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Eiron, The Goddess Of Irony, Take The Night Off, Please

Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III is going to run for his old Senate Seat, which means Prznint Stupid is going to have to choose between endorsing him or endorsing Judge Roy Moore. I swear to Dawg, Sen. Doug Jones is … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Jefferson Beauregard 'Stonewall' Sessions III | 5 Comments

Eiron, The Goddess of Irony Laughed So Hard She Farted

Our Li’l buddy Eric Trump went on Judge Jeanine, was pitched a softball question, and somehow or another scored a home run for the other team: Oh, yeah, Eric? “Just hours before the Trumps’ Fox News appearances, Forbes reported that … Continue reading

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Eiron Takes A Day Off

West Virginia Sen. Joe Manchin announced Tuesday that will not run for governor and will remain in the Senate through 2024. “Ultimately, I believe my role as U.S. Senator allows me to position our state for success for the rest … Continue reading

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Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Laughed So Hard She Farted

Governor Sammiches, who once lead a Kangaroo Court to chants of lock her up and was the first Republican politician to endorse Vulgarmort in the 2016 Goat Rodeo, wants to start a think tank dedicated to fostering civility in politics.

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Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Weeps

As insulin costs rise, American diabetics make for Canada At the wheel: Lija Greenseid, a rule-abiding Minnesota mom steering her Mazda5 on a cross-border drug run. Her daughter, who is 13, has Type 1 diabetes and needs insulin. In the … Continue reading

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Eiron, The Goddess of Irony Laughed So Hard She Farted, Part Infinity

Oh, sweet Jeebus: Sean Hannity on Fox tonight, without any hint of irony: “Based on no actual crimes, [Pelosi] wants a political opponent locked up in prison. Umm, that happens in banana republics. Beyond despicable behavior.” pic.twitter.com/bZceCo4sIn — Kyle Griffin … Continue reading

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Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Laughed So Hard She Farted (part infinity)

Just signed Disaster Aid Bill to help Americans who have been hit by recent catastrophic storms. So important for our GREAT American farmers and ranchers. Help for GA, FL, IA, NE, NC, and CA. Puerto Rico should love President Trump. … Continue reading

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Eiron and Karma In Business At Last

As expected, Przninit Stupid appealed Judge Mehta’s ruling that the subpoena of records from his accountants’ firm Mazars is valid. Comrade Stupid’s  problem is that the next court is the Washington D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals, which is presided over … Continue reading

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Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Laughed So Hard She Farted

This did it: SELF AWARENESS ALERT: @IvankaTrump on @FoxNewsDigital: “I don’t think most Americans, in their heart, want to be given something. I’ve spent a lot of time traveling in this country over the last 4 years. People want to … Continue reading

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Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Laughed So Hard She Farted

Bloomberg should buy Eiron some Bean-O (emphasis mine): “State Department spokeswoman Heather Nauert is withdrawing from consideration as President Donald Trump’s nominee to be ambassador to the United Nations, according to a statement. Nauert’s nomination began to falter after the … Continue reading

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