in Rudderless Republicans | 3 Comments

Our Failed Political Press ™

Pravda’s American competition, Fox News has given exactly one (1!) minute of coverage to Hair Füror calling for the termination of The Constitution: Fox host Howard Kurtz first mentioned the story on the Sunday edition of his Media Buzzshow. After … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Our Failed Political Press | 5 Comments

No D’Uh: The Stupid Coup Was A Crime

It’s about time: House January 6 committee has decided to make criminal referrals, chairman says Washington CNN — The House select committee investigating the January 6, 2021, attack on the US Capitol has decided to make criminal referrals to the … Continue reading

Posted in The Stupid Coup | 1 Comment