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Saturday Palate Cleanser

Doggo knows how to make an entrance! — watertigernyc says "WEAR A DAMN MASK!" (@watertigernyc) July 2, 2020 Kramer came back as a dog! (H/T Watertiger via Scissorhead Purplehead)

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Feel Better, Kimmie!

The NYTimes reports that Kimberly Guilfoyle, Junior Mints’ $15,000 Ameros-per-month emotional support cougar, has tested positive for coronavirus. CNN: “Guilfoyle was not with the President and Donald Trump Jr. has so far tested negative… Guilfoyle had not had recent contact … Continue reading

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About Last Night…

(Is it too soon to use this graphic again?) Prznint Stupid gave a speech last night —maybe you heard about it— in which he condemned, Mao-like,  a “left-wing cultural revolution.” President Donald Trump on Friday issued a fiery condemnation of … Continue reading

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This Exists

You can commemorate the old rockhead’s trip to Mt. Rushmore for his super-spreader Trump-Virus fireworks display with this handy figurine, which I suppose you can smash.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

The 4th Reich has officially given up fighting the Trump-Virus: “The virus is with us, but we need to live with it,” is how one official said the administration plans to message on the pandemic. Jeebus. He’s eff’ed it all … Continue reading

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Don’t Talk to Strangers, Kids

I am totally anti-helicopter parenting but if ever there was a moment that required a Huey… — Mark Pitcavage (@egavactip) July 3, 2020 Honest to gawd, they don’t come much stranger. I really hope that this is a teachable … Continue reading

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Fireworks Over Mt. Rushmore for Comrade Trump

Just sayin’.

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Floriduh Man

Pensacola, Florida: Florida Man says he's wearing underwear on his head to protest mask mandates. We’re doomed… — Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) July 3, 2020 The polo shirt with the sleeves cut off is a nice touch, too.

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Midday Palate Cleanser & Public Service Announcement

This social distancing dog on Hampstead Heath has the right idea. — Hampstead Village Voice (@VillageVoice1) June 27, 2020 “Keep your distance, mate.” There will always be a Britain. Even the doggies.

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RNC: ‘You Know Nothing, Capisce?’

The Republican Party is a petty criminal enterprise: The RNC Is Paying a Former Apprentice Hand Accused of Having Trump Dirt Chuck Labella worked on Trump’s show for years. Now, despite having no ostensible political work on his resume, he’s … Continue reading

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