Author Archives: tengrain

Bad Packaging, Cont.

“The Cola with Fizz and Whizz!” Do I get the account? (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s listen as Vanderbilt University professor of political science and law Carol Swain narrates PragerU’s most recent video Why Did the Democratic South Become Republican? Spoiler Alert: Nixon’s Southern Strategy was FAKE NEWS!!1! drummed up by … Continue reading

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Never play Hide-N-Seek with a dog: Clearly Rex watched E.T. and learned this technique.

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Did Mike Pence…

…get a hold of Comrade Preznint Stupid’s twattering device? After consultation with my Generals and military experts, please be advised that the United States Government will not accept or allow…… — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 26, 2017 ….Transgender individuals … Continue reading

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The United States of Amnesia, cont.

Tiger Beat: Roughly half of voters who said they voted for Donald Trump last November, 49 percent, believe Trump won the popular vote, according to a new POLITICO/Morning Consult poll. That’s compared to 40 percent who say Democrat Hillary Clinton … Continue reading

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Imitation is the (In-)Sincerest Form of Flattery

The Mooch is a mini-me for Comrade Preznint Stupid: The Mooch did his homework. — The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) July 24, 2017

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The Morning Quote

“With the exception of the late, great Abraham Lincoln, I can be more presidential than any president that’s ever held this office. It’s much easier, by the way, to act presidential than what we’re doing here tonight, believe me.”

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The Summary

Brain-cancer’ed Grandpa Walnuts flew in from Arizona (“and boy, my arms are tired!”) to vote on the motion to proceed, which as we’ve stated is the motion to start stripping Americans of healthcare: without his vote, the ACA would have … Continue reading

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Bad Messaging and the Art of the (Better) Deal

Yesterday I got my first Better Deal email, and I’m sure many of you are getting these, too. This new messaging program was starting this week and I don’t think I’m special and getting a sneak preview. This crap is … Continue reading

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Bad Packaging, Cont.

The most fabulous water ever sold. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

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