Author Archives: tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs

Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein has a modest suggestion for preventing voter fraud: Got that? Punish the fraudsters with long prison sentences and then steal the electoral votes of the states that vote by mail. He’s a … Continue reading

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And It’s Kamala Harris!

OAKLAND, REPRESENT!  

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‘When someone shows you who they are believe them, the first time.’

W$J March: “Following the meeting, Mr. Trump told reporters he had discussed stimulus measures with Republicans, but offered few details. Mr. Trump wants to suspend the payroll tax through Dec. 31, an administration official said, though he has also said … Continue reading

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‘Ah Don’t Thank So’

Brett Terhune’s parodies of Possum Hollar ‘s finest are so on-target people keep thinking he’s really one of ’em. Dude is a genius.

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Be right back…

…gotta run an errand.

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He Seems Nice

  Let’s meet Madison Cawthorn, who is the Republican running to replace Mark Meadows in the House. Madison is a dreamy white supremacist from North Carolina. His hobbies include visiting the Fatherland and taking selfies in Hitler’s Eagles Nest vacation … Continue reading

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Midday Palate Cleanser

🎶 Wild Frenchies couldn’t drag me away… 🎵 Well, actually, they probably wouldn’t have to. They are total goofballs.

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Early Lunchtime Reading: Our Failed Political Press

Guys I hate doing this to you as you approach lunchtime, but this post at Slate(!) by Will Saletan is important. The Trump Pandemic A blow-by-blow account of how the president killed thousands of Americans. From Press Run this morning … Continue reading

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Sir Terry Would Approve

Christchurch New Zealand has an official Wizard, Ian Brackenbury, who has been paid 16,000 New Zealand dollars ($10,400) annually by the Christchurch City Council for wizardry. Of course he’s a Brit. There will always be a Britain, even if it’s … Continue reading

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‘Oops,’ Said Faceberg (Part Infinity)

I’m shocked. Shocked, I say: An internal investigation by Facebook has uncovered thousands of groups and pages, with millions of members and followers, that support the QAnon conspiracy theory, according to internal company documents reviewed by NBC News… The top … Continue reading

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