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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan had just finished her karaoke set at the Chelsea Pier (her new favorite watering hole) and on ample calves waddled back to the bar where a round of Mai Tai awaited her. It was … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan woke up from a troubled dream —BevMo was out of Captain Morgan!— and looked at the wall in her spacious living room at the Aviary 2 (the clever nickname she gave her penthouse on … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan set down her pitcher of refreshment on top of her San Francisco coffee table picture book and noted to herself that Ronald Wilson Reagan, the greatest president of the last half of the last … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan picked her refreshment from the bar and brought it with her to the podium to give her keynote speech to The Reagan Foundation and Institute. After all, she murmured to herself, “I am the … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan swanned into the Upper East Side Bevmo to purchase a few stocking stuffers and some refreshment for Santa-baby when he slides down her chimney tonight. In her mind she was already hearing the sleigh … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan was sitting in her kitchen, and mumbled “it’s morning in America” to the life-size cut out of Ronald Wilson Reagan (“the greatest president of the last half of the last century, probably the greatest … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

In which Peggy Noonan appears to have a crush on Mayor Pete. Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan was ready to start the séance, all the needful supplies were in place (one, brown Cordovan, the life-size cutout of Ronald Wilson Reagan—the greatest president of the last half of the last century). Her … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan buzzed the door to Aviary II (her cunning nickname for her Penthouse, so vast, so chic) to let in the Amazon Fresh delivery of a case of pineapples. “A storm,” she had murmurred to … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Brisket™ Palin

Last night, many good Scissorheads urgently sent me the TMZ news that Dakota Meyers has split from America’s Sweatheart Brisket™ Palin: “Sources close to the pair — who married in 2016 and have two daughters together — tell us the … Continue reading

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