Author Archives: tengrain

Boy Scouts: Tied Up In Knots

The Boy Scouts of America is considering declaring bankruptcy amid a sex-abuse scandal. Filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection would stop the pending lawsuits while the organization attempts to settle with the victims. And that’s all you need to know.

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Of Payoffs and Playmates

Yesterday, Prznint Stupid’s stupidest lawyer Michael Cohen (sorry Rudy!) was sentenced to three years in prison for amongst other things violating campaign finance laws, and Cohen has implicated then-candidate Stupid in the scheme, who (NOT ALLEGEDLY ANY LONGER) paid off … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Pornygate, snark | 5 Comments

Senate To Rebuke Prznint Stupid Over Support of Crown Prince Bone Saw

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us that the Republicans are actually prepared to rebuke Prznint Stupid for his enthusiastic support of the de-boning of WaPo columnist Jamal Khashoggi by Saudi Arabia: “The Senate is on the verge of … Continue reading

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Stable Genius Reveals Secret Negotiating Plan With China: Kidnapping

Last week, Meng Wanzhou, CFO of Chinese tech behemoth Huawei was arrested in Canada, at the request of the United States. The reason was that Huawei has been circumventing US sanctions on Iran, and this was a way to punish … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Trade Wars | 7 Comments

This Exists

You’ve found a keeper if you can give her/him Star Trek jewelry for Christmas! Pro tip: don’t be wearing a red shirt when you give it, or you’ve gone Pon Farr… thank you, I’ll be here all week! Try the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs I have no idea what’s got Thing1, er, theocrat Bill Mitchell’s MAGA panties in a twist such that he would take the name of Our Savior in vain, but I’m OK with it.

Posted in Bill Mitchell, Talentless Hacks, Theocrats | 8 Comments

The War on Christmas

Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein is selling Christmas MAGA crap and suggest buying it for the liberal in your family! But, you know, it is the Left that makes baby Jeebus cry by mocking Christmas.

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Today In Apologies

Well, that slur certainly gets right to the heart of it, so to speak. What exactly is Mika suggesting? That gay people are not patriotic (or sumpin)? Or is it just anyone she doesn’t like is a butt-boy? There is … Continue reading

Posted in Homophobia, snark | 6 Comments

Midday Palate Cleanser

I wish that they had done the lawyer scene. The cat probably does, too.

Posted in cats, Palate Cleansers | 4 Comments

Verizon: Can you hear me?

The other day we might have mentioned something about Verizon’s Employee of the Month and FCC Chairman Ajit Pai who might know sumpin’ about why Verizon (and the other ISPs) wanted Net Neutrality nixed, and how real people who never … Continue reading

Posted in Ajit 'Verizon Employee of the Month' Pai, Net Neutrality, snark | 2 Comments