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Midday Palate Cleanser

🎶And they called it Puppy Love…🎵 (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

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Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac Update

Oh dear. Trump’s Fratsputin, Jared Kushner, stepped dans la merde and tracked it into the Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac: he forgot to disclose more emails between himself and other (alleged) co-conspirators on all topics Russian. White House princeling Jared Kushner seems to have … Continue reading

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‘It’s Alabama, Jake.’

Suppose You Give A Press Conference And Don’t Take Questions I’m not a southerner, let alone an Alabaman (lamma-lamma-ding-dong), but even I know that there are forces at work in that state that a coastal elitist running dog yankee will … Continue reading

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That takes some brass (UPDATED)

The Al Frankenstien picture is really bad, speaks a thousand words. Where do his hands go in pictures 2, 3, 4, 5 & 6 while she sleeps? ….. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 17, 2017 …to which one lonely … Continue reading

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Bad Packaging, Cont.

Is mad cow extra? Asking for a friend who REALLY LOVES MICKY-D’s burgers. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs The War on Christmas Continues!!1! Potato slop maven and grifter extraordinaire Jim Bakker has a new line to hawk for the holidays, er, Christmas, check out the chyron. But aside from that, he tells us that … Continue reading

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Unpeach! Locker Her Up!

OK, this is shooting fish riding bikes in a barrel, but damn, if these people are not stupid.

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BREAKING: We’re Eff’ed

The House passed its version of the GOP’s tax cuts plan Thursday, 227 to 205, with only Republican votes. And now on to the Senate, where it is anything but a done-deal.

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Midday Palate Cleanser

“You gonna finish that?”

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Moore or Less

Last night on Twitter… Two more women come forward to accuse Roy Moore of sexual misconduct: https://t.co/BWy1D1l5qp pic.twitter.com/GbrXJm1ORd — Slate (@Slate) November 16, 2017 It's the worst After School Special ever. https://t.co/ZeE4nHQB4z — Tengrain (@Tengrain) November 16, 2017 I got … Continue reading

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