Author Archives: tengrain

Bad Signs, Cont.

I’m told that there is a miracle cure for that. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Ivanka confirms: Daddy Dearest really did offer her the World Bank Job. The First Shady turned it down, phew!, because she already was too busy Instagramming herself is serene white spaces, staring out a window, holding … Continue reading

Posted in Ivanka-ka, The First Shady | 7 Comments

Floriduh Man

Best headline of the day: Florida man arrested outside Olive Garden after eating pasta belligerently   That’s art. Pure poetry.

Posted in Crazeee States, Florida | 5 Comments

War on Science, Continues

Tiger Beat: “Democrats in six states — Colorado, Arizona, New Jersey, Washington, New York and Maine — have authored or co-sponsored bills to make it harder for parents to avoid vaccinating their school-age children, and mostly faced GOP opposition. Meanwhile … Continue reading

Posted in Anti-Vaxxer, Science, War on Science | 9 Comments

Midday Palate Cleanser

Cat is too cool for skool.

Posted in cats, Palate Cleansers | 9 Comments

We Call Our Act ‘The Aristocrats’

Strategic hire AG Bill ‘Low’ Barr has decided that detained asylum seekers who have shown they have a credible fear of returning to their countries will no longer be able to ask a judge to grant them bond; instead it … Continue reading

Posted in Stephen Miller, Pee-Wee Goering, William 'Iran-Contra' Barr | 5 Comments

Good News For John McCain!

As we’ve long said, the fundraising totals for the 2020 Goat Rodeo are meaningless at this point EXCEPT to our failed media, who use the totals of Ameros raised to decide who to take seriously. And of course, our failed … Continue reading

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White House Firing On All Pistons!

CNBC tells us that the White House is operating as a fine-tuned machine again: “President Donald Trump’s top economic advisor, Larry Kudlow, said Tuesday that the White House is “talking to a number of candidates” to fill two open seats … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper | 5 Comments

Don’t Spend It All In One Place

According to the Economic Policy Institute, bonuses are up 1¢ in 2018 since the GOP tax cuts passed: “Data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics’ Employer Costs for Employee Compensation gives us a chance to look at workers’ bonuses in 2017 … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, The Miracle of the Trump Economy | 6 Comments

Bad Instructions, Cont.

Actually, pretty good instructions. I’ll drink to that! (Hat tip: @NamelessCynic on the electrical tweetering machine)

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