Author Archives: tengrain

This Exists (And We Need It)

Imma buy a case. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Dennis Cole)

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs China announced earlier on Friday that it would levy retaliatory tariffs ranging from 5% to 10% on $75 billion of U.S. goods in two batches on Sept. 1 and Dec. 15. You know, while Fed Chairman … Continue reading

Posted in 25th Amendment, 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, The Miracle of the Trump Economy | 4 Comments

Midday Palate Cleanser

I’ve always believed that cats adopt you, not the other way around. Also: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

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Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders To Cut Out The Middleman!

Fox News is rolling out the barrel for Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders! What it is a barrel of, no one knows, but now instead of lying to reporters she will be lying directly to Possum Hollar. Congrats, Elmira! Lachlan Murdoch allegedly … Continue reading

Posted in Elmira Gantry the Possum Queen | 4 Comments

Local Communist Seizes Means of Production

I thought I was done for the morning, but holy shitballs, our Stable Genius, King of Israel, the Chosen One, Comrad Trump continues to prove to us that the 25th Amendment needs to be invoked now: A statement by the … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper | 9 Comments

Gun Debate: Opinions Differ!

They’re on, they’re off, who knows what Comrade Stupid and his gun expert Junior Mints are really thinking? Haha, trick question! What’s in it for them is always the answer to that question! The WaPo tells us that the Republicans … Continue reading

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Satan Throws Another Log On The Fire for David Koch’s Homecoming!

Billionaire David Koch’s life work of making hell-on-earth is now with the Boss (🎵 Below, below below ♬ ) in the favorite son suite in the lake of burning pitch. He was 79. Henry Kissinger is still alive.

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Crocodile Tears From #MoscowMitch

How good of an idea is it for Democrats to abolish the filibuster if we win the Senate? I’ll tell you! It’s so good that amply be-chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell wrote a panicked New York Times op-ed about how the Dims … Continue reading

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#ITMFA Update

We gots us some good news! Reps. David Trone (D-MD), Dutch Ruppersberger (D-MD), and Brad Schneider (D-IL) have all come out in favor of impeachment proceedings against Donald Trump in the past 24 hours. We are over 130 members in … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, dim-o-crats, ITMFA | 3 Comments

UPDATED: The Adventures of Tariffman Continues!

Uh-Oh: The Chinese State Council says it’s slapping tariffs ranging from 5% to 10% on $75 billion U.S. goods in two batches effective on Sept. 1 and Dec. 15. It also said a 25% tariff will be imposed on U.S. … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, The Miracle of the Trump Economy, Trade Wars | 2 Comments