Author Archives: Katie Schwartz

Spin a Funny Yarn in One Sentence

Who wants to play, spin a yarn about something stupid in one sentence? I’ll go first. Katie, it’s spelled coddage cheese. I thought Untouchables was pronounced oon-too-shabl-ays for an obscene amount of time. At Rite-Aid, I was too afraid to … Continue reading

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What is coronavirus revealing about you? She asked in jest

Ranting and non-sequiturs abound. I slept through the night, something I rarely do. I got lucky, and slept 7 hours of pain-free, uninterrupted sleep. Being a raging insomniac, I’ll take that action. The minute I woke up, I was looking … Continue reading

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COVID-19 Be Gone, Please

I fear this might be a rambling post. A thousand apologies. Walking today in Los Angeles, there was, I kid you not, a pedestrian bottleneck of people trying to cross the street and socially distance ourselves from each other. During … Continue reading

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Graves’ disease Increased Risk for Coronavirus

Before continuing, please be advised that I am experiencing blinding fucking rage. There is no news about risk for Coronavirus for people with Graves’ disease, so let’s look at it. If the CDC and WHO, and the news, continue refusing … Continue reading

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Coronavirus walks into America’s severely inept medical system, and, and, and

[Ed. Note: Scissorhead Katie Schwartz wrote this powerful piece – please add to the list: we need the laughs. we got some work to do, peeps. Putting this on top: I like it a lot! fresher posts below. — TG] … Continue reading

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The Case for Ilhan Omar, Palestine and Israel

Rep. Ilhan Omar’s (D-MN) tweets about the pro-Israel lobby: After the Muslim Congress member tweeted Sunday night that American political leaders’ support for Israel is “all about the Benjamins,” — Ilhan Omar: a political firestorm broke out over the question … Continue reading

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2020 Presidential Elections, NO more zealots, NO more extremists

[Ed. – Katie Schwartz begins our day with her take on 2020, and no! She does not sugarcoat it! Officially MPS is not taking a stand on any candidate in the 2020 Goat Rodeo (except Howard Schultz—fuck that guy!—and Prznint … Continue reading

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The Problem with Penises

[Ed. – we’re pinning this on top, for obv. reasons.  Newer posts below. –Tengrain] This essay isn’t about bashing men. Good men know who they are. Women recognize and appreciate those men. In fact, you’re our gold standard for how … Continue reading

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If Obamacare is repealed, will you die, too?

[Ed. – Katie is one tough broad, and she means it when she tells us not to utter those two words. That said, make those calls, M-f’ers, and get this abomination defeated or Katie will haunt your ass and you … Continue reading

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I am calling for Trump to be Fired Immediately for being a White Supremacist and Nazi Sympathizer

Quick sidebar: I am outraged, and there will be extreme cursing. You have been warned. Jemele Hill co-anchors ESPN’s flagship show, SportsCenter. Via Twitter, Hill tweeted the following about Trump: Trump is a White Supremacist Trump a “bigot,” a “threat” … Continue reading

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