Author Archives: tengrain

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs InfoWars’ Michael Snyder (R-Conspiracy Theorist), who is running for Congress, has a post up explaining to us his aspirations for what he will achieve in office if elected: It has only been about a month, and … Continue reading

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♬ I’m In Hebbin🎶

For those of you who have been longing to see Crazy Unkka Pat floating butt-nekkid overhead, as he is raptured-up to Hebbin, set your calendars for this weekend! Earlier this year, Xristian predictor-dude David Meade predicted that Nibiru (a previously … Continue reading

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Midday Palate Cleanser

This reboot of the Mission: Impossible movies looks awesome!

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A Pence for Your Thought, or They’re Trying To Kill Us (Again)

Axios alert thingie: Vice President Mike Pence is throwing the Trump administration’s weight behind the latest Affordable Care Act repeal bill — and against a bipartisan effort to stabilize the marketplaces. In an interview on Air Force Two, Pence told … Continue reading

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Squiggy To Give Up SS Protection

Worst Production of King Lear, Ever We read with great interest that Donald Trump Jr. is giving up his Secret Service protection, you know, because: Privacy. Totally not because he realizes now that the Secret Service are 24-hour witnesses and … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

“Now we have blacks and whites fighting, reds and yellows fighting, Democrats and Republicans fighting, men and women fighting. What’s going to unite us? What’s going to bring us back together? A president? A Congress? No. It’s going to be … Continue reading

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What’s Not Normal Today (Day 243)?

Some Cream For Your Covfefe Another powerful hurricane, Maria,  is heading into the Caribbean (Get OUT!), Trickle-Down Healthcare for Billionaires is back from the dead, and it is Talk Like A Pirate Day! Let’s get to the most important development … Continue reading

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Bad Design, Cont.

Well, that’s one way to beat a copyright violation suit I suppose. I’ll take a medium. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Karla)

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs This story does not surprise me at all: Mike Huckabee’s got a new gig. The former Arkansas governor will kick off a new show on Trinity Broadcasting Network in October, featuring music, faith, and some good … Continue reading

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On the Wire With Paul Manafort

Axios reports: The FBI wiretapped Paul Manafort, Trump’s former campaign chairman, both before and after the election, CNN reports. According to the report, those taps were active during a “period when Manafort was known to talk” to President Trump, but … Continue reading

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