Take Them Out Of Our Cold, Dead Hands

Just whip ’em out an measure ’em, boys.

If I were King of the Forest, I’d grab all the guns and melt them down into park benches and whatnot. (OK, I probably would do it as a buy-back program, but it would be compulsory.)  I don’t give a merde about the Second Amendment.

But alack and alas,  I am not King of the Forest, and we are awash with guns, as the WaPo morning email thingie details:

A dramatic shift in U.S. gun culture made the AR-15 a bestseller.

Unless the deer are shooting back, hunters don’t need these things.

If you have a spare moment, maybe at lunchtime, this feature story in Vanity Fair is worth your time:

“THE GUNS ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING”: A DAY WITH LAUREN BOEBERT’S DOOMSAYING DINERS AT SHOOTER’S GRILL

UPDATE 1:

UPDATE 2: The WaPo: The gun that divides a nation

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6 Responses to Take Them Out Of Our Cold, Dead Hands

  1. I used to have one of these tee-shirts (got it at Dana Lyons joint)

    http://cowswithguns.com/product/apparel/t-shirts/right-to-arm-bears/

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  2. laura says:

    The 2nd Amendment guarantees the Right of every American to be shot anytime any and everywhere.

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  3. Jimmy T says:

    I have more than a few guns, but they’re relics from an earlier era when I was a dedicated hunter. Now they stay locked up in a secure safe. I haven’t taken them out in years…

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  4. Sirius Lunacy says:

    The second amendment fanatics will eventually drive the sane Americans to repeal the second amendment. Of course this depends on whether we can keep our democracy alive.

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