Author Archives: tengrain

Some Postprandial Stupid?

The LATimes tells us about Lord Damp Nut’s plans for his last day in office: “Intrigued by the idea of upstaging Biden, the ever self-centered president has requested a major sendoff. It would begin with a throng of cheering, flag-waving … Continue reading

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Bad Signs, and Great Bumper Stickers Cont.

It’s a Two-fer!!1!

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News 2021 told 2020 to hold its beer: “If in fact it is found that members of Congress were accomplices to this insurrection, if they aided and abetted the crime, there may have to be actions taken beyond … Continue reading

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MeinPillow* Guy Urges Martial Law

You cannot make up merde like this: MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell brings notes to White House that suggest calling for ‘martial law if necessary’ One of Donald Trump’s fiercest supporters, MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell, went to a meeting at the … Continue reading

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Ayatollah Ted RSVPs

Ted Cruz is a psycho: AUSTIN (KXAN) — Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, will attend President-elect Joe Biden’s inauguration on Jan. 20, sources tell KXAN. Cruz defended President Donald Trump’s claim that the 2020 presidential election was fraudulent and volunteered to … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Insurrection, President-elect Handsome Joe Biden, Sedition, The Stupid Coup | 5 Comments

Ah, Texas!

The NRA has filed for bankruptcy and is heading for —where else?— Texas.

Posted in Crazeee States, Guns! Guns! Guns!, NRA, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, wayne lapierre | 6 Comments

Vocabulary and Terms Are Important, CNN

CNN tells us… US says Capitol rioters intended to ‘capture and assassinate’ elected officials I’m already pissed off: if they were planning on assassinating elected leaders, that is the very definition of insurrection (a violent uprising against an authority or … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday Ben Shapiro

Racist/Misogynist/Homophobe talentless l’enfant terrible is 37-years old today, and sooner or later Ben will grow up to be a real boy. But not today.

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Midday Palate Cleanser

The beautiful mountain bluebird. pic.twitter.com/lzi5zk6ZYZ — A Book of Rather Strange Animals (@StrangeAnimaIs) January 14, 2021 “Gimme some gummy worms or Imma hold my breath until I turn blue, Momma!”

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Because We Love A Good Correction

Never mind Correction of the day pic.twitter.com/UyvQmRCNXl — David Uberti (@DavidUberti) January 14, 2021

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