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Eiron, the Goddess Of Irony, Laughed So Hard, Well, You Know

We live is strange times, and Eiron is working overtime. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Karla)

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Eiron, The Goddess Of Irony, Strikes Again!

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading

Posted in Pandemics, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul | 22 Comments

Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Laughed So Hard She Farted

Reviewing the coronavirus supplemental appropriation and preparing to go vote. — Rep. Matt Gaetz (@RepMattGaetz) March 4, 2020 | Notable prop-comic Rep. Matt Gaetz will be taking some time off to go into quarantine: Two Republican members of Congress … Continue reading

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Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Toots Again!

TRUMP’S MONDAY — The president will deliver remarks to governors at the White House at 11 a.m. He will have lunch with Secretary of State Mike Pompeo at 12:30 p.m. in the private dining room. Trump will greet the Parkland … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, NRA, wayne lapierre | 4 Comments

Eiron, the Goddess of Irony shakes her head and walks away

Shorter Republicans: Screw Ukraine, but we don’t mind the graft and corruption HERE. CREW has the longer version: 100+ MEMBERS OF CONGRESS VISITED TRUMP PROPERTIES, 50 DURING IMPEACHMENT More than 100 members of Congress have now visited at least one … Continue reading

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Eiron, The Goddess Of Irony, Take The Night Off, Please

Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III is going to run for his old Senate Seat, which means Prznint Stupid is going to have to choose between endorsing him or endorsing Judge Roy Moore. I swear to Dawg, Sen. Doug Jones is … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Jefferson Beauregard 'Stonewall' Sessions III, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 5 Comments

Eiron, The Goddess of Irony Laughed So Hard She Farted

Our Li’l buddy Eric Trump went on Judge Jeanine, was pitched a softball question, and somehow or another scored a home run for the other team: Oh, yeah, Eric? “Just hours before the Trumps’ Fox News appearances, Forbes reported that … Continue reading

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Eiron Takes A Day Off

West Virginia Sen. Joe Manchin announced Tuesday that will not run for governor and will remain in the Senate through 2024. “Ultimately, I believe my role as U.S. Senator allows me to position our state for success for the rest … Continue reading

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Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Laughed So Hard She Farted

Governor Sammiches, who once lead a Kangaroo Court to chants of lock her up and was the first Republican politician to endorse Vulgarmort in the 2016 Goat Rodeo, wants to start a think tank dedicated to fostering civility in politics.

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Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Weeps

As insulin costs rise, American diabetics make for Canada At the wheel: Lija Greenseid, a rule-abiding Minnesota mom steering her Mazda5 on a cross-border drug run. Her daughter, who is 13, has Type 1 diabetes and needs insulin. In the … Continue reading

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