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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan was banging her head on the bar as Jesus —not that one!— her favorite bar keep at The Chelsea Pier took the Jackson out of her hand and replaced it with an ice-cold Mai Tai. … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan was having an argument with Diogenes (as one does deep in the midnight of one’s soul after an evening of playing quarters with her pal MoDo). “Well,” Noonan said, “you won’t find an honest … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan was sober as a judge (and by that we mean Judge Jeanine) when preparing the rituals profane and arcane. Noonan was troubled by the state of the Republican Party and wanted to call up … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column Peggy Noonan took a big swig from her water bottle, which tasted oddly like a Mai Tai —another miracle!— and gently lowered the needle onto the spinning platter. Adjusting her leg warmers, Noonan started her aerobics … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan was staring at the instructions to assemble the Stenstorp bar cart she had ordered from Ikea, the parts of which were neatly scattered about her. She took a long pull on a short straw … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan had just finished her karaoke set at the Chelsea Pier (her new favorite watering hole) and on ample calves waddled back to the bar where a round of Mai Tai awaited her. It was … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan woke up from a troubled dream —BevMo was out of Captain Morgan!— and looked at the wall in her spacious living room at the Aviary 2 (the clever nickname she gave her penthouse on … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan set down her pitcher of refreshment on top of her San Francisco coffee table picture book and noted to herself that Ronald Wilson Reagan, the greatest president of the last half of the last … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan picked her refreshment from the bar and brought it with her to the podium to give her keynote speech to The Reagan Foundation and Institute. After all, she murmured to herself, “I am the … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan swanned into the Upper East Side Bevmo to purchase a few stocking stuffers and some refreshment for Santa-baby when he slides down her chimney tonight. In her mind she was already hearing the sleigh … Continue reading

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