Author Archives: tengrain

This Exists

Yes, you too can store your tissues up a monkey’s butt, because why not? (Hat tip: Scissorhead Redhand)

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Who did it better? Mel Brooks: Or Brenden Dilly… When he's not dropping F-bombs and making racist jokes during his daily Periscope broadcast from his spare bedroom, Brenden Dilley is a very effective MAGA life coach. … Continue reading

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The Feast of Saint Ronnie Continues!

Oh, Sweet Jeebus, someone woke up Art Laffer, the brainiac who got Saint Ronnie hooked on Voodoo Economics. Anyway, Laffer thinks he can fix the Trump-Pandemic/ Depression: Laffer, the designer of the Reagan-era tax cuts and a pioneer behind the … Continue reading

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Another Monster Factory Foreman Has No Regrets

The Never-Trumpers are having a moment: “That the pandemic occurred is not Trump’s fault. The utter unpreparedness of the United States for a pandemic is Trump’s fault. The loss of stockpiled respirators to breakage because the federal government let maintenance … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, 2020 Goat Rodeo, Blam Blam, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Iraq, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, NeoCons | 11 Comments

Midday Palate Cleanser

I cannot express to you how much you need to hear these tiny skunks sounding like gargling muppets pic.twitter.com/rEJw0vwI4s — Effie Seiberg (@effies) April 7, 2020 And all this time I thought Skunks spoke with a french accent.

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(Not) Leaving on a Jet Plane

Never give up on the dream of flying. ✈️😀✈️ pic.twitter.com/r6ao2BKKuV — Rainer Ohler (@roblagnac) April 8, 2020 So well done. I totally fell for it.

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Monster Factory Foreman Doesn’t Have Regrets

This thread by Rick Wilson is pretty great, please read. We’ll wait. 1/ Watching all this slow, grinding failure and the mounting death toll because of this low, dumb, corrupt man and his low, dumb, corrupt enablers and his low, … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, 2020 Goat Rodeo, Monsters, Politics, Rat-Effing | Tagged , | 15 Comments

Culture Break!

You guys, there’s a free Radiohead concert tonight… Now that you have no choice whether or not you fancy a quiet night in, we hereby present the first of several weekly live shows coming to Radiohead’s @YouTube channel. Starting tomorrow … Continue reading

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Super-Jenius Eric Trump Has The Family Midas Touch, Fer Sure

This is pretty funny and shows the magic, Midas Touch of the Spare Heir to the Mango-hued Throne: I was listening to a clip of Eric Trump on the radio from March 3rd where he says he’s a “super genius” … Continue reading

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All Is Well, Part Infinity

From the LATimes newsletter thingie: Where’s the U.S. Stockpile Going? As the Trump administration depleted the national stockpile of medical supplies over the last month to fight the coronavirus, it sent hundreds of thousands of masks, respirators and other protective … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics | 14 Comments