Twizzler For The Defense!

All that glitters…

From the literally  dazzling legal mind of Twizzler Trump:

Did you get that? Why isn’t Alvin Bragg going after shoplifters instead of common white-collar crooks like his dad? Where are his priorities?!

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9 Responses to Twizzler For The Defense!

  1. w3ski4me says:

    Maybe it’s those DC pharmacies he inhabits. I went into my local CVS for Tylenol and all they had was extra strength and very few of those, but nothing was locked up. Sounds like he needs to shop in a better area.

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  2. purplehead says:

    If he wants Tylenol, all he has to do is buy a Costco membership and go to the nearest warehouse. There he could buy a 55-gallon drum of Kirkland-brand acetaminophen. Idiot.

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  3. Buttermilk Sky says:

    I’m confused. Why is CVS going after Trump?

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  4. I like the “literally CVS” bit.

    And no the Tylenol isn’t locked up behind glass in any around here.

    And why should the NY DA’s office be concerned about shoplifting in Merde a Lagoon?

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  5. Also “You can’t buy Tylenol”?? When you ask for it they say , Soup Nazi-like “No Tylenol for you!”

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  6. annieasksyou says:

    I don’t think it has anything to do with shoplifting. There were Tylenol shortages—first during Covid and more recently during the multiple respiratory diseases. Whenever there are shortages, people overbuy and hoard. Tylenol is an important med, so if stores are having distribution problems, they control it by lock&key.


  7. If I knew a member of the Trump Crime Family was coming to my store, I’d lock up the meds as well.

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  8. Richard says:

    Who is this guy? He is not appealing, he looks like something i would find if i flipped a board in the back 40. I freaked out for a second. But then i realised
    Oh yeah- that is Eric Trump. It ruined the whole day. I probably should have just stepped on it. But no, i am a gay pagan. We have standards. So i let the uncanny creature scurry away.


  9. CVS: “No, I’m sorry Count Twizzler, you cannot buy the Tylenol because it’s incarcerated at the moment” (gestures to glass cabinet) … ” Like your dad is going to be once we finally get our hands on him!!! … MUHAAAHAAA HAA HAAAA” … -CVS is so cruel and relentless!


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