Author Archives: tengrain

Midday Palate Cleanser

I need to up my game. That damn bird swears better than I do, the eff’er. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

Posted in Birds Are Jerks, cats, Palate Cleansers | 3 Comments

Vaccine Mandates: A Private Sector Success Story

It seems that vaccination mandates actually, you know, work: Delta Air Lines official says 4,000 unvaccinated employees got shots after surcharge announcement Delta Air Lines’s chief health officer announced last week that 4,000 unvaccinated employees got inoculated after the company … Continue reading

Posted in Pandemics, Vaccine, vaccine mandates | 1 Comment

PA GOP Starts Their Own 2020 Goat Rodeo Audit, What Could Go Wrong?

Buzzfeed News tells us: Pennsylvania Senate Republicans voted Wednesday to subpoena vast troves of personal information about millions of voters, including partial Social Security numbers, as they engage with false conspiracies about the 2020 election… But Pennsylvania appears to be … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Grifters Gotta Grift, Pennsyltucky, The Big Lie, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), voting | 1 Comment

Republican’s Have A Problem

The media is filled with lots of arm-chair quarterbacking about the California recall and lessons learned. Our pals at Electoral-Vote did the work and gathered the headlines: The dust has settled a bit in California, so lists of takeaways are … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, NeoCons, The Big Lie, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 11 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Roger Stone?

  The criminal mastermind at work: While Roger Stone was live on the air this morning with ‘Real Talk 93.3’ (St Louis) doing an interview about the 2024 election, he gets served by a process server with the January 6 … Continue reading

Posted in Politics, Rat Bastards, Rat-Effing, Roger Stone | 1 Comment

Bad Signs, Cont.

I wouldn’t want to be the bouncer there.

Posted in Bad Signs | 13 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, The Terrible Cheese Kingdom of Wisconski (home of Sen. RoJo) is gonna try an audit in the style of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan, and it’s off to a smashing start: MADISON – Wisconsin election clerks … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, People Dumber than Dolphins, The Big Lie, Wisconsin | 12 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Hair Füror —sensing that he is losing his grasp on Possum Hollar, what with losing the California recall election— returns to the urtext of his entire political career and blames [checks notes] The Kenyan Usurper: "Obama is probably running the … Continue reading

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, racism, The Big Lie, The Kenyan Usurper, White Punks on Dope | 15 Comments

Midday Palate Cleanser

“We’ve got good news and bad news for your annual review, uh, Hoomin. Now, about the treat situation…”

Posted in dogs, Palate Cleansers | 6 Comments

Good News For John McCain

I just cannot…

Posted in Chris Cillizza, Talentless Hacks | 10 Comments