Author Archives: tengrain

Great Signs, Cont.

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The Chicago Way, part Infinity

The Chicago Tribune: “[Lord Damp Nut] wants to show failures on the part of Democratic local leaders, to throw red meat to his base,” [Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot] said in opening remarks at an afternoon news conference. “His goal is … Continue reading

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Sarah Cooper Strikes Again!

How to the black people pic.twitter.com/iCBXIKTI8N — Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) May 30, 2020 It’s not just Cooper’s expressions as she pantomimes Lord Damp Nut, but by extracting his orange visage and all the pomp around him, you really can focus … Continue reading

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Weak Leader Bleats For Assistance

He’s frightened, but he thinks this makes him look strong: Look for the tell(s), they are there! ….have been greeted with the most vicious dogs, and most ominous weapons, I have ever seen. That’s when people would have been really … Continue reading

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2020 Strikes Again!

Whoever had Planet of the Apes on your 2020 bingo cards, please collect your winnings: A gang of monkeys in Delhi, India, attacked a lab assistant and escaped with some coronavirus blood samples. If anyone has The Day After Tomorrow, … Continue reading

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Checkmate, Convention-Style

Guys, the RNC and North Carolina are fighting again! Republican officials planning their party’s convention swapped their list of demands with North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper this week, ahead of the August event in Charlotte. On Monday, President Trump threatened … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Georgeduh, North Carolina | 8 Comments

Land of the Free and Home of the Knave

I do not have any wry observations to make about the riots last night. Well, one, maybe: Institutional oppression and outright racism are the legacy of the slave owners who founded our country, and those faultlines continue to shake us … Continue reading

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This Exists

  I can think of at least one “man cave” that needs that.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs And now it behooves us to examine what what’s going on at Facebook, given all the whinging that Lord Damp Nut is doing about Twitter and painting as one all the social media platforms with his … Continue reading

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Claim Chowder, Missouri-Style is Served!

Hey guys remember this? You know the Bobbing Bubba in Possum Hollar on Memorial Day Weekend? Take it away, Columbia Tribune: A Boone County resident who began feeling symptoms of COVID-19 while at the Lake of the Ozarks generated a … Continue reading

Posted in Claim Chowder, Distancing, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 8 Comments