Author Archives: tengrain

On the Bright Side… (Shutdown, Cont.)

…more people are watching The Russian Usurper’s one-year anniversary festivities than his inauguration. You got that going for you, Comrade Preznint. Housekeeping note: I’m going to the Womens March in Seattle today and a party afterwards, so posting will be … Continue reading

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Official Statement From the White House

Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders took to Twitter to release the official statement from the White House when the gubmint shut down last night: Official White House statement on #SchumerShutdown — Sarah Sanders (@PressSec) January 20, 2018 This is probably the … Continue reading

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Feel His Pain (The Shutdown, Cont.)

No golf this weekend for the Russian Usurper who did not go to his $100K Amero per plate, 1-year anniversary party at Merde-a-Lardo. Instead he hung out in that shithole, the White House. Imagine his hot tears of anguish if … Continue reading

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Bad Design, Cont.

Nutn but…hiv? Another design meeting I would have loved to sit in on.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, let’s meet Gavin McInnes, the leader of the “Proud Boys” right-wing boys’ club (totally not a racist or associated with the white supremacist alt-right, as you’ll see): Got that? Cory Booker is kind of … Continue reading

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Ladies and Germs, Your Preznint!

This man is our president — Todd Dracula (@ToddDracula) January 19, 2018 (Hat tip: Scissorhead and unindicted co-conspirator D-Cap)

Posted in Choice, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Mansplaining, sexism | 19 Comments

Midday Palate Cleanser

“You do use Aveda, right?” “Don’t forget the conditioner, I can’t do a thing with my fur in this weather.”

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How A Bill Becomes A Law (You Own Any Shutdown, GOP)

Everyone remembers that, right? For a bill to become a law, both the House and the Senate must pass it and that the two bills must be identical to each other. Two hearts that beat as one. Zombie-eyed Granny-starver Paul … Continue reading

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Shut Down Day Is Here

As the GOP scrambles to blame anyone but themselves for the very likelihood that for the first time in our nations history, a political party that controls all the levers of power (both houses in Congress, and the White House … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice

CNN tells us: (CNN)WARNING: This story contains graphic language. Trump administration appointee Carl Higbie resigned Thursday as chief of external affairs for the federal government’s volunteer service organization after a CNN KFile review of racist, sexist, anti-Muslim and anti-LGBT comments … Continue reading

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