Author Archives: tengrain

Bad Signs, Cont.

This totally looks like something my family would do, so I hope none of them are reading this tonight, getting ideas. Just a remind: Be afraid. Be Very Afraid. Next week is the return of Tattoo Week. If you have … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs   Hate Group Proud Boys founder Gavin McInnis wants to hang out with immigrant kids, separated from their parents, you know, because it looks like fun.

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Kidnapper Stops Kidnapping

NBC Reports: President Donald Trump, under mounting political pressure from angry members of his own party, signed an executive order Wednesday reversing his administration’s policy of separating children from their parents at the border and allowing families to instead be … Continue reading

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Midday Palate Cleanser

“Dude, I could go for some avocado toast right now.” (And yes, avocados are OK for dogs to eat, but keep ’em away from the pit, which can choke them.)

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Bad Lip Reading Does The Summit

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The Canary is Making Noise, Maybe

Our favorite of Comrade Trump’s really stupid lawyers, Michael (or it is Mikhail, hmmm?) Cohen is in the news again! It seems he might flip and tell-all about his boss, the mango-hued shitgibbon! Washington (CNN)Donald Trump’s personal attorney Michael Cohen … Continue reading

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Somewhere, Sinclair Lewis is Laughing

Though there is no real basis to credit Lewis with When Fascism Comes To America, It Will Be Wrapped in the Flag and Carrying a Cross, the adage rings true. I suspect that monsters—of whatever stripe that is Comrade Trump—cannot … Continue reading

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The Sad Trombone of Corey Lewandowksi

This was a rather bloodless moment last night: And while most outlets are letting it go with “womp-womp”, to me it sounded more like a snotty pre-pubescent doing two notes of the ol’ sad trombone, thus proving that not only … Continue reading

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Nielsen Enjoys Some Hors D’oeuvres In the Abattoir

Well, this took some balls: DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen went to a Mexican restaurant last night and got a side of heckling to go with her refried gobbers (only guessing that the chefs would spit in her food, but it’s … Continue reading

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Great Graffiti, Cont

Not a sign in Russia, I swear. Also, too: Fair Warning! Assorted Scissorheads have been sending me a lot of Tattoo Pictures and it looks like we might have another tattoo week. Get in on the action, kids, and send … Continue reading

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