Disasters
Live footage of Ron DeSantis Campaign Launch
Well, at least it was over soon.
Anyway, if you did not hear about it, Cracker Orban wanted some of that Space Karen magic and so arranged to announce his 20204 Goat Rodeo entry on some beta BirdChan product called Spaces, (Safe Spaces? sure, yeah no press to ask pesky questions) which glitched for 20 minutes and died. The WaPo delicately described it:
But just minutes into the Twitter Spaces with Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, the site was breaking because of technical glitches, as more than 600,000 people tuned in. Users were dropping off — including DeSantis himself. A flustered Musk scrambled to get the conversation on track, only to be thwarted by his own website.
“We’ve got just a massive number of people online,” Musk said. “So the servers are straining somewhat.”
Eventually, they launched a new Spaces on a separate account, citing Musk’s account as the problem — although it drew a fraction of the traffic as DeSantis eventually made his announcement roughly a half-hour late.
Twitter literally had to reboot his campaign launch, but about two-thirds of the audience left; the estimate was that only 200K people (like a common CNN show) watched Cracker Orban give his canned stump speech, which he could have given anywhere. In a face-saving move, Meatball said,
Hi, this is Governor Ron DeSantis. I’m running for president of the United States to lead our great American comeback. We announced that on Twitter spaces earlier tonight and it broke the Internet because so many people were excited about being on the Twitter space.
So Meatball —who had been positioning hisself as Trump but with competence— failed to launch.
Then, to add insult to it all, he appeared on Fox News on what had originally supposed to have been an interview with now-fired Tucker Carlson’s, and instead got interviewed by living Q-Tip, Trey Gowdy of the FAILED benghazi Benghazi BENGHAZI!!1! hearings fame.
Last word to President Handsome Joe Biden who gave us world-class trolling while DeSatan went down in flames like a common SpaceX launch:
UPDATE 1: more trolling –
Mock Paper Scissors 
Russians.
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No video was a smart move. No audio; genius!
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Oh, the huge manatee!
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The logo for the new BirdChan product should be the word Spaces with a large red X superimposed
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Mrs BDR’s comment:* “No video, audio only? So Muskrat has re-invented ‘radio’!”*
Cracker Orban’s launch pad is still raining down fragments from the failure.
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The Onion FTW:
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That was funny. Here’s their latest “Ron DeSantis Relaunches Presidential Campaign From Inside Burning Tesla”:
https://www.theonion.com/ron-desantis-relaunches-presidential-campaign-from-insi-1850475896
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And to get really weird, check out the video this head case came up with.
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That is weird. Wonder if Jr. was sharing with his dad when they may have made that? It’s just bizarre.
🤣 And thanks!
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Or he could have been pretending to be his dad. No bets, though.
And you’re welcome.
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I’m exhausted from pointing and laughing, shit talking, and the distain- my god, the distain! I’ll grab a cup of coffee, dry my eyes and get back to the pointing and laughing, then I’ll give shit talking a go.
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No more pointin’ and laughin’, Laura.
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It looks like Biden’s re-election slogan is “Let’s finish the job!” My question is, what job does he think he can finish?
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Their internet needs more tubes. In series.
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