Author Archives: tengrain

Bad Signs, Cont.

Product placement is everything, or as the Realtors say, “Location, location, location.” (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, remember when Fox News pundit, (so-called) Judge Andrew Napolitano was suspended two weeks ago for spreading the (Russian News-driven) conspiracy theory that the Kenyan Usurper asked the Brits to spy on The Russian Usurper, … Continue reading

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Midday Palate Cleanser

This cafe takes its latte art to the next level.

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*You* Are the Product

We’ve long said that what sets Facebook aside is not that they sell ads that are directed towards you, it is that they harvest and mine your data and sell that to the ad agencies. And you give them this … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

As bees in honey drown: “Devin Nunes is a man of high integrity. He’s done a great job chairing a very difficult committee, has the full confidence of the Republican conference, the Republican leadership and myself and Trey Gowdy and … Continue reading

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Because We Love A Good Apology, Bill-O, That’s Why!

Hey guys, remember that time yesterday when History’s Greatest Reporter told us that Rep. Maxine Waters hair was so distracting —because it reminded him of James Brown’s wig— that he didn’t hear a thing she said? He’s apologized!!1`! “As I … Continue reading

Posted in Bill-O History's Greatest Reporter, Fox News, media, Pundits who make me crazy, Talentless Hacks | 3 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Hair Führer?

“We just can’t make mistakes, right? So we don’t make mistakes. Go ahead, Ken…” “I’m Chuck…”@chrislhayes @KatyTurNBC — Derrick Shannon (@drs2222) March 28, 2017

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First, They Came For…

…the gays: BREAKING: Trump Administration Removes LGBTQ People from 2020 Census: — Out Magazine (@outmagazine) March 28, 2017 Not this time, motherfuckers. OK, this is NOT the same as marching people into the ovens, but it is Cultural … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Homophobia, marriage equality, Transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Your Kinda Cannot Pee Here | 6 Comments

Bad Signs, Cont.

Not sure that’s exactly a thirst, but whatevs. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Zombie Rotten McDonald)

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Oh, Jeebus, History’s Greatest Reporter Bill-O said what? Oh, Sweet Baby Jeebus, he really did say it.

Posted in Bill-O History's Greatest Reporter, Death of the Media, Fox News, media, Petunia and Pals, Talentless Hacks | 3 Comments