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And one lone spitballer, uh, spat: Isn’t that like Trump saying, “I would have raped her if she were better looking.” What a disgusting, despicable man. — Tengrain Extremely Stable Genius (@Tengrain) June 24, 2019
The 4th Reich officially declared that spokesperson Bullshit Barbie, er, Kellyanne “Let me know when the jail sentence starts” Conway would NOT honor House Oversight Committee Chairman Elijah Cummings’ polite request that she have a nice chit-chat with him about … Continue reading
Ex-Pennsylvania Rep. Joe Sestak, another white dude, made a surprise announcement that what America needs is another white dude running for prznint, and therefore he is in the 2020 Goat Rodeo! And that brings us to 24.
CNN tells us that Prznint Stupid announced new sanctions against Iranian leadership to retaliate for the drone that was shot down last week. Always timely, Comrade Stupid announced these sanctions three days after he ordered and then un-ordered (is too … Continue reading
If you didn’t watch it last night, I urge you to visit Crooks and Liars to watch: The Investigation: A Search for the Truth in 10 Acts. (The 10 acts are the 10 instances of Obstruction of Justice; the show … Continue reading
Does no one ever read these things? (H/T: Scissorhead Skinny-D)
Prophet and Loss Self-declared "prophetess" Kat Kerr leads the congregation in declaring that Trump will win re-election in 2020 in a landslide. pic.twitter.com/qSu9wXZBua — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) June 24, 2019 The Pride of Floriduh, noted Weather Warrior and self-declared … Continue reading
2020 Goat Rodeo contender Beto O’Rourke dropped a policy proposal today to care for veterans, and it includes something called a “war tax.” And as you can guess from the name, it proposes some sort of market-based means to pay … Continue reading
The treadmill at the Spa has an ulterior purpose, but on the other hand the hamster will be ready for the beach this year.
Another stunning win for Fratsputin: “Peace to Prosperity lays out a vision for a prosperous Palestinian society supported by a robust private sector, an empowered people, and an effective government,” the plan says. “It shows what is possible with peace … Continue reading