Author Archives: tengrain

Great Signs, Cont.

It’s important to be well-versed in The Classics.

Posted in Bad Signs, Great Signs | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News This is going to drive Bootsie crazy: Hair Füror just undercut the majickal conjuring word, WOKE, and we should note that the Stable Jenious uses “woke” too/also, but now he’s weaponizing it against Trump: "I don't like … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Cracker Orban Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis, Hair Führer Donald Trump | 3 Comments

Manchinema Wants Us To Know That They Are Still Jerks

What did these fools do now: Senators Manchin + Sinema + Jon Testor joined all the Republicans in the Senate to overturn President Handsome Joe Biden’s Student Loan Relief program. It was not subject to the 60-vote, filibuster threshold. The … Continue reading

Posted in Bastards, blood sucking leeches, Blue Dogs, Joe Manchin, Kyrsten Sinema (I-AZ), Rat Bastards | 5 Comments

Midday Palate Cleanser

“Take THAT, Schröginger, you filthy liar!”

Posted in cats, Palate Cleansers | 4 Comments

Pence To Join 2024 Goat Rodeo

Mike Pence, a man so wooden that termites salivate when he enters a room, is likely to officially enter the 2024 Goat Rodeo next week: Mike Pence plans to enter the GOP presidential nomination fray June 7 with a campaign … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet | 3 Comments

‘Oops,’ Said Faceberg

Meta says that it will remove news content from Facebook in California if the state passes the California Journalism Preservation Act. So, what is the California Journalism Act? The California Journalism Preservation Act, which is up for a vote in … Continue reading

Posted in Facebook or Faceberg, Meta, Our Failed Social Media | 4 Comments

The Stolen Documents: CNN Has More Tapes

This Twitter-Twatter thread about the purloined classified documents at Merde-a-Lardo is the bomb (as the kids don’t say anymore); it’s not only possession of documents, and obstruction, it is also espionage. Bombshell in MAL investigation. I'll discuss 7pm ET @ErinBurnett … Continue reading

Posted in espionage, Hair Führer Donald Trump | 9 Comments

Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Day

But what About Dawson? i don't see how Biden bounces back from this (Fox has been hammering this "story" all morning) — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 31, 2023 He’s still bitter about Pacey.

Posted in People Dumber than Dolphins, Pop Culture | 6 Comments

BREAKING: House Passes Debt Ceiling

If you are curious about how your Congress Critter (or some other miscreant) voted, The WaPo has you covered: GIFT ARTICLE LINK

Posted in Hostage Taking Today | 6 Comments

Bad Signs, Cont.

Never smoked a pet, or bare feet for that matter.

Posted in Bad Signs | 5 Comments