Author Archives: tengrain

Bad Signs, Cont.

HAWT! (This must be a common saying for Evangelicals; I know we had one other sign a long while ago. Any ex-evangelicals out there who want to explain this to us?)

Posted in Bad Signs, The Devil's Army, Xristian Xraxies | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Sorry, Charleston: Former United Nations Ambassador Nikki Haley plans to launch her presidential campaign in less than two weeks with an event in Charleston, S.C. Sen. Tim Scott will kick off a “listening tour” a day later … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Nikki Haley, Tim Scott | 8 Comments

Define ‘Moderate’ WaPo

Our Failed Political Press ™ There’s a piece in the WaPo entitled (and I do mean entitled), The Joe Manchin of the House GOP? And Betteridges Law Of Headlines just keeled over. Anyway, it is pushing the notion that there … Continue reading

Posted in Dork MAGA, Our Failed Political Press, snark, Wingnuttia | 6 Comments

Midday Palate Cleanser

@sergiflower When your cat doesn’t let you make your bed!!! #cat #gato #katze #michi #猫 #chat ♬ Creepy Violins – Apollo Nove “I’m going to be late for work, Boss” “Muffin?” “Yeah, Muffin.” (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead who suggests that … Continue reading

Posted in cats, Palate Cleansers | 2 Comments

Q-Tip: ‘I blame the Kenyan Usurper for the Spy Balloon!’

2024 Goat Rodeo wannabe and sentient Q-Tip,  Sen. Tom Cotton floats a lead balloon: Tom Cotton tries to blame reports that Chinese balloons also flew over the US during the Trump years on Obama — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Tom Cotton, White Punks on Dope | 7 Comments

Rudderless Republicans Hostage-Taking Problem

It is said that women so baffled Sigmund Freud that he asked, with exasperation, what do they want?! We posit that Freud never met a Republican: House Republicans are demanding that President Biden agree to policy concessions in exchange for … Continue reading

Posted in Hostage Taking Today, K-Mac Kevin McCarthy who is very bad at his job, President Handsome Joe Biden, tax reform, Wingnuttia | 9 Comments

No Labels Had A Conference!

All The Usual Suspects No Labels, Traitor Joe Lieberman’s third way think tank that does remarkably little thinking, had a meeting of similar minds in Florida (mott: Where The Debris Meets The Sea), per Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks … Continue reading

Posted in Blue Dogs, Centrist BS, Joe Manchin, Kyrsten Sinema (I-AZ), Susan Collins | 1 Comment


The news is terrible: the big Big BIG 7.8 earthquake in Turkey has a death count that is climbing (currently 1,800 dead) and with major aftershock there are more deaths sure to come. Growing up in earthquake country, I can … Continue reading

Posted in snark | 3 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Dumbo (look at those ears!) takes flight! RUBIO: The message China was trying to send is that the US can't even do anything about a balloon flying over their airspace. How can you count on them? ABC'S JONATHAN KARL: But … Continue reading

Posted in Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio | 2 Comments

There Are No Editors, Part Infinity

What’s that you say?!

Posted in Badvertising | 7 Comments