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Cindy Jacobs and The Spanish Word of the Day Calendar Save Us From North Korea, for Jeebus

Hold the presses! Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, Cindy Jacobs, nasally brays and interrupts the panel during the Potato Slop Maven’s Grifting Hour to give us the breaking news from Gawd, live and on the spot! … Continue reading

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Cindy Jacobs Wants To “Harvest” The Jews

Our Lady of Good Shoe Wear and Bountiful Pasta, self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs waddles about the stage and nasally tells us that… “…“that one of the things I believe that’s going to bring a great harvest of Jews is the … Continue reading

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Move Over NBC, Cindy Jacobs YouTube Gonna Eat Your Lunch

Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs tells us… I think her juice box must have fermented.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, Cindy Jacobs is on the Coronavirus case, peeps! Let’s listen to her nasal braying in Jeebus’ Name: “Respected prophet” Cindy Jacobs assures everyone that “intercessors are on … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, Cindy Jacobs has heard from Dawg Almighty: “After seeking wisdom and prophetic counsel from prophets across the nation and world, we believe strongly that since this is … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, the Prophet Cindy Jacobs, tells us another of her prophecies that has come true: it was her “prophetic word” that prompted former South Korean president Lee Myung-bak … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Cindy Jacobs, Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, tells us after the fact about another communiqué she had with Almighty Dawg: “Around six months or so ago, I issued a warning that there … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s listen as Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear Cindy Jacobs explains to Potato Slop Maven Jim Bakker how being a prophet of her calibre works: Cindy Jacobs explains that Jim Bakker needs … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs In about 20 seconds, Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs brays nasally to warn us that if the Equality Act—which would expand federal civil rights laws to include protections against … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, self-proclaimed Prophet Cindy Jacobs turned the faltering stock market around! Let’s listen to her nasal bray, er story! (Don’t worry, I only clipped a minute!) Go that? … Continue reading

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